Approaching women is a capital felony under Federal law in the United States.

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Mew6ix
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Re: Approaching women is a capital felony under Federal law in the United States.

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MrMan wrote:
September 18th, 2022, 7:57 pm
Mew6ix wrote:
September 18th, 2022, 3:10 pm
MrMan wrote:
September 18th, 2022, 1:05 pm
Mew6ix wrote:
September 16th, 2022, 10:01 pm
MrMan wrote:
September 16th, 2022, 8:03 pm


I don't get this post. Why would girls from Toronto pull down their crop tops-- presumably to flash breasts... or show cleavage... to men if they are sub-8? You mean, a man less than an 8 for looks? They flash 2's? Why would they do that? Do they keep their breasts covered for 9's and 10's? I don't get it/

Why would a woman showing her breasts make a vet think of suicide bombers? Do female suicide bombers show some cleavage before they blow stuff up? Are Toronto women's breasts so traumatic-looking that they trigger PTSD?
In Afghanistan and Iraq, suicide bombers would pull their shirts to detonate a bomb. Many American and Canadian war vets get triggered at that. Worse if it's a cop. They get "triggered" for real.
What about the part about girls pulling crop tops for sub-8 men? Does that mean they flash their breasts at all men who are 8's for looks, and below, but not for 9's and 10's? What do they remove for these men?

This kind of sounds like the opposite of the dystopian alternative reality that Mercury presents, where approaching a woman is a capital felony. In your version, the girls are flashing the men if they don't find them attractive. Is that what you are saying?
You’re not reading my post properly. I said they are hiding their navels and boobies
Oh, I missed that. So only 8+ guys get to see the belly button.
Yes. And only 8+ men are not accused of "fart rape" when a man accidentally smells a Toronto woemen's farts in a crowded feminist classroom, bus or subway.
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Re: Approaching women is a capital felony under Federal law in the United States.

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So one time I got shoulder-checked by AW on the subway in NY after I effervesced a "silencer" John Wick kidney-black-garbanzo beaner-overload style fart in front of the AW. We made eye contact, and she shoulder checked me as she stormed away to the other side of the train car.

At that same moment, there were two Black dudes sitting adjacent from where she was sitting and where I was standing saying, "That's a god-damn shame. It smells like dead wet dog in here". They didn't know it came from me. Dude I almost snickered, and I probably would have had Hell to pay with a boxcutter slash or fisty-cuff scrap fight. LoL :lol:
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Re: Approaching women is a capital felony under Federal law in the United States.

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Mew6ix wrote:
September 19th, 2022, 9:26 pm
MrMan wrote:
September 18th, 2022, 7:57 pm
Mew6ix wrote:
September 18th, 2022, 3:10 pm
MrMan wrote:
September 18th, 2022, 1:05 pm
Mew6ix wrote:
September 16th, 2022, 10:01 pm


In Afghanistan and Iraq, suicide bombers would pull their shirts to detonate a bomb. Many American and Canadian war vets get triggered at that. Worse if it's a cop. They get "triggered" for real.
What about the part about girls pulling crop tops for sub-8 men? Does that mean they flash their breasts at all men who are 8's for looks, and below, but not for 9's and 10's? What do they remove for these men?

This kind of sounds like the opposite of the dystopian alternative reality that Mercury presents, where approaching a woman is a capital felony. In your version, the girls are flashing the men if they don't find them attractive. Is that what you are saying?
You’re not reading my post properly. I said they are hiding their navels and boobies
Oh, I missed that. So only 8+ guys get to see the belly button.
Yes. And only 8+ men are not accused of "fart rape" when a man accidentally smells a Toronto woemen's farts in a crowded feminist classroom, bus or subway.
There was a bit of satire written up as if it was real about a University of Toronto feminist meeting. Apparently, it was a hoax, but feminists say such stupid things, and liberals in general, it is hard to distinguish stupid hoaxes from genuine stupid quotes.

They should call this 'flatulatory rape' if they went to college. It sounds more educated.
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Re: Approaching women is a capital felony under Federal law in the United States.

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E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
September 20th, 2022, 7:18 am
So one time I got shoulder-checked by AW on the subway in NY after I effervesced a "silencer" John Wick
What is 'shoulder-checked'? Is this like in South Korea where someone bumps your shoulder with theirs?
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@MrMan yes indeed it is.
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Breathing the same air as the modern Toronto woman is an offense
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