Making My Own Plans
Posted: September 20th, 2012, 8:27 pm
To my ex-wife who told me I'd be a lonely man for the rest of my life ...
To the domestic dating services and agencies who thought I could indefinitely be their cash cow ...
To my overweight, indebted and baggage-laden ex-girlfriend who tried to con and psyche me into marrying her in various ways ...
To all the bartenders and strippers who thought I'd forever keep coughing up money chasing p***y that I couldn't get ...
To my former plutonic close friend from my college years who 12 years later got drunk with me and invited me to her place for a one-nighter, then refused to ever see me again ...
To those who label me selfish, ignorant and narcisstic because I took a leap of faith they would not dare to try ...
To the ones who think that ONLY they know who the right step-mother is for MY daughters ...
To the douchebag in college who tried to name me "Stroker" ...
To those who blamed the divorce solely on me and were silently happy to see me silently suffering in true forced loneliness ...
To the people in my past who spat upon me and bullied me ...
To those who refused to consider setting me up with anyone around here ...
To those who said that God would bring the right local woman along for me at a time of his choosing ...
To my former sociopath of a best friend who made up lies and used our friendship to get what he wanted, and screwed up my prospects with numerous women due to his selfishness ...
To all the cockblockers, too many known and unknown to mention ...
To the former boss who thought he could be my slavedriver just so he could take money out of the company account and pay for his big new house ...
To all the superficial and narrow-minded American hoes ...
And to all the other haters ...
Sorry that I just went and ruined YOUR PLANS for MY LIFE. Oh wait, I'm not.
To the domestic dating services and agencies who thought I could indefinitely be their cash cow ...
To my overweight, indebted and baggage-laden ex-girlfriend who tried to con and psyche me into marrying her in various ways ...
To all the bartenders and strippers who thought I'd forever keep coughing up money chasing p***y that I couldn't get ...
To my former plutonic close friend from my college years who 12 years later got drunk with me and invited me to her place for a one-nighter, then refused to ever see me again ...
To those who label me selfish, ignorant and narcisstic because I took a leap of faith they would not dare to try ...
To the ones who think that ONLY they know who the right step-mother is for MY daughters ...
To the douchebag in college who tried to name me "Stroker" ...
To those who blamed the divorce solely on me and were silently happy to see me silently suffering in true forced loneliness ...
To the people in my past who spat upon me and bullied me ...
To those who refused to consider setting me up with anyone around here ...
To those who said that God would bring the right local woman along for me at a time of his choosing ...
To my former sociopath of a best friend who made up lies and used our friendship to get what he wanted, and screwed up my prospects with numerous women due to his selfishness ...
To all the cockblockers, too many known and unknown to mention ...
To the former boss who thought he could be my slavedriver just so he could take money out of the company account and pay for his big new house ...
To all the superficial and narrow-minded American hoes ...
And to all the other haters ...
Sorry that I just went and ruined YOUR PLANS for MY LIFE. Oh wait, I'm not.