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Here is a sample of what the vax lemmings have to look forward to, when a woman who got the clot shot became disabled and lost her kids and her house. The difference between her and the average lemming, other than that she is not dead yet, is that she seems to be attractive and popular. For the average dipshit things will be much worse.

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/she-l ... -homeless/
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Three quacks in Canada died in a single hospital days after receiving their fourth lethal injection. I don't know who is worse - these idiots being hoisted by their own petard or the quacks who avoid the lethal injections themselves while murdering innocent children with them.

https://citizenwells.substack.com/p/3-y ... als-in-one

Another one - here is some goblin who was a "beauty artist" to celebs who promoted the lethal injection and then died of it.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/QcKnw6jMpILb/
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Cornfed wrote:
July 24th, 2022, 11:39 am
Three quacks in Canada died in a single hospital days after receiving their fourth lethal injection. I don't know who is worse - these idiots being hoisted by their own petard or the quacks who avoid the lethal injections themselves while murdering innocent children with them.

https://citizenwells.substack.com/p/3-y ... als-in-one
Another one bites the dust.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... n-2-weeks/
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Cornfed wrote:
July 29th, 2022, 2:45 pm
Cornfed wrote:
July 24th, 2022, 11:39 am
Three quacks in Canada died in a single hospital days after receiving their fourth lethal injection. I don't know who is worse - these idiots being hoisted by their own petard or the quacks who avoid the lethal injections themselves while murdering innocent children with them.

https://citizenwells.substack.com/p/3-y ... als-in-one
Another one bites the dust.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... n-2-weeks/
Young Basketball athlete dropped dead recently as well. I was very skeptical of the claims that there would be mass die offs from the vaccine in the near future. I’m starting to think that it may become a reality. Guess we’ll find out.
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I didn't read through the thread, but did you hear the one about the female comedian making fun of anti-vaxxers and keeling over on-stage, mid-joke? The audience took a minute to react, because they thought it was part of the gig.
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rudder wrote:
August 5th, 2022, 5:22 pm
I didn't read through the thread, but did you hear the one about the female comedian making fun of anti-vaxxers and keeling over on-stage, mid-joke? The audience took a minute to react, because they thought it was part of the gig.
It's in there.
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NPCslammer wrote:
July 30th, 2022, 5:29 am
Cornfed wrote:
July 29th, 2022, 2:45 pm
Cornfed wrote:
July 24th, 2022, 11:39 am
Three quacks in Canada died in a single hospital days after receiving their fourth lethal injection. I don't know who is worse - these idiots being hoisted by their own petard or the quacks who avoid the lethal injections themselves while murdering innocent children with them.

https://citizenwells.substack.com/p/3-y ... als-in-one
Another one bites the dust.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... n-2-weeks/
Young Basketball athlete dropped dead recently as well. I was very skeptical of the claims that there would be mass die offs from the vaccine in the near future. I’m starting to think that it may become a reality. Guess we’ll find out.
Yeah, I'm open-minded but wasn't convinced there'd be that many deaths either (i.e. up to the "mass die-off" level), but at this point we're seeing not only the more dramatic cases of so many dropping dead from sudden heart failure even when young and healthy, but also the more statistically verifiable abnormal increases in deaths from murkier exact causes seem to be going way up, as well as all sorts of other f***ed up health issues that aren't (yet) fatal, yet they're likely connected to the vaccines, because there has not been any other big intervening event that would cause so much extra death.
Also, the completely laughable excuses the controlled media makes for all the deaths (showing they acknowledge they're happening even though practiclaly their top priority is to deny the vaccines caused it), like saying all these sudden heart failure deaths amongst young healthy people are from "climate change" or "mysterious particles" that supposedly just entered the atmosphere... hmmmm. :?
At this point, I'm expecting medium-longer term causes of death in previously healthy people to go way up, most likely as a result of conditions caused by the shot, but where there's more deniability that it was the vaccines that caused it. Cancer rates, for example, and other deaths resulting from a chronically weakened human immune system.

How deliberate is was on the part of the "elites" is an interesting question, but while I don't have the full answers, I posted some article awhile ago quoting dozens of famous members of the "elite" openly calling for the supposed vital need for major scale reduction in human population growth and a lower total population count, and many of those WEF/Davos crowd meetings and everybody's favorite Bill Gates have always emphasized how they want global vaccination campaigns to be part of that process. (They spin it as though they're talking about "birth control" yet admit they want to use vaccines as part of a population control agenda.) That Bourla from Pfizer also openly talks about ingestible micro-chips that send signals to their database when someone complies and takes their pills, so it certainly looks a lot more like the "globalist" elite does indeed intend to control the herd (and also likely depopulate) using vaccines as part of their technocracy.
I'm on a sailing trip until around 8/14/22, but will be back to respond, and rhetorically destroy anyone who disagreed with me about anything, after I return sometime around then. :D

If you're serious about "taking the red pill," read thoroughly researched work by an unbiased "American intellectual soldier of our age" to learn what controlled media doesn't want you to see 8) : https://www.unz.com/page/american-pravda-series/
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WilliamSmith wrote:
August 5th, 2022, 6:01 pm
NPCslammer wrote:
July 30th, 2022, 5:29 am
Cornfed wrote:
July 29th, 2022, 2:45 pm
Cornfed wrote:
July 24th, 2022, 11:39 am
Three quacks in Canada died in a single hospital days after receiving their fourth lethal injection. I don't know who is worse - these idiots being hoisted by their own petard or the quacks who avoid the lethal injections themselves while murdering innocent children with them.

https://citizenwells.substack.com/p/3-y ... als-in-one
Another one bites the dust.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... n-2-weeks/
Young Basketball athlete dropped dead recently as well. I was very skeptical of the claims that there would be mass die offs from the vaccine in the near future. I’m starting to think that it may become a reality. Guess we’ll find out.
Yeah, I'm open-minded but wasn't convinced there'd be that many deaths either (i.e. up to the "mass die-off" level), but at this point we're seeing not only the more dramatic cases of so many dropping dead from sudden heart failure even when young and healthy, but also the more statistically verifiable abnormal increases in deaths from murkier exact causes seem to be going way up, as well as all sorts of other f***ed up health issues that aren't (yet) fatal, yet they're likely connected to the vaccines, because there has not been any other big intervening event that would cause so much extra death.
Also, the completely laughable excuses the controlled media makes for all the deaths (showing they acknowledge they're happening even though practiclaly their top priority is to deny the vaccines caused it), like saying all these sudden heart failure deaths amongst young healthy people are from "climate change" or "mysterious particles" that supposedly just entered the atmosphere... hmmmm. :?
At this point, I'm expecting medium-longer term causes of death in previously healthy people to go way up, most likely as a result of conditions caused by the shot, but where there's more deniability that it was the vaccines that caused it. Cancer rates, for example, and other deaths resulting from a chronically weakened human immune system.

How deliberate is was on the part of the "elites" is an interesting question, but while I don't have the full answers, I posted some article awhile ago quoting dozens of famous members of the "elite" openly calling for the supposed vital need for major scale reduction in human population growth and a lower total population count, and many of those WEF/Davos crowd meetings and everybody's favorite Bill Gates have always emphasized how they want global vaccination campaigns to be part of that process. (They spin it as though they're talking about "birth control" yet admit they want to use vaccines as part of a population control agenda.) That Bourla from Pfizer also openly talks about ingestible micro-chips that send signals to their database when someone complies and takes their pills, so it certainly looks a lot more like the "globalist" elite does indeed intend to control the herd (and also likely depopulate) using vaccines as part of their technocracy.
I don’t know what’s more laughable. The fact that dummycrat media is blaming obvious vaccine deaths on climate change or the millions of dumbass, leftist lemmings that actually believe it. But if more and more continue to die, their laughable climate change excuse won’t even fly with the sheeple.

In Asia the media actually reports vaccine deaths and isn’t stupid enough to blame it on climate change. However, out of the zillions of people in Asia it still seems too small to say that there’ll be some kind of mass die off, which is a shame because there needs to be. Imo, the reason the globalists have made this much headway is because of the idiot, indifferent sheeple in the world that line up to inject themselves with whatever their told and believe whatever they’re told. A mass die off would actually wake up millions and at the same time get rid of millions of oxygen wasting, gutter maggots.
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