I saw this on a bumper sticker one time. With 50% of women in America being overweight, I think more guys should put this slogan on their cars.





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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."

A buddy of mine had this bumper sticker on his car 18 years ago. He was a mild-mannered, happily-married doctor. Go figure. Happily married, I might add, perhaps because his wife gave him no shit.

These amusing, politically incorrect little bumper stickers do not come without a cost. Back in the early '80s I went with "Have you slugged your kid today?" Thought it was a nice little satire on the whole brain-dead self-esteem culture epitomized by that ubiquitous, school-marmish slogan "Have you hugged your kid today?" After a few times hearing 'YOU ARE SICK!!!' or the equivalent from passing motorists, I took it off. Don't expect to get away with satire in the US.