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Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I’m not sure I could
They say time heals everything
But I’m still waiting

I’m through with doubt
There’s nothing left for me to figure out
I’ve paid a price
And I’ll keep paying

I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

I know you said
Can’t you just get over it
It turned my whole world around
And I kind of like it

I made my bed and I sleep like a baby
With no regrets and I don’t mind sayin’


And how in the world can the words that I said
Send Tsar so far over the edge
That he'd send me a PM
Sayin’ that I better shut up and post
Or my life will be over


I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

What it is you think I should

Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I’m not sure I could
They say time heals everything
But I’m still waiting


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What a loser and a scum!
A stupid American bum!
He's like a really bad clown!
Please! Can he just drown!
Yeah, I wish he were dead!
Will anyone slice off his head!
Someone cut out his tongue
Stuff his lying mouth with dung
Molten iron poured in his ass
That should remove his gay sass
That's right! It will be totally cruel
I am going to win this great duel
He must know that Dead Men Tell No Tales!
Voyager1 won't even be found by Whales!
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There's a guy that will burn
Then he'll live in an ugly urn
I will send him to a fiery hell
Enjoying hearing him really yell
The last voyage of a foolish tard
Don't bother with a sympathy card
The guy is a useless suit of flesh
He should be torn into bio mesh
A voyager to infinite bodily pain
And then a shower of bloody rain
He will have his head dismembered
And he won't even be remembered
What a loser and a really stupid guy
Voyager1's death draws evermore nigh
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What could send Tsar so far over the edge?
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The show is going to start
Give everyone a cherry tart
And the children a candy bar
Tsar is the famous lead star
Annihilating the wickedtraveller
Confirmed with a fortune teller
No one on the forum will weep
Wickedtraveller will be a flesh heap
Voyager1 is probably a fat chubby
Movements bouncing like a jelly tubby
He will be a dismembered pile of skin
He won't produce a single halfwit kin
I will smile when his head starts to roll
After he digs his own eternal burial hole

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Wonder Woman
Tsar's a Woman
All the world's waiting for you
And the power you possess
In your satin tights,
Fighting for your rights
And the old Red, White and Blue.
Wonder Woman
Tsar's a Woman
Now the world is ready for you,
And the wonders you can do.
Make a hawk a dove,
Stop a war with love,
Make a liar tell the truth
Wonder Woman
Get us out from under, Wonder Woman
All our hopes are pinned on you
And the magic that you do
Stop a bullet cold,
Make the Axis fall,
Change their minds, and change the world
Wonder Woman
Tsar's a Woman
You're a wonder, Wonder Woman
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@Voyager1 You do realize women are superior to men in 2022? All they need to do is just look beautiful and they will get to demand whatever, act however they want, and tell guys orders and they'll all be powerful?

You really are a disgusting queer and non-binary freak to call me a woman! I suggest you ask a neo-Nazi to take a Schmeisser Rifle and shoot you into a mass grave with the Second Coming of the Holohoax victims! LOL

You aren't German-blooded! You're a Jewish bastardized German-American with a negrofied cultural attitude!

Voyager1 is a disgusting Transwoman!
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A voyager had a terrible crew
They turned him into stew
Let's watch them give a slice
Then give it a really good dice
Be sure to cook it really tender
Add blood and ice in a blender
This is a truly great culinary thrill
Smoked human flesh on the grill
Gourmet Grilled Americano Boy
This Happy Meal has no toy
But you can make fleshy fries
Listen and you might hear cries
This is the most wicked meal
You could call it Human Veal

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Tsar didn't start the fire
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Voyager1, a bad vigilante hero
His human worth equals zero
His doctor is the quack HouseMD
Voy's girlfriend gave him an STD
A dick all blistered and crusted
It oozes custard and mustard!
Must hurt when he takes a leak
A gay guy puked sneaking a peek!
Yeah, Voyager1 is definitely demented
His insanity is completely cemented
The guy is the best at being bonkers
Built a car with 1,000 car horn honkers
It's honestly quite laughable and lame
He's America's greatest human shame
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Voyager1 is goyim dirt
Went out in a miniskirt
Saw a guy called Kurt
And his boyfriend Burt
Sucked out their yogurt
Splurt, splurt, splurt
Yeah, that's the gay Voy
Such a good fag f*ck Boi
That's the sort of good Goy
Shemp trains him with a toy
He has a steady diet of soy
Raped by a refugee called Roy
He's going to become a gay lord
I don't think Voy will ever be bored
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Moretorque is a Loser! He's definitely a Sockpuppet or a worthless troll!

Here's a poem about that Loser that just offended me!

Moretorque is a fat meatsack
He doesn't deserve any slack
He his stupid, simple, and slow
He can't even get himself a hoe
Should get popped by some lead
ISIL can slice off his worthless head
I know I would smile seeing that!
Or maybe drop an anvil! Splat!
Better yet, give me a steamroller
He shouldn't mess with a Highroller!
I am the greatest! I am like a great lion!
Moretorque's head will soon go flyin!
Thinks he can offend me and run away?
I will laugh and smile on his final day!
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Moretorque is a new species
He's called the homo feces
It's like he's rancid and dead
A landwhale's monthly red?
Moretorque eats putrid poop
Catch it through a circus hoop!
He can sleep in an outhouse with shit
Belongs with his own kind, that halfwit!
I think he deserves to be crushed
His flesh and bones to be mushed
His fingernails and toenails torn
Break his mind until all sanity gone!
That's right you pathetic little fool
You will become a human footstool!

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Shemp was exploded into bits
His hand next to his slut's tits
Killed in a Russian missile strike
The same spot as a Dutch dyke
His ass has a dildo inside the hole
His slut was impaled by a big pole
There was an arm or leg in the mud
And the dick of a foreign negro stud
Dismembered next to piles of rubble
The testicles prickly with much stubble
In the destroyed fields where there's grass
Part of his body like a porcupine of glass
Why you might ask did Shemp have to die?
He wasn't shot because of Catcher in the Rye
I advise everyone to not get the mournful blues
Now that pervert gets to take a permanent snooze

No offense, just a poem in the form of a bardic War song.
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Foreign Volunteers Poem

The Dutch Dyke: blonde, butch, and tall
Was giving birth to an American football
Popped it out across a field like bazooka
Smoking more than an Arab guy with a hooka
She joined the Volunteers to fight for the West
Didn't expect she would soon lose her right breast
Tsar formed the anti-West Independent Battalion
Tsar was obviously the bravest! Braver than a lion!
He gave the order: Take that Greedy Bitch Cunt out!
Then people everywhere began to run and shout!
The missile was zooming in for a precision strike!
It soon killed that nasty, greedy, thieving Dutch Dyke!
And sadly, Shemp too was blown into many tiny bits
At least he was joined in death by some stupid Brits!
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