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A Sumerian, a Roman, an Ottoman, and an American walk into a bar...

Post by Ghost » September 1st, 2018, 3:30 am

A Sumerian, a Roman, an Ottoman, and an American walked into a bar.

The Sumerian took a sip of his beer, leaned back, and said: “I don't know what happened! Our civilization was at the height of its power and glory, and then it collapsed!”

The Roman nodded and took a sip of his beer too: “I don't know what happened either! Our civilization was at the height of its power and glory, and then it collapsed!”

The Ottoman leaned on the table, sighing: “Same here! I don't know what happened! Our civilization was at the height of its power and glory, and then we collapsed!”

The American grinned, took a sip of his beer, and leaned back in his chair smugly:

“I sure am glad America isn't like those places!”
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