ROTFLMAOglobetrotter wrote:Don't fret. There is a very good reason why CR and Panama have been discovered by US millionaires. Look on a map at the flight distances from DFW, Houston or Miami to said locations like the Caribbean, Bermuda, Bahamas, CR, Mexico and Panama.J.Adama wrote:You've never been to Costa Rica or Panama. The cost of real estate in these places has inflated many times due to the American invasion. Dont get me started on the hookers who want $120 in a 2nd world country when they should be getting $25 if the millionaire Americans had never discovered it.ladislav wrote:My mom and I went to Boracay a few years ago and then my mom went back to the US. Some people called her and asked her where she had been. She told them excitedly that she had been to the Philippines.
And the reply was...classic!!!
"Where is that?"
My mom said- " you know, the Philippines, the country that Filipino people come from. Haven't you ever met Filipinos? Here in California?"
"I have never heard of such people".
We have nothing to worry about in our paradises. The invasion is not coming! They are ours to have and cherish.
3 hours. Close enough to get a viable medical evac in case of life threatening emergency.
They won't move farther than that, trust me.
The RP? Are you kidding me? China? Thailand? RUSSIA???? THE UKRAINE??? Never happen.
If they ask show them photos of a shack and tell them that is your house and how you love it. Show them more photos of the most 4th world places in your new country that you can find. Scare them shitless and keep them away from our Paradise. I mean it, go totally overboard. Make sure to put in photos of open raw sewage and canals filled with trash next to tin roof 10m2 shacks.
The Philippine media will do a good job as well as Filipino people who are in the US. Here is an interesting article in Uncyclopedia:
Filipinos... have a propensity to diss their homeland. They love taking snapshots of squatters and crappy places in the country and send them to contests and exhibits and stuff, and foreigners will think that the Philippines is indeed going down the shithole. Imagine a photo contest where other countries have breathtaking sceneries and beautiful images as their entries . . . get it??? Now imagine diarrhea-afflicted squatter kids somewhere in a dumpsite taking a dump and crying . . . yeah that would be the Philippines' best photo ever!!! A country gifted with a natural God-given beauty, and all you get is a bat f**k insane photo in the eyes of a bat f*ck insane "artist". Now seriously, that's bat f**k insane!!
