Example of a UK woman's online dating checklist
Posted: September 8th, 2014, 8:38 am
The following excerpt from an online dating profile of a woman based in London offers a flavour of what I find to be typical of UK women, namely their arrogance and insane level of pickiness:
"Sackable Offences:
Not someone whose mum still does his laundry.
Not someone who is juggling 5 women, snorting coke or glued to the sports channels.
Not someone who says things like "Have a good one", doesn't use correct grammar and texts like a teenager.
I like old fashioned kind of men who know how to treat a good woman with respect.
If you are not used to doing so, I'm not the girl for you.
I think intelligence is what I find most alluring in a partner.
A passionate physical connection is a must. There is simply no better a way to spend a day than in bed with someone you can't get enough of.
I find height particularly attractive.
Confident and assertive men appeal.
I like a fellow foodie, so someone who loves to and often eats out.
A man who is family orientated, loves travelling (minus the back pack) and will make me laugh my head off.
Nobody with pictures snowboarding.
No emotional cripples.
No Chelsea fans.
No Essex boys.
Does that make me racist?"
Anybody who thinks that UK women are in any way better than their American sisters is in for a big shock should they venture to these blighted shores.
"Sackable Offences:
Not someone whose mum still does his laundry.
Not someone who is juggling 5 women, snorting coke or glued to the sports channels.
Not someone who says things like "Have a good one", doesn't use correct grammar and texts like a teenager.
I like old fashioned kind of men who know how to treat a good woman with respect.
If you are not used to doing so, I'm not the girl for you.
I think intelligence is what I find most alluring in a partner.
A passionate physical connection is a must. There is simply no better a way to spend a day than in bed with someone you can't get enough of.
I find height particularly attractive.
Confident and assertive men appeal.
I like a fellow foodie, so someone who loves to and often eats out.
A man who is family orientated, loves travelling (minus the back pack) and will make me laugh my head off.
Nobody with pictures snowboarding.
No emotional cripples.
No Chelsea fans.
No Essex boys.
Does that make me racist?"
Anybody who thinks that UK women are in any way better than their American sisters is in for a big shock should they venture to these blighted shores.