Ben Affleck marries tired old whore

[Cornfed]

Affleck is probably crazed beyond all hope, but surely there is a better solution that could be marketed to rich men than the revolting whores they put up with.

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop ... -rcna38613

[WilliamSmith]

Aw shucks, I think it's cute and romantic: I never followed celeb gossip but recall these two drama queens having some planned marriage a long time ago that he chickened out of, causing her public embarrassment or something like that.... Now that they're both rather old, I find it rather charming they actually cared about each other enough to get back together and get married after all.

[Cornfed]

As if that wasn't bad enough she posed nude, which is to say posted CGI images based loosely on her sagging old whore body. There really ought to be a law against this and just shows the value in euthanizing whores way before they grow old.

https://pagesix.com/2022/07/24/jennifer ... -birthday/

[WilliamSmith]

Typical jewdeo christian BS, you think you need to have a law passed to prevent anyone from doing anything that ruffles your feathers, while you marinate yourself in withering rage and fantasize about euthanizing women just because you don't think they're attractive???

Why not let these two silly old entertainers embrace their middle-aged romance?

It's of no real interest to me since I don't waste time reading lies and BS from talmudvision or jewmedia, but since you brought this to our attention to begin with, I re-iterate my "aww, that's nice" sentiment:

[MrMan]

A little story I read.

There were 18 people trying to cram into an old VW bug. They couldn't get the 18th person in, even though the people from Guiness book were there. Jennifer Lopez walks by, and she says, "Can I try. I've always wanted to break a world record.

So one of the midget contortionists steps aside and lets the dancer take her place. Using her dance moves, J-Lo is able to squeeze in as the 18th person and break the world record.

And the moral of the story is.... there's always room for J-Lo.

It's fiction, btw, and no midget contortionists or dancers were harmed during the telling of this joke. If you don't get it, there was a very long-running slogan for Jello. Here is an example featuring 'America's favorite dad' Bill Cosby: