It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
HappierAbroad is his personal thang
With that he makes tons and TONS of gains
He's got Dianne as his personal proof
So y'all know he ain't no stupid goof
Mistah JamesBond is his right-hand man
Plus all the rest of his hardcore clan
Don't forget the wonderful rockety Rock
For Taiwanese girls - He's got a nice cock!
How 'bout the loyal Momopi down at O.C.
And Ladislav who's got some REAL suaaave
God bless Steve Nesse who'll take away your stress
Of American women who constantly oppress
Then Winston's faithful Phoenix
Wants 'em hermosa girls from Formooosa
Led by Winnie-the-Wooh
We all go to Cebu!
Leave America behind
So you'll have peace of mind!
HappierAbroad
is no stupid fraud!
See for yourselves foreign women
And you'll be enlightened with Zen!
Hip hip hooray
Out of the USA!
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Pelle-Gross-O on the piece of steel (i.e. the mic)
Yo check it...
It's such a shame that I have to go Happier Abroad to find a broad/
I'm balding like Phil/Went raw 200 times in the Phils/Against All Odds/
Heaven only know-hoes/and hell only knows the good guys/
Uprooting the status quo like the westernization of Dubai/
Spitting fecal mind over matters and nothing else matters/
Imagine me sitting eatin' tikki aloo spicy chicken and minty rice on a platter/
over in Sri Lanka/where I don't have to carry a shank/
Waiting a month for the cashier check process at Kasikorn Thai bank/
I run around more than Tebow/Like Levert/I'm an expatriate casonova/
One garota sucking on my manboobs while girating to some Bossa Nova/
Now that's gang sta!
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:59 pm
E_Irizarry
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Oh Billy the kid/Living in America could be a lifetime bid/
Doing 25 to life domestically/Or forever abroad as an expatriate/
I gnaw up faggots like ger-ram-uh-mals/
f**k raw like an animal/
Type III Diabetes new type/from eating out FW's sugarwalls like a cannibal/
Money-exchange booths ripped me off more than a feminist doctor castrating foreskin/
I ate red meat all my life/5 lbs. in my colon/Damn I'm such a glutton/
I stopped HIV from cracking the DNA code of my T-cell/
I married so many FW's/that IMBRA wants me in P-cell/
Religion is a manmade phenomenon/so I spat on the pastor/f***ed off the christianing/
Even Mark Edwards is happier domestically/f**k off happy Feministing!
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:38 pm
Winston Site Admin
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 13812
LOL this is hilarious! How do you guys come up with this stuff? LOL
I ought to feature this on the home page or something. I'll definitely send it to my list. lol Bravo!
"It takes far less effort to find and move to the society that has what you want than it does to try to reconstruct an existing society to match your standards." - Harry Browne, How I Found Freedom in an Unfree World
"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:28 pm
E_Irizarry
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Winston wrote:
LOL this is hilarious! How do you guys come up with this stuff? LOL
I ought to feature this on the home page or something. I'll definitely send it to my list. lol Bravo!
Papoose, Joelle Ortiz, Kool G. Rap, Canibus, Enimem, Redman, Joe Budden as an underground MC, GhostFace Killah, the late Big Pun, Lord Finesse, the late Big L, Rakim,
the late Biggie Smalls among others are my biggest lyricist idols out there!
My favorite song writers are Antonio LA Reid (from "XFactor") & Babyface, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, and Pharrell Williams & Chad Hugo (Neptunes)
I listen to them, and even before a lot of these cats came out, I was already writing avant garde lyrics in 1989 and began producing on a Newmark sampler back in 1990.
Wait until you guys hear my music. :O)
The shit out today called contemporary music needs a makeunder and recessitation.
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!
Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:59 pm
E_Irizarry
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Yo yo check it out y'all:
Thanks Winston/for giving me and my skills recognition/
It would be disrespectful to do a rendition/
Of the forefathers whom paved the way/
Like when Quincy was jone-sing/and Ben [MJ song], wait isn't he gay?/
Because QJ sodomized MJ while dipping his dick in Tevin's Campbell soup/
Ever since the days of Lost Boyz, south side Queens with the Lex coups/
Good music hasn't been made since the days of Konami/
Green Beret/The bootleg version of Rush N' Attack Bazooka Joe tsunami/
Since the advent of feminism/out came a lot of acronyms/
OMG/America sucks/move out while you can/K.I.M/keep it movin/
Ever since 2010/there have been newfags/newfags everywhere/no homo
Anywhere from Oil Trade Academy to Linux Only/ooops I mean odbo!
Peace.
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!
Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:22 pm
well-informed
Joined: 01 Jan 2011
Posts: 467
Location: New York City
Lol haha ohhh billy
I say whatever i want, whenever i want to whomever i so please. (You see that's how that works around here you dumb-a**)
So who are you really other than a troll that decided to give himself birth recently. What do you do other than voice your stupid a** opinion and go on and judge members around here like if you know any better. Surely you don't spend all day here looking at member's previous posts before for info, reading up on Winston's journals that takes 3 and half days to finish, and raving about this forum like this was meth to a drug-addict
Man shut your candy a** up already, all you do is yap yap yap here. If i diss on Winston then i diss on Winston. What are you gonna do about it...hmmm you gonna write about it. Hahhahaa take a seat you whack-a** rapping german (assuming that's your nationality)
Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:33 am
E_Irizarry
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Ned Zeppelin wrote:
Ned Zeppelin in the house and ive got to say
This sites the bomb and im here to stay
Discovered this place a couple months ago
Been pissed of because my dating life is slow
Been trying hard to save up some decent doe
cause ill be swimming in bitches wherever i go
The phillipines is my destination
Winston wu's my inspiration
to flee this bitch-filled nation
Got some hesitation
Criticized by the population
But you know what i say
it may be risky but ill regret it for the rest of my life
If im stuck at home with three little shits and a fat a** wife
Peace
Oh stop the shit, man. I love it! LOL hahaha Keep 'em coming!!
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:40 pm
Dogboy86
Joined: 27 Aug 2011
Posts: 303
Location: Safford, Az.
See the world for what it is not what I want it to be
Seen the duality of man in the penitentiary
Can make it happen in the states but why
Paying to much for trash, can't buy the lie
Hand me downs and trade-ins, no good
Need to find somewhere to live as I should
Taken past the point of reason
Six years flat before I'm leaving
Till then I'll have to bide my time
Read Happier Abroad and make up silly rhymes
_________________ "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"!!!
Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:31 am
Taco
Joined: 09 Jul 2011
Posts: 1115
I dedicate this poem to all the women I had to dump to get to where I am today.
Crazy Bitches
To all you crazy bitches I direct this rhyme
I知 leaving you all at the border line
You got hormone inbalance, fat and slutty too
There isn稚 a guy that wants to get with you
I知 watching you there eating your muffin
Makes me feel like doing some cussing
I知 obsessed with giving some lovin
But only if you致e never had a bun in your oven
I知 going to Asia to get me some nipple
I値l have a horny Pinay sucking my pickle
Your pussies really small and feeling nice
I wish that I could make you pregnant twice
I知 spanking your a** and tying your wrists
Did I forget to mention your sensitive tits
Your body is so beautiful makes me rhyme
When my lips are stuck to your behind
I値l make it my mission
To get our freak on in every position
Me on top and side by side
You can even turn around for a cowgirl ride
I値l be real gentle and there will be no rushing
So that we can avoid a pacquiao concussion
Oh, you make me feel so hot
I think your breasts are going to drop
You got the juice, I love your nectar
I just changed my job to p***y inspector
I know your dealing with lots of stress
But only until I get under your dress
I want you to come to me
I知 your new OB
Its time to feed you my vitamin D
In nine months your going to deliver
But now I知 moving on to your sister
Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:51 am
E_Irizarry
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Dogboy86 wrote:
See the world for what it is not what I want it to be
Seen the duality of man in the penitentiary
Can make it happen in the states but why
Paying to much for trash, can't buy the lie
Hand me downs and trade-ins, no good
Need to find somewhere to live as I should
Taken past the point of reason
Six years flat before I'm leaving
Till then I'll have to bide my time
Read Happier Abroad and make up silly rhymes
Actually that shit wasn't too bad man. Have you written in the fine arts before?
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!
Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:54 am
E_Irizarry
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Taco wrote:
I dedicate this poem to all the women I had to dump to get to where I am today.
Crazy Bitches
To all you crazy bitches I direct this rhyme
I知 leaving you all at the border line
You got hormone inbalance, fat and slutty too
There isn稚 a guy that wants to get with you
I知 watching you there eating your muffin
Makes me feel like doing some cussing
I知 obsessed with giving some lovin
But only if you致e never had a bun in your oven
I知 going to Asia to get me some nipple
I値l have a horny Pinay sucking my pickle
Your pussies really small and feeling nice
I wish that I could make you pregnant twice
I知 spanking your a** and tying your wrists
Did I forget to mention your sensitive tits
Your body is so beautiful makes me rhyme
When my lips are stuck to your behind
I値l make it my mission
To get our freak on in every position
Me on top and side by side
You can even turn around for a cowgirl ride
I値l be real gentle and there will be no rushing
So that we can avoid a pacquiao concussion
Oh, you make me feel so hot
I think your breasts are going to drop
You got the juice, I love your nectar
I just changed my job to p***y inspector
I know your dealing with lots of stress
But only until I get under your dress
I want you to come to me
I知 your new OB
Its time to feed you my vitamin D
In nine months your going to deliver
But now I知 moving on to your sister
You are f***ed up cool dude. Write som'mo' shit mayne.
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!
Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:00 am
E_Irizarry
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
One cock, two cock, three cocks, four o'clock rock
Roosh V./I.S.G./S.T.D's/Happier Abroad don't mock
Nuevo Laredo for the poor expat male/get that Mexican p***y jellybean/
Make those bitches get ur woody up like amphetamines/
Epic fail to the Euro Jews whom tried phish this site/I'm da man/
With the new PHP/we don't have to eat no more green eggs and spam
I spit so much shit that I don't' need an enema
My farts be passing away like the live death of George Steinbrenner
Speaking of NY Jews/vote out Michael Doomberg/
Behead that cocksucker like if he were Nick Berg.
Time to run a peer blocker/cuz I became a jew mocker/
I got an ad hoc IP rerouter/rocking sideburn curls eating mattza crackers/
Get it??
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!
Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:14 am
Dogboy86
Joined: 27 Aug 2011
Posts: 303
Location: Safford, Az.
Thank you E_Irizarry.... well I was publish by a teacher while in high school but was so embarrassed and had low self worth so I took no credit...
_________________ "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"!!!
Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:17 am
E_Irizarry
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Dogboy86 wrote:
Thank you E_Irizarry.... well I was publish by a teacher while in high school but was so embarrassed and had low self worth so I took no credit...
Well you are in the right site. We virtuous men will build up the self-esteem of men such as you to become resilient yes?
_________________ "I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
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