Funny jab stories

[Cornfed]

Here a quack who promoted the lethal injections had, by his own admission, his cancer greatly exacerbated by them. At least he had the cognitive ability and honesty to recognise his mistake, but it is still a really funny example of poetic justice.

https://vaccinedeaths.com/2022-10-02-va ... ncer.html#

[CaptainSkelebob]

What about all those hillbilly dumb shits who were gasping for breath and begging for a vaccine???
Covid is real!!!
Vaccines diminish risk!! They dont eradicate all together...
And with mutations of the virus the vaccines are becoming less and less effective
If covid is a lie and the vaccines are killing every1 then what was killing every1 before the vaccines were developed???
You can Google the death rates!!!
Something was killing more ppl than previous years

[Cornfed]

You can Google the death rates!!!

If you do you will find the death rates increased with the jabs, not the announcement of covaids. In fact there is no need to google them - they have been posted. It is an open and shut case now.

[Cornfed]

This may have been already posted. It is another funny one about a congressman's daughter who died of the clot shot back in June.

https://web.archive.org/web/20221010015 ... thmia.html

[Cornfed]

This French MP got the jab to set a good example and almost died, but heart surgery saved him for the time being. The interesting thing is he claims Macron, Boris Johnson et al did not get the jab. That makes sense. You would have to be a real sucker like this guy was to get the jab.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ga04lMXwD8pb/

[CaptainSkelebob]

There's also those who died because they wouldnt have a jab....
And those who avoided a ventilator because they were smart enough to get a jab...
Why are you against progress and modern medicine??? I really dont get all the conspiracy rubbish....
How can ppl be so gullable

[Cornfed]

There's also those who died because they wouldnt have a jab....

Since the jab has been shown to not do anything positive, I presume you are referring to those who died as a result of some sort of persecution.

[rudder]

Here a quack who promoted the lethal injections had, by his own admission, his cancer greatly exacerbated by them. At least he had the cognitive ability and honesty to recognise his mistake, but it is still a really funny example of poetic justice.

https://vaccinedeaths.com/2022-10-02-va ... ncer.html#

I think this is the person they were talking about recently on The Highwire. You can see how these sorts of downstream effects will lead to more plausible deniability/willfull ignorance of the masses who don't want to admit they've been manipulated into participating in a crazy mass science experiment. They will say, "See he died of cancer! Not the vaccine!" Of course, two years ago before the mass rollout of the synthetic mRNA injections, if they would have died of cancer doctors would have first ran some fraudulent test like PCR in order to label the cause of death something else.

[rudder]

This may have been already posted. It is another funny one about a congressman's daughter who died of the clot shot back in June.

https://web.archive.org/web/20221010015 ... thmia.html

Even if we assume this wasn't from a synthetic mRNA lethal injection it just goes to show you how useless the Rockefeller medical paradigm is. Keep donating for the cure folks, maybe by the end of next century they'll figure it out after they've shaken every last penny out of the population.

[Cornfed]

Mediocre bodybuilder and pretentious blowhard Doug Brignole died yesterday. Here is a quote of his about getting the clot shot.

https://www.hollywoodlanews.com/doug-br ... -of-death/

Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it (at least to yourselves). Better yet, you should admit that you were misled, and tell the world who misled you, so other people can benefit by avoiding those fear mongers.

Well I guess we got our answer then, loser. Burn in Hell.

[Cornfed]

Mediocre bodybuilder and pretentious blowhard Doug Brignole died yesterday. Here is a quote of his about getting the clot shot.

https://www.hollywoodlanews.com/doug-br ... -of-death/

Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it (at least to yourselves). Better yet, you should admit that you were misled, and tell the world who misled you, so other people can benefit by avoiding those fear mongers.

Well I guess we got our answer then, loser. Burn in Hell.

Here is an update about the guy's death saying what I said in a more judicious manner, but the important point is in the comments below. Everyone with a couple of brain cells to rub together knows this is genocide now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9o5u1wMkgI

[Cornfed]

Yet another celeb, this time an aging bimbo TV presenter from NZ, has got Bell's Palsy. This is awesome and hopefully the least of her problems. You have to wonder how long they can pretend this whole horror show isn't happening.

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertai ... palsy.html

[WilliamSmith]

Mediocre bodybuilder and pretentious blowhard Doug Brignole died yesterday. Here is a quote of his about getting the clot shot.

https://www.hollywoodlanews.com/doug-br ... -of-death/

Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it (at least to yourselves). Better yet, you should admit that you were misled, and tell the world who misled you, so other people can benefit by avoiding those fear mongers.

Oh geez, I'm not quite celebrating the deaths in the same way as Cornfed here (Fred Hiatt was an exception), but good post, LOL!
Brignole's logic wasn't really air-tight since correlation doesn't imply causation, but must say I have my strong suspicions he did indeed lose his bet and "die suddenly" as a result of the clotshots.

[Cornfed]

Here a lethal injection promoting Toronto city councilor died shortly before she could be re-selected to push more death on others.

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2022/1 ... cillordies

Here is some of her death promotion.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1456009507000180737

[Cornfed]

A 55 year old UK radio host who promoted the clot shot died during a broadcast.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1473187169753837570

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/1 ... ning-show/