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Just think how different the United States would be if Winston was elected president! He would legalize p4p, do his best to eliminate feminism and he would change the corrupt laws in America that discriminate against men.

Not just legalize, he would fully subsidize p4p, ban PUA, outlaw feminism, allow only females 16-21 into the country for the next 99 years

His biggest competitor may be



How many pornographic films has our hero Winston made?

Yeah well Mr. Jeremy may have the longest schlong...

but Mr. Wu has the BIGGEST BALLS.

Jester wrote:Yeah well Mr. Jeremy may have the longest schlong...

but Mr. Wu has the BIGGEST BALLS.

Do those enlarged balls make him a longer shot than Mr. Jeremy?

Well, well, well. Our Winston Wu is already the Grand Vice President of Planning on the national board of directors of the Chinese American Citizens Alliance.

http://www.chssc.org/History/Honorees/H ... 2012g.aspx

Or, is that Winston Wu, Senior?

pandabear wrote:Well, well, well. Our Winston Wu is already the Grand Vice President of Planning on the national board of directors of the Chinese American Citizens Alliance.

http://www.chssc.org/History/Honorees/H ... 2012g.aspx

Or, is that Winston Wu, Senior?

Nah, that guy had actual jobs with actual responsibilities.

Can't be our Winston.

Wu 2016.

Who should be his vice presidential running mate?

Well, Ron Jeremy has endorsed Hillary.

http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/197430/ ... ntial-pick

Has Winston thrown in the towel, yet?

If Winston were POTUS:

- His VP would be Steve Hoca or Steve Neese.

- The mainstream media would talk about the social disconnection and the nightmarish dating scene in America

- Happier Abroad would become mainstream as a result; more and more frustrated men would leave America in mass numbers

- Because so many men left for greener pastures, American would have to change and become more marriage-minded. But America would end up like Russia because many men would not to marry an AW.

- Alimony, child support, and no-fault divorce would be abolished.

- p4p would be legalized and regulated.

- Organic and natural food would be made mainstream.

I don't have faith in Winston Wu for president.

MattHanson1990 wrote:If Winston were POTUS:

- His VP would be Steve Hoca or Steve Neese.

- The mainstream media would talk about the social disconnection and the nightmarish dating scene in America

- Happier Abroad would become mainstream as a result; more and more frustrated men would leave America in mass numbers

- Because so many men left for greener pastures, American would have to change and become more marriage-minded. But America would end up like Russia because many men would not to marry an AW.

- Alimony, child support, and no-fault divorce would be abolished.

- p4p would be legalized and regulated.

- Organic and natural food would be made mainstream.

Maybe Winston can run in 2024 after Trump has served two terms as president.

If Winston wants the forum to go to the dogs, he's getting what he wants with Voyager1 and a few other unnamed people.

Oh, and if Winston were President of the United States and the forum were the United States...this clip really sums up what I'm saying. LOL

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbVqzZ5dOIY[/youtube]

That would be pretty evil for him to be president. Thankfully that didn't happen.

If Winston Wu becomes president

1) Definitely Legalize Prostitution in America.
2) Purge all the Social Justice Warriors, Feminists and others. Shut down all Feminist, leftist, mainstream news outlet.
3) Winston's E Book will be required reading in School curriculums. Kids will also study about Winston's childhood and biography and they will be on
State Exams.
4) The Mainstream media will constantly talk about how American men are lonely and how American women and society sucks
5) The Mainstream media will constantly talk about conspiracy theories like Flat Earth, Hitler is a good guy, Reptilian Humanoids, Murphy's Law,
NPCs, Demiurge, Archons, etc.
6) Forcing all American women to go on a diet, be more feminine, be more intellectual, be more wholesome, etc like women from 1970's America.
7) Subsidize all overseas travel expenses for Lonely White Males, Lonely Black Males and Lonely Asian Males and constantly encourage them to go "abroad".
8.) Let Taiwan be taken over by China and end U.S military protection of Taiwan. President Wu will be pro China and Russia.
9) Put anyone who criticizes President Wu in Jail or reeducation camp. Because you know, President Wu is always right, and the most logical and most freethinking Asian of all time in this planet.