Should My life is trash become a babbermonger?

[Prince of Cups]

Should @my life is trash become a babbermonger?

Babbermonger (n.)

/ˈbabəˌmʌŋɡər/
A tradesperson dealing in fecal matter.

A vendor specializing in the collection, refinement, and sale of excrement for various uses.

Look, everyone knows “My life is trash” is exactly what his name says — a walking pile of trash nobody wants anywhere near them. A bitter little incel who’s somehow still here spewing shit like it’s a talent. Honestly, the only career path that fits this level of pure garbage is one that deals exclusively in shit.

So here’s the perfect future for him: babbermonger. Proud as hell with his pathetic little straw hat, standing behind a stall nobody wants near because it smells like exactly what he is: pure, unfiltered shit. People will yell at him, “f**k off with that stall, it stinks of shit!” but the babbermonger swallows the insults like he swallows his own bitterness, keeping on because deep down, he knows this is the only thing he’s good at.

He’s basically the embodiment of the product he sells: foul, unwelcome, and impossible to get rid of. The babbermonger life is the only honest living he can make, selling what he is: worthless crap no one wants, but somebody’s gotta deal with it.

[Voyager1]

Prince of cups is probably a transgender cross dressing homosexual

[my life is trash]

Prince of cups is probably a transgender cross dressing homosexual

You really put that cum guzzling little faggot in his place.

[Voyager1]

The greater question is should we allow queers in here? I say no. But this is Winston's forum

[Prince of Cups]

Prince of cups is probably a transgender cross dressing homosexual

If you want my come back you can scrape it off your mother's tits

[Prince of Cups]

Prince of cups is probably a transgender cross dressing homosexual

You really put that cum guzzling little faggot in his place.

You'll never be the man your mother was.

[my life is trash]

Prince of cups is probably a transgender cross dressing homosexual

You really put that cum guzzling little faggot in his place.

You'll never be the man your mother was.

Your mother f***s dogs and caught stds from them you faggot ass bitch.

[Voyager1]

PoC is already a babbermonger dealing out shit

[Voyager1]

You really put that cum guzzling little faggot in his place.

Yes, with a faggot name like "Prince of Cups" we should have known he was a faggot!

[Prince of Cups]

You really put that cum guzzling little faggot in his place.

Yes, with a faggot name like "Prince of Cups" we should have known he was a faggot!

In tarot Prince or Knight of Cups is someone romantic, intelligent, creative and charming. Qualities you shall never possess.

[Voyager1]

If it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck.... it's a freakin' duck!

[CaptainSkelebob2]

Of course he should become a babbermonger. All these whiny beta faggot incels ever do is spew shit!

Babbermonger LOL. That's a new one for me. Good one, fella!

[Prince of Cups]

A poem for my new friend, @my life is trash. A complete babbermonger who contributes little to the forum, and even less to society. My poem is called: Ballad of the Babbermongers

@Voyager1 since this poem is about your pet, I thought you'd appreciate it too.

In the gutters of discourse, two shadows remain,
Clogging the threads with their tired refrain.
MyLifeIsTrash, what a fitting name,
A babbermonger born of bile and shame.

With shit-caked hands and a sneer so proud,
He peddles his filth to an imaginary crowd.
“Refined excrement!” he cries, in his shit-stained stall,
But even the rats won’t answer his call.

His partner in grime, that fool Voyager1,
Echoes like static so dull and overdone.
He babbles in circles, a turd on repeat,
Like a persistent shit stuck to the bottom of feet.

Together they reign in a kingdom of waste,
Slinging brown nonsense with desperate haste.
Two trolls united in digital blight,
Smeared across screens like stains in the night.

Oh babbermongers, merchants of stink,
Purveyors of thoughts that nobody should think.
How proud you must be, in your rank little den,
Masters of nothing, the shitposters’ zen.

So carry your wares in baskets of gloom,
Smelling of failure, resentment, and doom.
For in this vast forum, one truth rings clear:
You both reek of crap — and you're both clearly queer.

[MrMan]

When I saw the title of the thread, I looked up babbermonger and google did not know what it is.

Home Depot and Lowes sells bags of cow manure in the garden section. Someone has to be in the business of selling that.

[MrMan]

When I saw the title of the thread, I looked up babbermonger and google did not know what it is.

Home Depot and Lowes sells bags of composted cow manure in the garden section. Someone has to be in the business of selling that.