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Inventions: A comparison between women and men

Posted: December 1st, 2012, 10:56 am
by Voice of Reason
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Posted: December 1st, 2012, 10:57 am
by Voice of Reason
Yes, men have also invented things to make life easier for themselves. But that's fair enough, since men do most of the work:

Cordless Tools



Electronic ignition

Posted: December 1st, 2012, 10:57 am
by Voice of Reason
But men have also been kind enough to invent things to make life easier for women:

TV Remote



Microwave

Posted: December 1st, 2012, 10:57 am
by Voice of Reason
My Conclusion

Usually when a female invents something, the thing that goes through her mind is "How can this benefit ME!?!?" When a male invents something, the thing that goes through his mind is "How can this benefit HUMANITY?"

In all fairness women have invented a small number of things that are useful to humanity:

Circular saw
COBOL
Solar Flares (based on the husbands prototype, who died young)
Windshield wiper
Nystatin (medication for fungal infections)

But these pale in comparison to that of man.

Most female inventions look like this:

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(Note, it was still a man who invented this scooter)

Posted: December 1st, 2012, 10:59 am
by abcdavid01
Yes, women were held back! For 12 thousand years! In every culture! It's a conspiracy!!!

Posted: December 2nd, 2012, 1:11 am
by Ginger
Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.

Posted: December 2nd, 2012, 1:15 am
by Falcon
But women invented ...

BREAST MILK! :P

Without it, the existence of human males would not even be possible.

Posted: December 2nd, 2012, 1:53 am
by Voice of Reason
Ginger wrote:Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.
Please do!

Posted: December 2nd, 2012, 3:38 am
by Ginger
Voice of Reason wrote:
Ginger wrote:Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.
Please do!

REPORT:

I've shared this thread with a female friend (a feminist) who grew up in the US, and she was so angry that she called me a traitor and said she will 'unfriend' me. Weird thing is, I've shared this to a pinay feminist and a european one and they didn't react violently at all. The european even laughed about this.

Conclusion: AWs are seriously {brain} damaged if something like this can trigger a reaction like that from them. Talk about (super misandrist) drama.

Posted: December 2nd, 2012, 4:28 am
by marklambo
Ginger wrote:
Voice of Reason wrote:
Ginger wrote:Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.
Please do!

REPORT:

I've shared this thread with a female friend (a feminist) who grew up in the US, and she was so angry that she called me a traitor and said she will 'unfriend' me. Weird thing is, I've shared this to a pinay feminist and a european one and they didn't react violently at all. The european even laughed about this.

Conclusion: AWs are seriously {brain} damaged if something like this can trigger a reaction like that from them. Talk about (super misandrist) drama.
American women are just as useless as cockroaches.

Posted: December 2nd, 2012, 4:44 am
by Voice of Reason
Ginger wrote:
Voice of Reason wrote:
Ginger wrote:Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.
Please do!

REPORT:

I've shared this thread with a female friend (a feminist) who grew up in the US, and she was so angry that she called me a traitor and said she will 'unfriend' me. Weird thing is, I've shared this to a pinay feminist and a european one and they didn't react violently at all. The european even laughed about this.

Conclusion: AWs are seriously {brain} damaged if something like this can trigger a reaction like that from them. Talk about (super misandrist) drama.
LOL…she sounds like a mental case to me!