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Here's some ideas for bumperstickers that we can put on the back of our cars to advertise to the world how proud we are of our foreign GFs or wives, or how completely finished we are with the anti-male feminazi fascist grip that has ahold of the US. It's also a great way to wake up the complacent or dejected American men, who don't know what they're missing by not looking abroad.*

Throw your ideas into the ring! Also post some sites where you can get them made, such as http://www.makestickers.com or http://www.cafepress.com/make/custom-stickers

"I love my foreign-born bride"
"My foreign-born wife is smarter than your Ameriskank"
"American women are the bottom of the barrel"

and so on... (I'm not good at these pithy little comments)

*BTW, Winston, you could create your own bumperstickers advertising your website and sell them on here for profit. Just a thought.

I did a little activism using bumper stickers when I was a teenager. My car was on the receiving end of petty vandalism, but it was a beater anyways. But knowing these feminists, they'll tow it or cut the brake lines. An psychotic woman can't be held responsible for her actions. Of course you don't have to worry unless they pay some "boys" to do it because women don't know shit about things work. They figure cars run on magic, which is why they never do maintenance and drive cars into the ground.

"American men need American women like turtles need chopsticks!"

"Everything else imported overseas is high quality, so why not import foreign women?"

"American women = EPIC Fail. Foreign women = #winning"

I don't know of any sites like you mentioned, but I will look.

How about quoting the Guess Who song in a way?

"American WOMEN stay away from me eeeeeeee!"

"American WOMEN, bitches let me be eeeeeeeeee!"