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Voyager1 and Shemp go Yaoi

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It was a cloudy day in Ukraine where both Voy and Shemp were out getting gifts for their girlfriends for Valentine's Day.

But then, they happened to cross paths and that's when it was like Cupid fired his arrows.

Voy was younger than Shemp so he was playing coy but Shemp put his hand against Voy's manly yet boyish face and whispered into his ear "I know this is wrong, but if something so wrong feels this right, then how can it be truly be wrong?"

Voy looked into Shemp's old puppydog eyes. He got a feeling that reminded him of his old boyhood pet sheepdog at his family's former farm in the Midwest.

He couldn't help himself and gave Shemp a passionate and wet kiss. Shemp felt a new feeling that he never felt before when Voy's tongue voyaged into his mouth.

It was like these two men were finally seeing the world in color for the first time in their lives. Walking hand in hand, they were off to explore their newly found PRIDE and their emerging passionate romance in an epic Yaoi fairytale.
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The two men walked to LIFT, a gay bar in Kiev. They sat at a table and ordered drinks, as they watched some dragqueens dancing. It was a new experience.

Shemp put his hands on Voy's, and gently stroked them. Almost like a girl might do when she wants to show affection to a guy or another girl.

Shemp said over the music and chatter, "it was destiny we met on this Valentine's Day morning. I want to discuss how we're going to explore our love."

Voy, acting all coy, said "What if you're too big to fit?"

Shemp said "There's nothing natural that's too big to fit! It's meant to be filled and explored."

Voy licked his lips and then bit down on his bottom lip, like a slutty girl that's showing she's turned on by a guy or some sexual thought.

The waiter, in a skintight crop top and short shorts with visible thong straps, and a French sailor bandana said with a thick Ukrainian accent in a noticeably effeminate voice "Hey, hey big boys! I have your drinks! If you two want something extra special, meet me in the back! Kay! Laters girlfriends!" He waved his hands in the most gay manner possible and was off to deliver other drinks.

The two men thought about the tempting offer of a threesome...but they first wanted to have their own first time. They could always return to get some threesome fun with the bartending waiter.

After a few rounds of drinks they were going to get a room at the most sleazy motel they could find to get some privacy and alone time for their voyage to the "other side of the field."
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Tsar, are you sure these fantasies are not for yourself? :lol:
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Voyager1 wrote:
January 14th, 2022, 2:00 pm
Tsar, are you sure these fantasies are not for yourself? :lol:
It's a Yaoi Fan-Fic sort of joke. And LIFT is a real gay bar in Kiev.

I am not gay or bi, I only like girls, so how could it be my fantasy. I just watched some American shows in the past where there was a "gay fan fic episode" or a "Yaoi" episode. So I thought about doing a Yaoi "story" as a sort of intelligent joke.
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Tsar wrote:
January 14th, 2022, 3:57 pm
LIFT is a real gay bar in Kiev.
How do you know?

LIFT is a bar where they LIFT you and insert themselves into you.

I think Tsar is partially gay.

I didn't say totally. I said partially.
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There are some guys who aren't gay yet they go to gay bars because they like the gay vibe.

I think this is Tsar.
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Voyager1 wrote:
January 15th, 2022, 9:14 am
Tsar wrote:
January 14th, 2022, 3:57 pm
LIFT is a real gay bar in Kiev.
How do you know?

LIFT is a bar where they LIFT you and insert themselves into you.

I think Tsar is partially gay.

I didn't say totally. I said partially.
I know because I Googled it for the story. I like to make my stories as realistic as possible. Any good author knows that they can't usually invent things for the most realistic real life fiction stories.

I am NOT gay! Bi guys and gay guys have sexual attraction for men, sexual desires for other men, and they would kiss other men. I have none of those desires at all! If I did, I would have probably found it easy to make money as a gay sugar baby but I am neither gay or bi! And I would never be a straight "gay for pay" like some guys, especially straight guys that already had sex with girls before guys. No straight guy unless he's raped or molested would have his first time with another guy.
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Voyager1 wrote:
January 15th, 2022, 9:37 am
There are some guys who aren't gay yet they go to gay bars because they like the gay vibe.

I think this is Tsar.
I would never go to a gay bar.

It's not me!
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The two men arrived at the sleazy motel. Voy let out a girlish effeminate scream when a rat scurried in front of him. Several cockroaches were doing their best to evade becoming that rodent's next meal.

Shemp gave Voy an unexpected kiss to quiet him and get him ready for their first man-on-man encounter.

Once naked, Shemp's skinny old man grandpa bod and Voy's slightly chubby middle-age bod with a dad bod belly pressed against each other. Skin against skin. They were making out passionately that it was like out of a Hollywood romance movie with a homo-erotic porno-film twist.

Shemp told the younger man, Voy, to get on his knees. And that's when the real dirty gay talk began.

Shemp moaned and said "Here comes my boy butter! My baby batter! My man milk!" and Voy wanted to spit but Shemp held Voy's head close, almost forcing a deepthroat, and Voy swallowed. It was a salty, almost nutty, flavor. Voy licked his lips after Shemp's manhood popped out of his mouth and the remainder of the dripping cum would become lube for Shemp to use for the exploration voyage of the boyish man tunnel of Voy.

Voy lay on his belly on the hard, squeaky bed, rust unknowingly falling beneath the bed with each squeak, and the sheets all stained...it smelled like cigarette smoke...but it didn't matter. All that mattered was their passionate, steamy moment that was about to occur.

Shemp didn't give Voy any warning when it would slip inside but he relaxed as he felt it pressing against his tight virgin anus.

Bam!

It pushed inside and Voy was moaning like a whore in a whorehouse.

He said "It's too big but it feels so good"

Shemp licked Voy's ear before whispering "Because it's big is why it feels so good."

And then Shemp gave a few good thrusts with really loud smacking sounds and it sent Voy over the edge. It was like a battering ram was smashing against his prostate and he creamed.

When Voy's tunnel squeezed Shemp tighter, that's when Shemp let out an "Oooohhh yyyyeeeeaaahh!"

Voy knew that hot, sticky, creamy sensation must sort of feel like what a girl would experience. He thought to himself, a girl getting it in the ass probably feels exactly the same feeling since ass is ass.

The two men were out of breath and Shemp said "Voy, we were really missing out on life."

Voy said "What about our girlfriends?"
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Tsar wrote:
January 14th, 2022, 11:54 am
The two men walked to LIFT, a gay bar in Kiev. They sat at a table and ordered drinks, as they watched some dragqueens dancing. It was a new experience.

Shemp put his hands on Voy's, and gently stroked them. Almost like a girl might do when she wants to show affection to a guy or another girl.

Shemp said over the music and chatter, "it was destiny we met on this Valentine's Day morning. I want to discuss how we're going to explore our love."

Voy, acting all coy, said "What if you're too big to fit?"

Shemp said "There's nothing natural that's too big to fit! It's meant to be filled and explored."

Voy licked his lips and then bit down on his bottom lip, like a slutty girl that's showing she's turned on by a guy or some sexual thought.

The waiter, in a skintight crop top and short shorts with visible thong straps, and a French sailor bandana said with a thick Ukrainian accent in a noticeably effeminate voice "Hey, hey big boys! I have your drinks! If you two want something extra special, meet me in the back! Kay! Laters girlfriends!" He waved his hands in the most gay manner possible and was off to deliver other drinks.

The two men thought about the tempting offer of a threesome...but they first wanted to have their own first time. They could always return to get some threesome fun with the bartending waiter.

After a few rounds of drinks they were going to get a room at the most sleazy motel they could find to get some privacy and alone time for their voyage to the "other side of the field."
Tsar knows his gay bars, it seems, which says nore about him than his story says about anything
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