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Fellas, I'm scared shitless!!!

This week I'm alone at my ma's house looking after her cat while she's in turkey getting breast augmentation surgery. She's still vain as f**k fellas, even since becoming a religious fanatic. Anyway, I'm alone at my ma's house and my cousin whos into some weird occult shit decided to crash here for a few nights and brought a ouija board. Fellas, I thought it was just some mumbo jumbo nonsense and even made fun of him for being into that dark sky fairy satan crap but once night we got a bit too trashed on WKD blue and started playing around with the board. I was pissed out of my head and thought it was just a joke but then the thing started moving by itself!!! I asked my cousin if he was playing a trick on me but he sweared he wasnt.

The next day my cousin left. Later that night I was on the computer going on some gambling websites and all of a sudden I heard footsteps downstairs in the living room. I couldnt believe it. I thought my mind was playing tricks on me. I'm a man of science. But a few minutes later the footsteps started again and I felt compelled to go downstairs and take a look. At first I saw nothing. But then my ma's photo fell off the wall and a vase above the fireplace went flying across the room and shattered on the floor right next to me!!! WFT!!! The cat was acting weird, fellas. She was staring towards the fireplace and getting into a defensive posture. My heart was pounding. I ran back upstairs with goosebumps.

I locked myself in room, got a glass of water and laid down in bed but then I started hearing voicing in my mind telling me they know about my ladyboy porn and crossdressing with my ma's bikini (even though I only did that as a joke) and calling me a faggot and telling me I should become a ladyboy. I told whatever the f**k was saying those things to f**k off and ran out to the landing and saw something like a portal open up and shadow beings come out!!!

Fellas, I'm losing my mind here!!!!!!! Two days have gone by and I'm still seeing shadow beings in the house, hearing footsteps, seeing objects move and hearing voices!!!!!!

The thing with the portal happened once before. Now its happening again and I know its real!!!

Fellas, I dont know what the f**k to do. I'm been dead serious, this isnt a joke. My cousin took his ouija board with him but this weird demon shit keeps happening.

@Winston fella, your a paranormal researcher! Please fella, you can tell me how to deal with this!!!

@MrMan, your a minister!!! You know about this kind of voodoo stuff!!! Tell me what to do, fella!!! How do I perform an exorcism?????

I really need help fellas. I'm sorry for calling you guys nutters for believing in this stuff. This stuffs really happening.

I'll operate under the assumption you aren't just making the whole story up.

I've seen and heard some writd stuff associated with taking someone for deliverance ministry...that's what they call casting out demons.

The Lord Jesus has authority from God that demons recognize and his disciples cast out demons in his name.
I've even heard stories of supposed alien abductions is stopped when the victim called on the name of Jesus. some of that stuff is just the cold experiences anyway.
in the Bible there were seven sons of Sceva who were sons of a Hebrew priest who told demons to come out in the name of Jesus whom Paul preached.

they may not really have believed in Jesus but we're using the name for its power.

So I recommend that you get reconciled with God through faith in Jesus Christ.
confess your sins to God confess that you are a sinner and pray that he would forgive you through Jesus Christ and what Christ did on the cross. confess that you believe that Jesus is Lord that he died for our sins and that God raised him from the dead.

if you don't believe that then ask God for help coming to faith. you really need to find some Christians to surround you to pray for you to pray with you and to share the gospel with you. when you repent of your sins and believe in Jesus you need to be baptized also.

if I were you I might try to find some Christians who specialize in 'deliverance ministry' or who have some experience with it. ask them to come over and pray at your place. get rid of anything a dollar trace or coltic like Ouija boards or any statues of Buddha Shiva or any of that kind of stuff. get rid of any p*** off your hard drive or any paper copies or any ladyboy stuff.

You can ask them to pray for you about the ladyboy urges you've been talking about.

Some of the divination and fortune telling type stuff is cold reading and just psychological manipulation and things like that. but it is also a way to interact with demons.next time don't let anyone conjure up any demons or do anything a cultic in your apartment.

I'll operate under the assumption you aren't just making the whole story up.

I've seen and heard some weird stuff associated with taking someone for deliverance ministry...that's what they call casting out demons.

The Lord Jesus has authority from God that demons recognize and his disciples cast out demons in his name.
I've even heard stories of supposed alien abductions is stopped when the victim called on the name of Jesus. some of that stuff is just the cold experiences anyway.
in the Bible there were seven sons of Sceva who were sons of a Hebrew priest who told demons to come out in the name of Jesus whom Paul preached.

they may not really have believed in Jesus but we're using the name for its power.

So I recommend that you get reconciled with God through faith in Jesus Christ.
confess your sins to God confess that you are a sinner and pray that he would forgive you through Jesus Christ and what Christ did on the cross. confess that you believe that Jesus is Lord that he died for our sins and that God raised him from the dead.

if you don't believe that then ask God for help coming to faith. you really need to find some Christians to surround you to pray for you to pray with you and to share the gospel with you. when you repent of your sins and believe in Jesus you need to be baptized also.

if I were you I might try to find some Christians who specialize in 'deliverance ministry' or who have some experience with it. ask them to come over and pray at your place. get rid of anything a dollar trace or coltic like Ouija boards or any statues of Buddha Shiva or any of that kind of stuff. get rid of any p*** off your hard drive or any paper copies or any ladyboy stuff.

You can ask them to pray for you about the ladyboy urges you've been talking about.

Some of the divination and fortune telling type stuff is cold reading and just psychological manipulation and things like that. but it is also a way to interact with demons.next time don't let anyone conjure up any demons or do anything a cultic in your apartment.

We know nothing about the spirit world except it more than likely exists.

Stop f***ing around with something you know nothing about.