Unhappy at home- recipe from the Outwest Cafe to the rescue!
Posted: August 21st, 2012, 2:40 am
While plotting your escape, here is a good recipe from my own kitchen that will put a smile on your face:
Outrageously good mango shakes!
First, you have GOT to have good mangoes. The should be soft, juicy and succulent sweet!
Peel and slice about a pound of ripe fruit. Blend that to a puree and freeze it in an ice cube tray.
Next, prep another 2 cups of the same quality sweet mango and drop that into your blender with about a pint of
the best Vanilla ice cream you can find, and add a half cup cream. Blend this to a good "smoothie" consistency,
and then blend with enough of the frozen mango cubes to give you the right frozen shake consistency.
Serve it up and enjoy!
PS: If you have a sweet tan girl with long black hair who is prancing around the house in nothing more than
one of your shirts that she stole from your closet, a mango shake like this will tame her a bit(As in make her easier to catch!),
and in some cases it is as effective as foreplay!
PS ps: Important note! If you anticipate such aphrodisiac qualities with the mango shake, give the house keeper the night off!
Supply note: The mangoes in this case are from our own yard, but some of the Mexican grown mangoes can work if they are ripe and
sweet enough- taste test first!
Outwest
Mindanao, Philippines
Outrageously good mango shakes!
First, you have GOT to have good mangoes. The should be soft, juicy and succulent sweet!
Peel and slice about a pound of ripe fruit. Blend that to a puree and freeze it in an ice cube tray.
Next, prep another 2 cups of the same quality sweet mango and drop that into your blender with about a pint of
the best Vanilla ice cream you can find, and add a half cup cream. Blend this to a good "smoothie" consistency,
and then blend with enough of the frozen mango cubes to give you the right frozen shake consistency.
Serve it up and enjoy!
PS: If you have a sweet tan girl with long black hair who is prancing around the house in nothing more than
one of your shirts that she stole from your closet, a mango shake like this will tame her a bit(As in make her easier to catch!),
and in some cases it is as effective as foreplay!
PS ps: Important note! If you anticipate such aphrodisiac qualities with the mango shake, give the house keeper the night off!
Supply note: The mangoes in this case are from our own yard, but some of the Mexican grown mangoes can work if they are ripe and
sweet enough- taste test first!
Outwest
Mindanao, Philippines