Post Original Sonnets About Forum Members

[Tsar]

Shemp was in a band playing bass
Went backstage and spread his ass
He gets pounded by teen boys
Experiencing pleasurable gay joys
Wrote a song called Mushrooms
Another was Riding the Brooms
No one knew it was homoerotic
But Shemp is really quite neurotic
He let his fanboys give him bukkake
Then he played some tongue hockey
He licks and licks many different dicks
Crossdresses as a hooker turning tricks
Has a large countryside farmhouse villa
Rammed by his stallion called Cockzilla
He likes his vaping all candylike and fruity
And he likes kissing bouncy teen boy booty
Sluts, Gays, Teen Boys, Trans, and Beasts
He views all the sex as enjoyable feasts
That old dog is a really nasty and sick perv
He likes the girls that don't have a single curve

(This is a poem I wrote almost two months ago and never posted. Decided to post it. No offense, it's just a joke)

[Voyager1]

@Tsar Why have you got a hard on for Shemp?

Maybe he's an older reflection of yourself.

[Tsar]

@Tsar Why have you got a hard on for Shemp?

Maybe he's an older reflection of yourself.

I am posting about him in my poems because he never agreed to a peace agreement and he has posted his support for a lot of perverted, degenerate things that only the far-left and liberal scum would support.

I will never be a degenerate like him!

He should have created a peace agreement.

No one who is a good, moral person wants to be like the Syphilis Sheepdog Shemp.

[Tsar]

What if Shemp was a dinosaurus?
I think he would be a Syphilisaurus
Maybe he might be a Shempasaur
A T-Bonesaurus would eat him raw
I think it's dino dick would find his hole
He might lay eggs and watch them roll
He won't be able to suck milk from breasts
But he can sleep in many different nests
I think he swims in primordial seas of semen
But he won't be able to pop any dino hymen
He might think he's slick with his big dino dick
But he's not the Rex that's the king of being thick
From space was cumming an extinction asteroid
Shemp took it in, received a meteoric hemorrhoid
That Fagosaurus was in a way interstellar crucified
I think that's the perfect way that he could have died!

[Tsar]

I wrote this poem back on November 2.

Everyone can call him senile
Everything he speaks is bile
He's nasty like a dirty crocodile
His perversions are most vile
He's a degenerate in total denial
Drinks his Viagra from a glass vial
Chased by Egyptians across the Nile
All his exes are keeping a secret file
He had sex with a gay man called Kyle
Someone wants him to stand on trial
Why? He had sex atop an old sundial
He loves his whores slutty with guile
Everyone thought he was really suicidal
No...that's because he had to walk a mile
He thought he was going into sex exile
Wouldn't be able to get girls to defile
Don't worry! The females aren't juvenile
Why does that vile cur always bark bile?
He's a degenerate Boomer turned senile!

[WilliamSmith]

I wrote this poem back on November 2.

Everyone can call him senile
Everything he speaks is bile
He's nasty like a dirty crocodile
His perversions are most vile
He's a degenerate in total denial
Drinks his Viagra from a glass vial
Chased by Egyptians across the Nile
All his exes are keeping a secret file
He had sex with a gay man called Kyle
Someone wants him to stand on trial
Why? He had sex atop an old sundial
He loves his whores slutty with guile
Everyone thought he was really suicidal
No...that's because he had to walk a mile
He thought he was going into sex exile
Wouldn't be able to get girls to defile
Don't worry! The females aren't juvenile
Why does that vile cur always bark bile?
He's a degenerate Boomer turned senile!

Damn @Tsar that's some sensational rhyming talent!
After I've mastered Cantonese enough to be able to write my own poems fluently in Cantonese (I am still struggling through mastering the characters with limited time, but getting there), I had better contribute something to this thread too...........
(Of course I will translate it.)

[Shemp]

@Tsar Why have you got a hard on for Shemp?

Maybe he's an older reflection of yourself.

In the sense of a useless parasite on society, who lives on the labor of others (from his trust fund or disability pension in the case of Tsar, from stock dividends in my case) and who live mostly solitary lives yes, we are similar. Tsar can't hire girls because his income isn't big enough, but that is the natural course of action for someone like him or me who is fundamentally selfish. Paying means you don't have to do much work, including emotional work like getting emotionally attached. Maybe Tsar will inherit big money eventually and then live like me.

[WilliamSmith]

@Tsar Why have you got a hard on for Shemp?

Maybe he's an older reflection of yourself.

In the sense of a useless parasite on society, who lives on the labor of others (from his trust fund or disability pension in the case of Tsar, from stock dividends in my case) and who live mostly solitary lives yes, we are similar. Tsar can't hire girls because his income isn't big enough, but that is the natural course of action for someone like him or me who is fundamentally selfish. Paying means you don't have to do much work, including emotional work like getting emotionally attached. Maybe Tsar will inherit big money eventually and then live like me.

I call BS: Tsar doesn't want to just "hire girls."
A man can still literally go get more girls than anyone has time for $10-20 for a night in various parts of South East Asia, but he is clearly fixated on women with what he sees as a high standard of "purity" (and perhaps he's right, even if I can't quite fathom that mindset, since I've long been notorious for liking "sluts" and so forth).
I strongly disapprove of prostitution, but just pointing it out this objective fact that characters such as @Tsar and @Cornfed are not actually "incels," but rather so fixed on their own particular standards of what they want in a woman that they pass by more readily available options by their own choice (even if some of them are in a state of immense dissatisfaction as a result).

Despite @Shemp being an apparent scurrilous reprobate, I still genuinely appreciate his presence here for other reasons, notably the solid gold recommendation of Mantak Chia's book on Taoist Sexual Alchemy, as well as the fact that being on this forum is about as close as one can get to being inside a Jack Vance novel.

[Tsar]

@Tsar Why have you got a hard on for Shemp?

Maybe he's an older reflection of yourself.

In the sense of a useless parasite on society, who lives on the labor of others (from his trust fund or disability pension in the case of Tsar, from stock dividends in my case) and who live mostly solitary lives yes, we are similar. Tsar can't hire girls because his income isn't big enough, but that is the natural course of action for someone like him or me who is fundamentally selfish. Paying means you don't have to do much work, including emotional work like getting emotionally attached. Maybe Tsar will inherit big money eventually and then live like me.

I call BS: Tsar doesn't want to just "hire girls."
A man can still literally go get more girls than anyone has time for $10-20 for a night in various parts of South East Asia, but he is clearly fixated on women with what he sees as a high standard of "purity" (and perhaps he's right, even if I can't quite fathom that mindset, since I've long been notorious for liking "sluts" and so forth).
I strongly disapprove of prostitution, but just pointing it out this objective fact that characters such as @Tsar and @Cornfed are not actually "incels," but rather so fixed on their own particular standards of what they want in a woman that they pass by more readily available options by their own choice (even if some of them are in a state of immense dissatisfaction as a result).

Despite @Shemp being an apparent scurrilous reprobate, I still genuinely appreciate his presence here for other reasons, notably the solid gold recommendation of Mantak Chia's book on Taoist Sexual Alchemy, as well as the fact that being on this forum is about as close as one can get to being inside a Jack Vance novel.

That's true. I won't ever pay a whore, I won't accept a slut, and I won't begin a relationship with a girl older than age 18.

I want a girl that's youthful, virgin, and that will look up to me. I also want a girl that wants something real and will respect me.

I am also completely different than Shemp. I am nothing at all like Shemp.

I am a noble person with unrivaled virtue, and I am very spiritual.
@Pixel--Dude @Lucas88

Shemp is a selfish hedonistic pervert, and he's materialistic.

[Lucas88]

Damn @Tsar that's some sensational rhyming talent!
After I've mastered Cantonese enough to be able to write my own poems fluently in Cantonese (I am still struggling through mastering the characters with limited time, but getting there), I had better contribute something to this thread too...........
(Of course I will translate it.)

Hey WilliamSmith, I just translated @Tsar's poetic masterpiece into the language of my passion Spanish!


Todos le dicen senil
Todo lo que habla es veneno
Es tan desagradable como un cocodrilo
Sus perversiones son las más repugnantes
Es un degenerado que vive en el engaño
Toma su viagra de un frasco de vidrio
Perseguido por los egipcios por el Nilo
Todas sus exnovias guardan un archivo secreto
Se culeó con un hombre maricón llamado Kyle
Alguien quiere que sea enjuiciado
¿Por qué? Pues porque se culeó por encima de un antiguo reloj solar
A sus golfillas las quiere bien putas y con astucia
Todo el mundo pensó que se sentía suicida
¡Que no! ¡Sólo fue porque tuvo que caminar una sola milla!
Pensó que pasaba al exilio sexual
Que no podría conseguir más chicas para ensuciar
¡No te preocupes! Las hembritas no son jovencitas
¿Por qué ese viejo perro sarnoso siempre ladra veneno?
¡Pues él es un cincuentón degenerado que se ha vuelto senil!

[WilliamSmith]

@Lucas88
Holy !@#$ man, that's sensational, and you put me to shame since I currently frankly lack the depth to do that same translation in any of Cantonese, Japanese, Vietnamese, or Patwa (but I'm learning all the above, I'm determined to become a poor man's Arthur Waley and translate classical literature in some, if not all, of the above languages).

I took the liberty of screenshotting the line-by-line translation of how DeepL translated Lucas88's Spanish translation.
I'm impressed by your work, because even without fluency I can see how well it rhymes in many places!
@Tsar and Lucas88, I'm in the shadow of both your talents right now, and I need to do better in contributing more!

I also still really like Spanish, but am not sure I'll ever have the pleasure of learning it, just because of personally deciding not to go to the Spanish speaking countries, not even the DR (though it is a neat place with lots of mind-bendingly hot mulatta girls with big butts and tons of wonderful places to go see natural wonders like Pico Duarte)...

Anyway, here's DeepL's take on the line-by-line translation:

[Lucas88]

@WilliamSmith, @Tsar, @Pixel--Dude

I composed my own poem in Spanish about an American traveler in Eastern Europe. The story therein is purely fictional. Any similarities with any real person are nothing more than a coincidence. The translation will be provided below.


La Huída de Frank Franklin

Ese cincuentón senil ladra como un viejo perro sarnoso
Habla más tonterías que un desagradable maricón chismoso
Siempre ha sido un degenerado sin disciplina
Fue echado del equipo de lucha por emborracharse con gasolina
Huyó de la Ucrania con su puta llena del sida
Fue ahuyentado por Putín y su armada temida
Por fin llegó a Moldavia arrastrando una maleta y con un bolso bien chido
Ese bolso contenía todos sus juguetes sexuales pervertidos y su dildo preferido
En el cuarto de hotel ese cincuentón senil fue vergonzosamente clavado por su morbosa golfilla
En tan solo dos minutos disparó su carga como un chorrillo de mantequilla



Frank Franklin's Escape

That senile boomer barks like an old mangy dog
He talks more nonsense than a nasty gossipy fag
He has always been a degenerate without discipline
He was kicked off the wrestling team for getting drunk on gasoline
He fled from Ukraine with his AIDS-ridden slut
He was chased out by Putin and his dreaded fleet
He finally arrived in Moldova dragging a suitcase and a cool little bag
That bag contained all of his perverted sex toys and his favorite dildo
In the hotel room that senile boomer was shamefully pegged by his kinky whore
In just two minutes he blew his load like a squirt of butter

[Tsar]

This man's a dopey little puppy
More slippery than a lubed guppy
His head is smaller than a doorknob
Enjoys making a mess, a white glob
His name isn't Fernando, it's Frank
He's a walking fag sperm bank
He unzips his fly, expects to die
His dick points up to the blue sky
He says, yeah baby, work it good
His fetish is nasty hoes in the hood
He moves his ass, gyrating on a dong
He wants them giant like King Kong
Once, he had a hardcore femdom thryst
A girl rammed him hard with her fist
She showered him in her yellow piss
Spit cum inside his mouth with a kiss
She gave his face a really hard slap
He was almost an effeminate gay chap
He's definitely a little more than slow
Was confused when asked if he was a hoe
Well, I think it's good he has a special toy
This man-child knows how to be a good boy
Yes, he can be degenerate, nasty, and rude
But his ultimate talent is being super lewd

@Pixel--Dude @Lucas88 What do you think about this poem?

[Tsar]

Captain Save-A-Hoe is back
His First Mate is Doctor Quack
He's sailing a land ship in Ukraine
While dining on the freshest grain
His crew are horses pulling the boat
With his mascot a bleating old goat
He's drinking the worst quality ale
He's put on a set of rusty chainmail
Ahoy ye mateys he shouted below
Horses whinnying, struggling to tow
Misfortune when a Russian missile struck
It killed the doctor more quacky than a duck
The goat bleated and ran straight into gunfire
It's corpse would be lost in the murkiest mire
The horses charged into the worst minefield
Boom! Boom! Boom! Captain grabbed his shield
The crazy old Captain shouted "Water ahoy!"
The battling soldiers thought "What a silly boy!"
He jumped into a nearby river and began to swim
Was this the good old Captain's craziest whim?
No idea but Captain didn't have another mutiny
He also didn't happen to fall under any scrutiny
But everyone died because he's such a halfwit
Everyone should admonish that totally foolish twit

[Winston]

Wow Rock wrote two sonnets about me. See below. I didn't know he had this talent. Lol

Rock:

In search of something more, Winston Wu set out to explore
Beyond the bounds of what he knew, he sought a life that would renew

He traveled far and wide, with a longing deep inside
To find a place where he could thrive, and truly feel alive

From America to Asia, he sought a sense of euphoria
And found it in the end, with the people and the land

And so he founded Happier Abroad, a site that would record
His journey of discovery, for others to explore

He shared his insights and his tips, for those with wanderlust and grips
And encouraged them to take the leap, and find their own happiness complete

With courage and conviction, he embarked on a mission
To help others find their way, while he enjoys his life with Mei.

And though the path was rough, he never lost his touch
Of hope and optimism, that made his spirit blossom

So here's to Winston Wu, a trailblazer through and through
Who showed us how to be true, to our hearts and dreams anew.

2nd one:

In search of happiness, Winston Wu began,
A journey that would take him far from land,
To seek a life abroad, a new adventure grand,
And thus, the Happier Abroad website was born in his hand.

But life is full of surprises, twists and turns,
And so it was that Winston's son Angelo learned,
Of a new opportunity that in Nevada he yearned,
To chase his dreams, his ambitions brightly burned.

So off he went, leaving behind his dear mother Dianne,
Whose love and support for her son will never wane,
And friends like Rock, Mr. S, and Ladislav, so plain,
Are always there to cheer him on, to ease his pain.

Through the ups and downs, the joys and tears,
Winston and his loved ones have conquered fears,
The Happier Abroad community grows and cheers,
For a life well-lived, with love and laughter for years.