The Adventures Of Hypermak Of The Kitchen!
Posted: July 4th, 2020, 5:20 pm
The Adventures of HYPERMAK! Volume 1
Episode Name: Contrarian Expatriate Pays @Hypermak a visit!
@Hypermak Begins his daily rumination about all the wealth and girls ConEx is accumulating with so little effort.
@Hypermak's pathological envy gets the best of him and he becomes unglued when he thinks about how ConEx has life far too easy compared to him who has to slave away all day there in a kitchen.
@Hypermak When his colleagues, who are fed up with the daily rantings about some mysterious Contrarian Expatriate person, ask him to calm down because he does not even know ConEx, Hypermak goes ballistic on them and vows to confront ConEx about making him feel bad about being a kitchen slave if he were lucky enough to ever meet him. Hypermak then shouts that he would pummel ConEx and stomp him into the ground!
ConEx then walks surprisingly walks into to kitchen area of the Conrad Hotel in Pasay, introduces himself as The Contrarian Expatriate, then asks to speak to the cook who goes by @Hypermak.
@Hypermak very nervously claims no one who goes by Hypermak works there. ConEx, realizing Hypermak's appearance matches his deranged online persona, knows he's actually Hypermak and walks up to him. Hypermak panics, runs toward the door, cries, and pleads with ConEx not to obliterate him.
ConEx asks him to calm himself down and tells him he would never attack such a diminutive chihuahua of a man who suffers from a Napoleonic complex online. ConEx, out of mercy and compassion, hands Hypermak him some money so he can get psychiatric treatment caused by all his envy and hatred for ConEx's success in life.
@Hypermak realizes ConEx is very kind to not crush him like a stale cracker and wipe the kitchen floor with him. So out of gratitude, he offers ConEx a drink of gratitude for sparing him considerable physical and emotional harm, especially in front of his Conrad Hotel colleagues. ConEx politely refuses the drink citing the poor overall quality of Italian wine, then walks toward the door to return to his fly to fly back to Japan.
@Hypermak's manager (in the background) tearfully thanks ConEx from sparing his life and not physically dismantling him for his foul attitude and off-putting mouth.
As soon as ConEx leaves the room, @Hypermak reverts back to his normal self and says, "ConEx is lucky I did not beat him into a bloody pulp for having such an unfair lesuirely life and for having his way with all those gorgeous, young Eastern European girls that I wish I could get. Next time I won't be so merciful to ConEx!"
ConEx overhears the comment, rolls his eyes, and decides to let counseling and psychiatric treatment to resolve Hypermak's deep seated issues. Besides, there are Ukrainian students Tatiana, Ludmilla, and Tanya to meet later in Tokyo for drinks and fun.
Episode Name: Contrarian Expatriate Pays @Hypermak a visit!
@Hypermak Begins his daily rumination about all the wealth and girls ConEx is accumulating with so little effort.
@Hypermak's pathological envy gets the best of him and he becomes unglued when he thinks about how ConEx has life far too easy compared to him who has to slave away all day there in a kitchen.
@Hypermak When his colleagues, who are fed up with the daily rantings about some mysterious Contrarian Expatriate person, ask him to calm down because he does not even know ConEx, Hypermak goes ballistic on them and vows to confront ConEx about making him feel bad about being a kitchen slave if he were lucky enough to ever meet him. Hypermak then shouts that he would pummel ConEx and stomp him into the ground!
ConEx then walks surprisingly walks into to kitchen area of the Conrad Hotel in Pasay, introduces himself as The Contrarian Expatriate, then asks to speak to the cook who goes by @Hypermak.
@Hypermak very nervously claims no one who goes by Hypermak works there. ConEx, realizing Hypermak's appearance matches his deranged online persona, knows he's actually Hypermak and walks up to him. Hypermak panics, runs toward the door, cries, and pleads with ConEx not to obliterate him.
ConEx asks him to calm himself down and tells him he would never attack such a diminutive chihuahua of a man who suffers from a Napoleonic complex online. ConEx, out of mercy and compassion, hands Hypermak him some money so he can get psychiatric treatment caused by all his envy and hatred for ConEx's success in life.
@Hypermak realizes ConEx is very kind to not crush him like a stale cracker and wipe the kitchen floor with him. So out of gratitude, he offers ConEx a drink of gratitude for sparing him considerable physical and emotional harm, especially in front of his Conrad Hotel colleagues. ConEx politely refuses the drink citing the poor overall quality of Italian wine, then walks toward the door to return to his fly to fly back to Japan.
@Hypermak's manager (in the background) tearfully thanks ConEx from sparing his life and not physically dismantling him for his foul attitude and off-putting mouth.
As soon as ConEx leaves the room, @Hypermak reverts back to his normal self and says, "ConEx is lucky I did not beat him into a bloody pulp for having such an unfair lesuirely life and for having his way with all those gorgeous, young Eastern European girls that I wish I could get. Next time I won't be so merciful to ConEx!"
ConEx overhears the comment, rolls his eyes, and decides to let counseling and psychiatric treatment to resolve Hypermak's deep seated issues. Besides, there are Ukrainian students Tatiana, Ludmilla, and Tanya to meet later in Tokyo for drinks and fun.
