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Winston should be the next James Bond

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Daniel Craig will not be playing James Bond anymore so they are looking for a new person to play that role. How about Winston? He would be the first Asian man to play James Bond and he already has a reputation for being an international playboy. :lol:

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Yes, and when they film the scene where Winston comes out of the water at the beach shirtless, they can use those "plaster on" abs they used to give Robert Downey Jr abs for Ironman.
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Ghost wrote:Possible titles for his first movie: "You Only Barfine Twice (per night)," "Fili-p***y," "The Expat Who Loved Me." :lol:
Winston could act in the movie and by the director as well. Who knows, he might even win an academy award or two. Winston has always said he thought he could make it in show business. :D

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They are actually in the process now of interviewing actors to be the next James Bond. Who knows, Winston should throw his hat in the ring, strangers things have happened. :lol:

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"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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If Winston became the next James Bond, he would be breaking new ground by being the first Asian man to play 007. :D
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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