Song about Tsar

[Tsar]

Hey guys don't be so harsh on Tsar. He may be dying. I originally posted the song as a kind of farewell sendoff in case Tsar decides to leave us.

My gut is though that he won't die but may become severely injured from his illness and unable to do cold approaches thus killing his dream of ever getting his virgin bride.

Tsar, what's your current status? Any improvement?

No improvement but I have been more level headed and have been reviewing everything that happened to me, what I did, ate, drank, and with a level head, I developed a second possible way I was infected.

I am seeing doctors and hopefully one gives me a blood serum test.

I am infected and if it is the second possibility, I could definitely survive but I would need to check my fertility if it is the second possibility.

There will be lawsuits against many US hospitals and doctors who didn't take me seriously.

Maybe this is all part of a divine plan to teach me to be a better person, make me set for life, and to decrease my pridefulness. I honestly have been putting myself on the level of a demigod for years.

The strong possibility I could, would, or am dying definitely changed me more than anything else in my life and more than anyone else.

If I do survive, it will be a second chance and I will be different and do things differently.

[Winston]

What does Tsar have exactly? Why doesn't he give specific details and what the doctor said? Why would Tsar pretend to be dying? Strange. Doesn't make sense. Why would he want such fraudulent attention?

[Tsar]

What does Tsar have exactly? Why doesn't he give specific details and what the doctor said? Why would Tsar pretend to be dying? Strange. Doesn't make sense. Why would he want such fraudulent attention?

They haven't tested me like I would get in the EU, Mexico, India, or even Southeast Asia or the Middle East. That is why I was practically about to just go to Mexico early (and I still might). I am really pissed at the incompetence of many hospitals and there will be lawsuits. Unlike the Game of Thrones motto "Winter is Coming," if I am able to get a lawyer to take my case on contingency, 2 hospitals and a few doctors will be getting lawsuits for medical malpractice (more if the lawyers advise me to file lawsuits against every hospital that gave me a wrong diagnosis and every doctor that gave me a wrong diagnosis or treatment. Tomorrow is the big day where hopefully a specialist doctor takes me seriously and does tests.

I honestly thought I was dying and I still might be. I could survive but be messed up for the rest of my life. I could survive and be fine but maybe be infertile and unable to have biological offspring, which is essentially a form of genetic death. I just hope it is destiny that I live. If I live, it will be a second chance. If I survive, recover, regain my strength and my health, and am still fertile, then it will be probably a miracle.

I have diagnosed myself after having a level head, looking back at everything, and judging by how I had worms moving beneath my skin, working their way into some veins. I honestly hope those veins recover and I regain my strength in my biceps and muscles, and my inside organs go back to normal once I get the proper treatment.

I am really pissed in many ways at America that just got added to how pissed I was when I left because of the incompetence of the US healthcare system when it comes to the diagnosis of parasites and taking people seriously.

I have Schistosomiasis. I diagnosed myself and am going to wait for the official diagnosis. If the US healthcare system turns out to be incompetent, then I am paying 100% out of pocket to be diagnosed in Mexico. If I get diagnosed and treatment in the US, then I go to Mexico at my 100% best. Really hoping to be in Mexico by June 21 if possible and at least back to 95% health. I doubt I will ever be at 100% health again like I was in Bulgaria but there is always a chance.

There will be an even greater lawsuit against US hospitals if I have to go to the European Union or Mexico for a diagnosis...

Medical malpractice, personal injury, emotional distress, pain and suffering...that's why that maybe I am part of a Divine Test like Job in the Bible. Maybe it is part of a divine test to teach me lessons and then to reward me. If I could get a $500,000 settlement and I got half of it after the lawyer gets their cut, I would be fine with it...$250,000 is enough for me to live anywhere, get a girl, and invest it to earn $1,000-$2,500 a month.

I will be different if I survive. I won't take life or time for granted. I was really leaning towards getting any beautiful, kind girl as a first girlfriend or FWB but not value her if she wasn't a virgin. I am open to any girl at this point and will actually value her as more than just someone to use for sex, companionship, and having offspring. I won't be as prideful anymore or as hateful or put down anyone or everyone I can just because I can.

I won't be perfect but I will be a better person.

This scene from the Saw series really sums up death. I watched it and understood its message...but actually seriously believing I would die, I actually felt it. It is true...and people don't understand how true it is. Maybe God, or the divine, or the cosmos took mercy on me because they know I learned a lesson and will be better, and a better person. But I could still die, I have no idea at this point.



And I am essentially also feeling this scene...especially with hospitals and the US healthcare system...



Tomorrow is a very big day...it determines everything...

[Shemp]

Tsar got sick
with worms in his dick.
American doctors scoffed
and blew him off.
So he went to old Europe
to get some anti-worm syrup.
But he was broke
This sorry ass bloke,
So he hatched a crazy plan,
To land himself in the can,
Where he'd get three hots and a cot,
Plus an anti-worm shot.
He chose a heinous crime,
That would mark him forever as slime.
Namely, molest an underage teen,
In public where he'd be seen.
The onlookers got mad,
And beat Tsar bad.
Now he's stuck in the clink,
With many years ahead to think
Of the folly of what he done,
By not listening to these songs that me and Yick sung.

[Tsar]

@Shemp Made a stupid post

I was ignoring these stupid posts...you will be getting very bad karma for choosing to insult an ill, potentially fatally ill person.

[yick]

Shemp made a great post
About how Tsars health is now toast
Tsar is ungrateful regards good advice, just like the former HA patron Ghost
Tsar thinks going to Europe for medical treatment is the way forward
Now he has stopped thinking about how to get a broad
He has other things now on his plate
His health is now decided by fate
If he had half a brain, he would stay in the states and wait
But he doesn't have half a brain so off he goes as he becomes destiny's bait
He needs a EHIC card
But he can't have one because he isn't an EU resident, getting him to understand is just too hard
He wants simple solutions to complex problems, the mindset of a retard
I personally think Tsar is rather bright
He is just lazy, entitled and childish,but try as he might
He needs to change his mindset before it comes right
He is a man, not a boy
His quick fix solutions are not the way forward if he wants to experience joy
What he needs to do is take that 30000 dollar a year job
Save some of that money while he gets treatment for his itchy knob
Then go to the Philippines where he might meet his virgin bride
And hopefully he will have a grin a mile wide

[yick]

Tsar wants to go to jail
So he can get treatment for his can of worms and not be frail
He wants to commit a crime
And do some time
But even in Europe, jails are rough with walls too high to climb
Knowing his luck, he will end up in a cell with a Somalian sex pest
And without jest
Tsars arsehole will be well past its best
It will end up the size of a wheelie bin
And the warders won't care as he is getting pounded and making a din
The last thing on his mind will be his itchy cock
As he is getting pounded up the ass with a mouthful of dirty sock
He is best off staying in good old yanky land
Where his family will no doubt give him a hand
Take some pills and some anti-itch cream
Then his life will be back to how it was and the past will be like a bad dream
His silly idea of getting free health care off the Dutch
Won't come to anything, I don't fancy his chances much
For that is not how it works, Tsar has a lot to learn
Or else, like Eurobrat, he is going to badly burn
So dear Tsar
Stay where you are
You are not mentally ready for expat life yet
Grow up and mature and become a man
For you, that is definitely the safest bet
The world will still be out there when that eventually comes to fruition
And it won't have cost you anything valuable like college tuition

[yick]

Tsar wants to sue those kind practitioners of health
For his phantom illness, he thinks this is way to the world of wealth
It is all a silly dream
Because he isn't going to get a bean
It was he who went to Bulgaria and scoffed down cans of wild boar
That made his little penis sore
Now he is blaming the doctors and nurses
Whilst wanting them to fill his purses
He is right though, the day he makes it abroad he is going to need some money
If he wants to attract a young, virgin honey
He isn't getting any younger
He needs to stop f***ing around and find the hunger
Of self improvement and not go around finding the easy way out
Because without a doubt
What he wants is surely attainable for a man like him
But it won't happen on his fancies and on a whim
So listen to me, Sonny Jim
Wake up and get your act together
Face the storms and the bad weather
It will make a man of you and make you better
For adversity is what makes the people we are
Instead of blowing around in the wind like a feather

[yick]

Tsars left arm
Is of no use, he can't even throw a hook or a jab
And do any harm
His life in boxing is now a thing of the past
As his life as an expat, which was never meant to last
And not his dick is in a cast
His dream of losing his virginity is running out fast
For Tsar thinks he is going to die
He is making this shit up, who knows why
He now says he wants a family and kids that he has another five years left
Why when he is going to the other side, I have ran out of ideas I am bereft
Still Tsar has his right arm, for most men that is their wanking arm
He can spend his last days massaging his itchy cock to videos of naked animals f***ing on the farm

[Tsar]

@yick

1. Not canned. Dry cured. A wild boar meat salami dry cured for 45 days
2. I am not lying about its severity
3. Incompetence is common in the US. America is Third World when it comes to competently diagnosing parasites and treating them...actually Third World nations have more competence with diagnosing and treating parasites...I need to live America...
4. I am not wanting to get rich. The incompetent hospitals will be paying for my treatment in the EU or Mexico, and for medical malpractice. I need state of the art hospitals in the EU, Japan, or the Middle East (Saudi Arabia and Kawait) to perform a state of the art surjery to fix the veins in my left arm if it is even possible... I can probably get treatment for my other stuff at any competent hospital.

[MrMan]

@yick

1. Not canned. Dry cured. A wild boar meat salami dry cured for 45 days
2. I am not lying about its severity
3. Incompetence is common in the US. America is Third World when it comes to competently diagnosing parasites and treating them...actually Third World nations have more competence with diagnosing and treating parasites...I need to live America...
4. I am not wanting to get rich. The incompetent hospitals will be paying for my treatment in the EU or Mexico, and for medical malpractice. I need state of the art hospitals in the EU, Japan, or the Middle East (Saudi Arabia and Kawait) to perform a state of the art surjery to fix the veins in my left arm if it is even possible... I can probably get treatment for my other stuff at any competent hospital.

Maybe there could be a section of the forum warning against eating this and various other things in certain countries.

Indonesia has something called 'dendeng' that looks like jerky. But it is not safe to eat straight. I saw it and asked someone about it. I asked if you had to cook it. They said 'yes.' I've eaten beef jerky in the US. Beef and venison and probably not that dangerous. And they might actually heat the stuff up in US factories. But I am generally a well-done-steak kind of guy. I tried sashimi once, somehow influenced because the other expat I was with did it.

The mistake I have made was eating raw vegetables straight in Jakarta where the water is non-potable and the vegetables are washed in tap water. When I realized this, I either washed raw vegetables in drinking water or did not eat them. Not only street vendors do this, but also lots of restaurants over there.

I also suspect that some Korean kimchi might have been made with tap water. They have some kind of stuff to mix with the tap water to kill germs when they prepare vegetables over there, though. In Indonesia, the Korean restaurants were careful to add this or use potable water to wash the kimchi and other raw vegetables. I was the annoying customer who asked about this stuff and they would tell me the procedure. Koreans are squeemish about Jakarta water, too.

Going forward, if you travel, I suspect you will be careful about all this stuff.

[MrMan]

@Tsar your PMs are turned off.

[Tsar]

@Tsar your PMs are turned off.

I didn't know that. I will fix it.

[Voyager1]

Song about Tsar in a gay bar



Tsar can dance if he wants to
He can leave his HA friends behind
'Cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of Tsar's
Say, Tsar can go where he wants to
A place where they will never find
And he can act like he came from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And he can dance
(Dancé!)
Tsar can go when he wants to
The night is young
And he can dress real neat from his hat to his feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, Tsar can act if he wants to
If he don't, nobody will
And Tsar can act real rude and totally removed
And he can act like an imbecile
And say, Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everything's out of control
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
He's doing it from pole to pole
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everybody look at your hands
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Tsar can dance if he wants to
He's got all his life in mind
As long as he abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, Tsar can dance if he want to
He can leave his HA friends behind
Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of Tsar's
I say, Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everything's out of control
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
He's doing it from pole to pole
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everybody look at your hands
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance

[Lucas88]

Song about Tsar in a gay bar



Tsar can dance if he wants to
He can leave his HA friends behind
'Cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of Tsar's
Say, Tsar can go where he wants to
A place where they will never find
And he can act like he came from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And he can dance
(Dancé!)
Tsar can go when he wants to
The night is young
And he can dress real neat from his hat to his feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, Tsar can act if he wants to
If he don't, nobody will
And Tsar can act real rude and totally removed
And he can act like an imbecile
And say, Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everything's out of control
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
He's doing it from pole to pole
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everybody look at your hands
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Tsar can dance if he wants to
He's got all his life in mind
As long as he abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, Tsar can dance if he want to
He can leave his HA friends behind
Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of Tsar's
I say, Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everything's out of control
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
He's doing it from pole to pole
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everybody look at your hands
Tsar can dance, Tsar can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance

Why is it that you are only ever able to change around the lyrics of an existing song here and there? You're really not very creative, are you?

At least @Tsar comes up with his own poetry and stories from scratch because, unlike you, he's genuinely creative!