Tips for dealing with Western females
Posted: October 28th, 2015, 4:35 pm
I thought it might be an idea to have a thread on tips for dealing with Western females, should one be masochistic enough to get involved in relationships with them. Here are some examples I have heard from other men.
One guy had a problem with his girlfriend constantly phoning her dirtbag ex-boyfriends. The solution was for him to helpfully put all her frequently called numbers on speed dial. He left them at the genuine numbers for a while, and then secretly diverted them a phone number that would just ring forever. (Apparently there are service providers that offer this). Occasionally he would switch the speed dial numbers back to the real numbers, so as to maintain the illusion. The result was that over time the female would stop calling the dirtbags, because she would think "There is no point in calling him because he never answers his phone". Win.
Another guy had a problem with his wife aggressively nagging him in public. His solution was to publicly embarrass her. So for example, when they were in a supermarket he exclaimed in a loud voice "Look Lady, you've been grabbing my ass since I walked in here. I've told you before and I'm telling you now - I'm not interested". He then angrily stalked off, leaving her standing there with dozens of people staring at her. That curtailed her nagging.
Another example. Apparently there are times during a divorce where you want to disable the car that your soon to be ex-wife would be driving. (Disclaimer: if this is illegal then don't do it, as I would never advocate breaking any law). If you tinker with the engine in any way you are exposing yourself to potentially very serious criminal charges. The way to go apparently is to turn the key in the ignition switch until the ignition burns out, and then throw the key into nearby shrubbery. That way it will take the female a long time to find the key or get another one, and when she does she will be perplexed that the car simply won't start. Female brains are not well equipped to cope with such situations, so the car is likely to be off the road for a long time. You are practically fireproof in terms of criminal charges as it is likely to be your car anyway, you have not tampered with it in a way that could cause anyone harm, and you could plausibly say that you accidentally burned out the ignition and just dropped the key.
Hope this helps. Are there any other suggestions?
One guy had a problem with his girlfriend constantly phoning her dirtbag ex-boyfriends. The solution was for him to helpfully put all her frequently called numbers on speed dial. He left them at the genuine numbers for a while, and then secretly diverted them a phone number that would just ring forever. (Apparently there are service providers that offer this). Occasionally he would switch the speed dial numbers back to the real numbers, so as to maintain the illusion. The result was that over time the female would stop calling the dirtbags, because she would think "There is no point in calling him because he never answers his phone". Win.
Another guy had a problem with his wife aggressively nagging him in public. His solution was to publicly embarrass her. So for example, when they were in a supermarket he exclaimed in a loud voice "Look Lady, you've been grabbing my ass since I walked in here. I've told you before and I'm telling you now - I'm not interested". He then angrily stalked off, leaving her standing there with dozens of people staring at her. That curtailed her nagging.
Another example. Apparently there are times during a divorce where you want to disable the car that your soon to be ex-wife would be driving. (Disclaimer: if this is illegal then don't do it, as I would never advocate breaking any law). If you tinker with the engine in any way you are exposing yourself to potentially very serious criminal charges. The way to go apparently is to turn the key in the ignition switch until the ignition burns out, and then throw the key into nearby shrubbery. That way it will take the female a long time to find the key or get another one, and when she does she will be perplexed that the car simply won't start. Female brains are not well equipped to cope with such situations, so the car is likely to be off the road for a long time. You are practically fireproof in terms of criminal charges as it is likely to be your car anyway, you have not tampered with it in a way that could cause anyone harm, and you could plausibly say that you accidentally burned out the ignition and just dropped the key.
Hope this helps. Are there any other suggestions?
