You're not my type

DarrenFW · Post by **DarrenFW** » May 30th, 2011, 2:24 pm

This is going to sound kinda strange to you guys. But I went out to a local bar this Saturday and there were a few girls there. At one point I found myself seated next to a girl who was mildly attractive but she was being rather cold and talking to everyone but ignoring me.
Some guy and his buddy were nearby approaching a couple of black girls. The black girl looked at me and I grinned. She knew I was kinda making fun of the guy. He was so try-hard.
So she laughed back at me. Well, the girl next to me thought I was laughing at her.
"Are you laughing at me?" I said "no....but I was earlier." She was shocked. She then chatted a little more and whipped out a small flask and added the contents to her glass.
I was like "Oh No....You're not my type, its too bad because you are kinda cute." (Anyone remember Mystery Method Negs?)

"What just because of that?" "Uhhhh I'm creap not a drinker."

Me: "Well its not just that....."

Her: "Why am I not your type? That's offensive." and later she asked me again "Why am I not your type?"

Me: "Well for one thing, you're American. And I only date foreign girls."

This amazed me.

Negs actually work. I guess when you're as pissed off at American Women (AW's) as me then it shows. Cool. But what an ego centric weirdo would even be offeneded by thus?

On a side note, I can't wait to get to the Phillippines and away from these creatures.

- Darren Does Foreign Women

well-informed · Post by **well-informed** » May 30th, 2011, 2:43 pm

And what did she say after you told her that you only date foreign women

Iawesome60 · Post by **Iawesome60** » May 30th, 2011, 2:46 pm

well-informed wrote:And what did she say after you told her that you only date foreign women

Ditto.

Master · Post by **Master** » May 31st, 2011, 7:25 am

this whole post is not my type.

DarrenFW · Post by **DarrenFW** » June 1st, 2011, 10:32 am

I said "I only date foreign women. Mostly Filipinas and Eastern Europeans. You're American." She looked deflated. Her friend could see that she was off balance so she called her over there. I said "I gotta leave." and I left.

Please note that I don't really suggest doing this sort of thing. I was just feeling a little anti-AW at that moment.

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » June 2nd, 2011, 9:56 am

DarrenFW wrote:I said "I only date foreign women. Mostly Filipinas and Eastern Europeans. You're American." She looked deflated. Her friend could see that she was off balance so she called her over there. I said "I gotta leave." and I left.

Please note that I don't really suggest doing this sort of thing. I was just feeling a little anti-AW at that moment.

Oh f**k that shit, dude. I wear that badge of honor on my sleeve just about every day. I almost get into physical altercations at times if a simp or a mangina is accompanying them while I'm putting those bitches on blast.

ssjparris · Post by **ssjparris** » June 2nd, 2011, 11:43 am

E_Irizarry wrote:
DarrenFW wrote:I said "I only date foreign women. Mostly Filipinas and Eastern Europeans. You're American." She looked deflated. Her friend could see that she was off balance so she called her over there. I said "I gotta leave." and I left.

Please note that I don't really suggest doing this sort of thing. I was just feeling a little anti-AW at that moment.
Oh f**k that shit, dude. I wear that badge of honor on my sleeve just about every day. I almost get into physical altercations at times if a simp or a mangina is accompanying them while I'm putting those bitches on blast.

hell Ya dude. i am right next to you on this one all the way. i told this american bitch dude move out the way then. these women are rude they force their way into a seat next to you without apologizing. you HAVE to be nice or else to them. So got tired of it and told that lady to move. her bad boy boyfriend got up and said " WHAT ?" AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT TOO. how come american women can be rude to you but you can't be rude to them. f**k that shit !!!.

DarrenFW · Post by **DarrenFW** » June 2nd, 2011, 12:32 pm

Well eventhough I feel angry, I'd like to stay as positive as I can. I mean the site is called "Happier Abroad".

I agree with standing up for myself and not taking shit from anyone but to go out and pick fights for no reason isn't productive.

Do you guys actively go out and try to piss off American Women?

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » June 2nd, 2011, 4:07 pm

ssjparris wrote:
E_Irizarry wrote:
DarrenFW wrote:I said "I only date foreign women. Mostly Filipinas and Eastern Europeans. You're American." She looked deflated. Her friend could see that she was off balance so she called her over there. I said "I gotta leave." and I left.

Please note that I don't really suggest doing this sort of thing. I was just feeling a little anti-AW at that moment.
Oh f**k that shit, dude. I wear that badge of honor on my sleeve just about every day. I almost get into physical altercations at times if a simp or a mangina is accompanying them while I'm putting those bitches on blast.
hell Ya dude. i am right next to you on this one all the way. i told this american bitch dude move out the way then. these women are rude they force their way into a seat next to you without apologizing. you HAVE to be nice or else to them. So got tired of it and told that lady to move. her bad boy boyfriend got up and said " WHAT ?" AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT TOO. how come american women can be rude to you but you can't be rude to them. f**k that shit !!!.

My man!!!!!!! (in a 'no homo' kind of way) *daps*

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » June 2nd, 2011, 4:10 pm

DarrenFW wrote:Well eventhough I feel angry, I'd like to stay as positive as I can. I mean the site is called "Happier Abroad".

I agree with standing up for myself and not taking shit from anyone but to go out and pick fights for no reason isn't productive.

Do you guys actively go out and try to piss off American Women?

Slow down, budd. Guys like SSJ Parris and I do not go out of our ways to pick fights under these very circumstances. We just say that AW are foul (or something in the like that has to do with when/how/why/because AW suck/are foul) out loud to ourselves and/or to others and/or among others, and as a consequence, there might be a physical altercation due to somebody not liking it when it we say it to ourselves and/or out loud.

I hope that it clarifies it. *smiles*

DarrenFW · Post by **DarrenFW** » June 2nd, 2011, 4:29 pm

E_Irizarry wrote:
DarrenFW wrote:Well eventhough I feel angry, I'd like to stay as positive as I can. I mean the site is called "Happier Abroad".

I agree with standing up for myself and not taking shit from anyone but to go out and pick fights for no reason isn't productive.

Do you guys actively go out and try to piss off American Women?
Slow down, budd. Guys like SSJ Parris and I do not go out of our ways to pick fights under these very circumstances. We just say that AW are foul (or something in the like that has to do with when/how/why/because AW suck/are foul) out loud to ourselves and/or to others and/or among others, and as a consequence, there might be a physical altercation due to somebody not liking it when it we say it to ourselves and/or out loud.

I hope that it clarifies it. *smiles*

Yeah. I think we agree on this issue. Thanks.

The_Adventurer · Post by **The_Adventurer** » June 2nd, 2011, 5:18 pm

Remember that negs and other PUA bullshit does not work in Philippines, unless you want to make a nice girl cry or think that you truly hate her.

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » June 3rd, 2011, 8:09 am

Terrence wrote:Remember that negs and other PUA bullshit does not work in Philippines, unless you want to make a nice girl cry or think that you truly hate her.

Yeah you have definitely been to the Philippines to know that. I am guilty of coming off abrasive to a Pinay in the Philippines one time, and she balled out of control crying. I felt so bad that I didn't even do makeup sex with her.
I just consoled her by taking her to Jollibee's and we ordered up a bucket of chicken smashin' the food sambo style. LMAOOOOOOOO jajaja!

Post by **Winston** » June 3rd, 2011, 9:18 am

DarrenFW wrote:I said "I only date foreign women. Mostly Filipinas and Eastern Europeans. You're American." She looked deflated. Her friend could see that she was off balance so she called her over there. I said "I gotta leave." and I left.

Please note that I don't really suggest doing this sort of thing. I was just feeling a little anti-AW at that moment.

When she asked, "Why am I not your type?" you should have been mysterious and not answer her question, saying something like, "I can't tell you. It might hurt your feelings." That would really rile her up. lol

Adama · Post by **Adama** » June 3rd, 2011, 10:19 am

Waste of time talking to Ameriskanks.