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I was gonna post this under Food, Nutrition, Health Issues... Razz

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It would be a waste of a SSBBW piece of a.ss if she is a feminist.
Yes, I'd do her...and even if she's adamant about making me put a condom on, I'd do it and then after a boring elongated minute, I'd deliberately throw out my left hip and on the "putting-it-back-inward" stroke I'd roll the condom to the head so that it would eventually fall off.

I'd smash. I'm pretty sober, my dudes.


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What is the sound of one hand clapping?

It is the sound a father hears coming from his teenage son's room.


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