Approaching women is a capital felony under Federal law in the United States.

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Approaching women is a capital felony under Federal law in the United States.

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Under Chapter 350, Title 967 of United States law, a man commits the capital felony offense of approaching a woman if he;

-Approaches within 300 feet of any woman.

-Attempts to strike up a conversation with any woman.

-Asks a woman out on a date.

Any man who commits any of the above within the United States of America shall be guilty thereof of the capital felony offense of approaching a woman which is investigated by the FBI, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Military, the U.S. Marshals, the U.S. Supreme Court, and carries a penalty of eight hundred seventy five (875) years to life in prison and/or the death penalty. Use of deadly force authorized.


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Do you imagine this in a movie trailer voice.

Maybe you should make the movie. If it were well written, the premise might be okay. You could make it a combination of action movie and love story.
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What you said is grossly exaggerated. I found the law you speak of:
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2261A

You're not totally wrong though. The law criminalizes the completely subjective and ambiguous statement that any action that "would be reasonably expected to cause substantial emotional distress", which can be defined if the woman claims it, as pursuing any woman.

Not approaching them, but actively pursuing them without their explicit consent, which effectively criminalizes male-female interactions in the US.

This makes it criminal for a male to pursue a woman who is not interested until she changes her mind, which is the primary way for any male in the US to overcome female feminist brainwashing.

This means if a male in the US is rejected (all males will be initially rejected by women of the same or similar attractiveness in the US, due to feminist brainwashing and false female entitlement), and continues to pursue her (a natural human interaction and perfectly normal), this law makes him a "stalker" and criminalizes this normal male behavior.

This is going to backfire on the leftist establishment, though. Black males are significantly more aggressive, and will likely experience higher rates of conviction and imprisonment by their aggressive pursuing of women. It will, however, serve to further pacify men in America, and criminalize independent thinkers.
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WTF America has a criminal harassment law for approaching women?!
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Mew6ix wrote:
September 13th, 2022, 8:56 pm
WTF America has a criminal harassment law for approaching women?!
Mercury's posts are almost all exaggerated dystopic fiction.
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MrMan wrote:
September 13th, 2022, 9:10 pm
Mew6ix wrote:
September 13th, 2022, 8:56 pm
WTF America has a criminal harassment law for approaching women?!
Mercury's posts are almost all exaggerated dystopic fiction.
It may be exaggerated but there is a federal stalking law which feminists could use in the USA to criminalize day game. All the femoid has to say was that she felt harassed, like in Toronto.
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Mew6ix wrote:
September 13th, 2022, 11:19 pm
MrMan wrote:
September 13th, 2022, 9:10 pm
Mew6ix wrote:
September 13th, 2022, 8:56 pm
WTF America has a criminal harassment law for approaching women?!
Mercury's posts are almost all exaggerated dystopic fiction.
It may be exaggerated but there is a federal stalking law which feminists could use in the USA to criminalize day game. All the femoid has to say was that she felt harassed, like in Toronto.
Which law is that? I had a look at the violence against women act, and what I saw was funds for initiatives related to stalking and other issues.
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Stalking is a crime in California.
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Mew6ix wrote:
September 14th, 2022, 9:18 pm
Stalking is a crime in California.
Are you a stalker?
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Stalking is a subjective feels.

It's a law based on feewings.

The American or Canadian woman will NEVER, I repeat NEVER call the cops if a drug dealing Chad or Tyrone stalks them at gunpoint.
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Mew6ix wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:24 am
Stalking is a subjective feels.

It's a law based on feewings.

The American or Canadian woman will NEVER, I repeat NEVER call the cops if a drug dealing Chad or Tyrone stalks them at gunpoint.
Go and see my real life/non-fiction story of what had happened to me in 2004 in Toronto. Link.
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E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:29 am
Mew6ix wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:24 am
Stalking is a subjective feels.

It's a law based on feewings.

The American or Canadian woman will NEVER, I repeat NEVER call the cops if a drug dealing Chad or Tyrone stalks them at gunpoint.
Go and see my real life/non-fiction story of what had happened to me in 2004 in Toronto. Link.
It's amazing how the Judge politely told you in a Canadian way that suing a woman or establishment for the wrongdoings of a woman is taboo.

These Toronto bitches these days wear crop tops and when they see a sub-8 man they start pulling down their shirts and one of my friends, he's a vet from Afghanistan.

When he sees them doing that the image that comes up in his mind is a terrorist attempting to do a suicide bombing. No lie.
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Mew6ix wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:34 am
E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:29 am
Mew6ix wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:24 am
Stalking is a subjective feels.

It's a law based on feewings.

The American or Canadian woman will NEVER, I repeat NEVER call the cops if a drug dealing Chad or Tyrone stalks them at gunpoint.
Go and see my real life/non-fiction story of what had happened to me in 2004 in Toronto. Link.
It's amazing how the Judge politely told you in a Canadian way that suing a woman or establishment for the wrongdoings of a woman is taboo.

These Toronto bitches these days wear crop tops and when they see a sub-8 man they start pulling down their shirts and one of my friends, he's a vet from Afghanistan.

When he sees them doing that the image that comes up in his mind is a terrorist attempting to do a suicide bombing. No lie.
Gee whiz that's bananas.
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The toddler, giggling, then grabs the bottle and drinks from it.

The woman looks directly into the camera and smiles.

That was one video seized by police from the Toronto home where the woman lived with her husband.

On another video, the same woman is lying in bed with the same toddler. Both are naked. She begins to lick the child’s anus. Looking at the camera, she smacks her lips.

A third video: The little boy is seated naked on a change table. The woman puts the child’s penis into her mouth. The child giggles.

In all, investigators discovered 25,066 child pornography images on more than 50 electronic devices when they executed a search warrant on April 25, 2016, including 111 child porn movies.

The couple is also shown engaging in BDSM (bondage/domination/sadism/masochism) activities with other couples.

Police also found a contract signed by the “Slave” and her “Master,” an agreement containing rules and tasks to be completed by the woman as the submissive member in the relationship. They’d met through a website called “Bondage.com.”

That’s who Jason Dickens and Dylan McEwen were, a man and woman joined in holy BDSM during a 2007 “collaring” ceremony — literally collaring — followed a year later by an ordinary wedding in front of family and friends.

Last week, Dickens, a former actor on Degrassi High, pleaded guilty to several child pornography offences, including two counts of making child porn, with an agreed statement of facts read into the record.

Earlier this year, McEwen also pleaded guilty to sexual assault and two child pornography offences. She was sentenced to six years.

But what the presiding judge would not do was declare McEwen a dangerous offender, which the Crown had sought and with impassioned urgency.

In rejecting the long-term offender order, Justice Kathleen Caldwell weighed the various criteria that must be met, primarily a “substantial risk of reoffence.”

Caldwell determined that McEwen wasn’t such a risk, relying heavily on the evidence and psychiatric report prepared by a forensic psychiatrist with expertise in paraphilia and sexual deviancy.

Dr. Mark Pearce was agreed upon as an expert witness by both the Crown and the defence when he testified in February. He diagnosed McEwen as a masochist and low-risk to reoffend.

Caldwell accepted Pearce’s conclusion that McEwen derived sexual arousal not from acts committed against children but from the “extreme humiliation” of her involvement in those acts, which fed her masochism, described as on the moderately severe end.

The judge wrote (and read aloud in court): “Dr. Pearce testified that the current research suggests that women do not suffer from paraphilic disorders apart from masochism. This fact lends further weight to the conclusion that pedophilia does not apply to you.”

Crown Attorney Lisa Henderson, the judge noted, had “rigorously challenged” Pearce on this assertion.

“(I) agree that at first blush it appears illogical that women do not suffer from other paraphilic disorders,” Caldwell continued. “Sometimes, however, that which appears reasonable is anything but and vice versa. I accept the doctor’s evidence on this point. He did agree that this conclusion might change in the future as psychiatry continues to develop, but I cannot base my conclusions on speculative potential that have yet to develop.”

But that’s the problem.

It is not absolutely conclusive that women can’t be pedophiles.

There are numerous instances of women sexually assaulting children, albeit most often at the direction — many have claimed coercion — of a male partner.

In this particular case, McEwen was her husband’s slave, committed to do his bidding.

Court also heard, however, that McEwen had initiated at least one of the toddler videos without her “Master” present.

And in at least two earlier instances, McEwen had obtained child pornography from two men she’d met online before she’d even met Dickens.

As for the risk-assessment testing, Caldwell acknowledged that such testing hasn’t been validated as being accurate in predicting risk with female, as opposed to male, sex offenders.

They don’t really know what they’re talking about, the experts, because they haven’t looked at the phenomenon closely enough.

That doesn’t mean the phenomenon doesn’t exist.

Thus, women are more inclined to get the justice pass or, as in this case, be sprung out of the dangerous offender category.

(As an aside, at the Dickens trial, court heard that in 2003 a London-area woman offered him her 14-year-old daughter for sex after they’d connected online. Dickens took the teenager on a movie and date night, then had sex at the girl’s home while her mother sat beside them.)

Sex with teens and children had clearly been a feature of the couple’s role-playing, in their video commentary to one another, the child porn retrieved from their home and posters also discovered depicting female children, labelled with such descriptors as “15-year-old f--- slut” and “whore.”

In an interview this week with the Star, Pearce emphasized the scarcity of research literature on female sex offenders.

“I’m not saying there’s no such thing as a female pedophile, but it is almost an exclusively male disorder.

“That’s not to say no woman has it. There may be some outliers. But women (sex offenders) usually offend for other reasons, not because of an innate sexual attraction to children.”

Yet what of female teachers who’ve become sexually involved with young students?

“These are damaged, needy, lonely women,” says Pearce, “not necessarily pedophiles.”

Surely gender should not be an exculpatory factor in diagnosing pedophilia.

Women have definitely preyed on children sexually.

This woman, McEwen, certainly did — on a 2-year-old.

And these may have been her proclivities before she met Dickens. McEwen may have co-operated with the police investigation, but there was nothing to suggest that she won’t be similarly drawn to a “Master” in the future or overstep the bounds of BDSM by assaulting another child.

She’ll do her time and then she’ll be free as a bird — a vulture, maybe.

There was immense frustration at 720 Bay — in the attorney general’s office — over McEwen dodging the dangerous offender designation.

But there will be no appeal.
Rosie DiManno
Rosie DiManno is a columnist based in Toronto covering sports and current affairs. Follow her on Twitter: @rdimanno
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E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:40 am
Mew6ix wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:34 am
E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:29 am
Mew6ix wrote:
September 15th, 2022, 11:24 am
Stalking is a subjective feels.

It's a law based on feewings.

The American or Canadian woman will NEVER, I repeat NEVER call the cops if a drug dealing Chad or Tyrone stalks them at gunpoint.
Go and see my real life/non-fiction story of what had happened to me in 2004 in Toronto. Link.
It's amazing how the Judge politely told you in a Canadian way that suing a woman or establishment for the wrongdoings of a woman is taboo.

These Toronto bitches these days wear crop tops and when they see a sub-8 man they start pulling down their shirts and one of my friends, he's a vet from Afghanistan.

When he sees them doing that the image that comes up in his mind is a terrorist attempting to do a suicide bombing. No lie.
Gee whiz that's bananas.
Yes, if former cops and vets from the USA ever came to Toronto and witnessed what these Toronto fefails are doing on the streets with those sudden movements, those PTSD laden guys would get triggered (no pun intended).
Like why wear a crop top to show your navel when you don't want average men to see it?!
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