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Voyager1 and Shemp go Yaoi

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It was a cloudy day in Ukraine where both Voy and Shemp were out getting gifts for their girlfriends for Valentine's Day.

But then, they happened to cross paths and that's when it was like Cupid fired his arrows.

Voy was younger than Shemp so he was playing coy but Shemp put his hand against Voy's manly yet boyish face and whispered into his ear "I know this is wrong, but if something so wrong feels this right, then how can it be truly be wrong?"

Voy looked into Shemp's old puppydog eyes. He got a feeling that reminded him of his old boyhood pet sheepdog at his family's former farm in the Midwest.

He couldn't help himself and gave Shemp a passionate and wet kiss. Shemp felt a new feeling that he never felt before when Voy's tongue voyaged into his mouth.

It was like these two men were finally seeing the world in color for the first time in their lives. Walking hand in hand, they were off to explore their newly found PRIDE and their emerging passionate romance in an epic Yaoi fairytale.


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The two men walked to LIFT, a gay bar in Kiev. They sat at a table and ordered drinks, as they watched some dragqueens dancing. It was a new experience.

Shemp put his hands on Voy's, and gently stroked them. Almost like a girl might do when she wants to show affection to a guy or another girl.

Shemp said over the music and chatter, "it was destiny we met on this Valentine's Day morning. I want to discuss how we're going to explore our love."

Voy, acting all coy, said "What if you're too big to fit?"

Shemp said "There's nothing natural that's too big to fit! It's meant to be filled and explored."

Voy licked his lips and then bit down on his bottom lip, like a slutty girl that's showing she's turned on by a guy or some sexual thought.

The waiter, in a skintight crop top and short shorts with visible thong straps, and a French sailor bandana said with a thick Ukrainian accent in a noticeably effeminate voice "Hey, hey big boys! I have your drinks! If you two want something extra special, meet me in the back! Kay! Laters girlfriends!" He waved his hands in the most gay manner possible and was off to deliver other drinks.

The two men thought about the tempting offer of a threesome...but they first wanted to have their own first time. They could always return to get some threesome fun with the bartending waiter.

After a few rounds of drinks they were going to get a room at the most sleazy motel they could find to get some privacy and alone time for their voyage to the "other side of the field."
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Re: Voyager1 and Shemp go Yaoi

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Tsar, are you sure these fantasies are not for yourself? :lol:
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Voyager1 wrote:
January 14th, 2022, 2:00 pm
Tsar, are you sure these fantasies are not for yourself? :lol:
It's a Yaoi Fan-Fic sort of joke. And LIFT is a real gay bar in Kiev.

I am not gay or bi, I only like girls, so how could it be my fantasy. I just watched some American shows in the past where there was a "gay fan fic episode" or a "Yaoi" episode. So I thought about doing a Yaoi "story" as a sort of intelligent joke.
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Tsar wrote:
January 14th, 2022, 3:57 pm
LIFT is a real gay bar in Kiev.
How do you know?

LIFT is a bar where they LIFT you and insert themselves into you.

I think Tsar is partially gay.

I didn't say totally. I said partially.
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There are some guys who aren't gay yet they go to gay bars because they like the gay vibe.

I think this is Tsar.
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Voyager1 wrote:
January 15th, 2022, 9:14 am
Tsar wrote:
January 14th, 2022, 3:57 pm
LIFT is a real gay bar in Kiev.
How do you know?

LIFT is a bar where they LIFT you and insert themselves into you.

I think Tsar is partially gay.

I didn't say totally. I said partially.
I know because I Googled it for the story. I like to make my stories as realistic as possible. Any good author knows that they can't usually invent things for the most realistic real life fiction stories.

I am NOT gay! Bi guys and gay guys have sexual attraction for men, sexual desires for other men, and they would kiss other men. I have none of those desires at all! If I did, I would have probably found it easy to make money as a gay sugar baby but I am neither gay or bi! And I would never be a straight "gay for pay" like some guys, especially straight guys that already had sex with girls before guys. No straight guy unless he's raped or molested would have his first time with another guy.
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Voyager1 wrote:
January 15th, 2022, 9:37 am
There are some guys who aren't gay yet they go to gay bars because they like the gay vibe.

I think this is Tsar.
I would never go to a gay bar.

It's not me!
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The two men arrived at the sleazy motel. Voy let out a girlish effeminate scream when a rat scurried in front of him. Several cockroaches were doing their best to evade becoming that rodent's next meal.

Shemp gave Voy an unexpected kiss to quiet him and get him ready for their first man-on-man encounter.

Once naked, Shemp's skinny old man grandpa bod and Voy's slightly chubby middle-age bod with a dad bod belly pressed against each other. Skin against skin. They were making out passionately that it was like out of a Hollywood romance movie with a homo-erotic porno-film twist.

Shemp told the younger man, Voy, to get on his knees. And that's when the real dirty gay talk began.

Shemp moaned and said "Here comes my boy butter! My baby batter! My man milk!" and Voy wanted to spit but Shemp held Voy's head close, almost forcing a deepthroat, and Voy swallowed. It was a salty, almost nutty, flavor. Voy licked his lips after Shemp's manhood popped out of his mouth and the remainder of the dripping cum would become lube for Shemp to use for the exploration voyage of the boyish man tunnel of Voy.

Voy lay on his belly on the hard, squeaky bed, rust unknowingly falling beneath the bed with each squeak, and the sheets all stained...it smelled like cigarette smoke...but it didn't matter. All that mattered was their passionate, steamy moment that was about to occur.

Shemp didn't give Voy any warning when it would slip inside but he relaxed as he felt it pressing against his tight virgin anus.

Bam!

It pushed inside and Voy was moaning like a whore in a whorehouse.

He said "It's too big but it feels so good"

Shemp licked Voy's ear before whispering "Because it's big is why it feels so good."

And then Shemp gave a few good thrusts with really loud smacking sounds and it sent Voy over the edge. It was like a battering ram was smashing against his prostate and he creamed.

When Voy's tunnel squeezed Shemp tighter, that's when Shemp let out an "Oooohhh yyyyeeeeaaahh!"

Voy knew that hot, sticky, creamy sensation must sort of feel like what a girl would experience. He thought to himself, a girl getting it in the ass probably feels exactly the same feeling since ass is ass.

The two men were out of breath and Shemp said "Voy, we were really missing out on life."

Voy said "What about our girlfriends?"
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Tsar wrote:
January 14th, 2022, 11:54 am
The two men walked to LIFT, a gay bar in Kiev. They sat at a table and ordered drinks, as they watched some dragqueens dancing. It was a new experience.

Shemp put his hands on Voy's, and gently stroked them. Almost like a girl might do when she wants to show affection to a guy or another girl.

Shemp said over the music and chatter, "it was destiny we met on this Valentine's Day morning. I want to discuss how we're going to explore our love."

Voy, acting all coy, said "What if you're too big to fit?"

Shemp said "There's nothing natural that's too big to fit! It's meant to be filled and explored."

Voy licked his lips and then bit down on his bottom lip, like a slutty girl that's showing she's turned on by a guy or some sexual thought.

The waiter, in a skintight crop top and short shorts with visible thong straps, and a French sailor bandana said with a thick Ukrainian accent in a noticeably effeminate voice "Hey, hey big boys! I have your drinks! If you two want something extra special, meet me in the back! Kay! Laters girlfriends!" He waved his hands in the most gay manner possible and was off to deliver other drinks.

The two men thought about the tempting offer of a threesome...but they first wanted to have their own first time. They could always return to get some threesome fun with the bartending waiter.

After a few rounds of drinks they were going to get a room at the most sleazy motel they could find to get some privacy and alone time for their voyage to the "other side of the field."
Tsar knows his gay bars, it seems, which says nore about him than his story says about anything
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Shemp replied "Let's go to BLINKAGE, the gay sauna, and we'll talk there about our girlfriends."

To prevent the story from getting really perverted and x-rated, I will summarize the rest of the story.

Shemp describes his really perverted girlfriends and how he was really perverted after his first girlfriend was a corrupting influence, and how losing his first girlfriend was really life-changing. His first girlfriend was murdered in college on college summer break by her father when he caught her engaging in zoophiliac sex with her dog. Began having all his future girls become zoophiliacs. He's the one who corrupted all his future girlfriends to mimic the feelings he experienced with his first girlfriend, the Zoophiliac.

Then, a "Turkish Bear" walks into the sauna. Voy's hard-on gets the Turkish guy hard. But Voy is too inexperienced yet to be full on gay and just go for flings. But he's really open to the idea. But the Bear that's like a Goliath tank with a Goliath manhood takes the initiative and begins frotting with Voy. Shemp is happy being a voyeur and wanks off. First, Voy shoots his load. Then the Bear. Then Shemp.

That's the best sauna experience they had and they're really invigorated for the rest of the day ahead.

Then they are walking to tell their girlfriends. Shemp's is cool. But Voy's is unhappy and begins to insult Voy. Sensitive boy Voy runs off crying. Shemp helps Voy's girlfriend come to terms and accept Voy being a bisexual man.

But tragedy happens...

When outside a synagogue, members of the Jewish Mafia that are also dual citizen Israelis, jump Voy. They call him Goy Boi and Fag Goi Fuk Boi Toy. It's not that he's a fag, it's that he is a Goyim who is considered less than dirt. They rape him in an alley. Leaving him crying, broken, and leaking cum while laying in a puddle as a victim.

His girlfriend and Shemp find him and see the group of men who did it but not realize at what happened. His girlfriend kisses him while Shemp gives him a blowjob.

Voy goes for an STD test! He has HIV! Not really, it's a false positive.

He reports the rape. But Voy is arrested for homosexuality. A US diplomat goes to help negotiate his release but requires a favor. You know what that means, a blowjob. Voy gives US Diplomat Weinstein a blowjob.

Then he's released. He feels really dirty because first he's gangraped by the Jewish mafia then he's forced to give a US Diplomat a blowjob to get released after being imprisoned because he was homosexually gangraped.

He gets a Welcome Homecumming where he, his girlfriend, Shemp, Shemp's girlfriend, and Shemp's girlfriend's dog have an orgy. A foursome + dog orgy. Or maybe it can be called a fivesome since the dog makes five?

Voy, because of his rape by Goy-hating Jewish mafia, takes up the mask and cape, to become Vigilante Voy, to save Society from villains. That explains why Voy became a vigilante.

The End! Hope everyone enjoyed the story.
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Tsar wrote:
January 19th, 2022, 12:59 pm
Shemp replied "Let's go to BLINKAGE, the gay sauna, and we'll talk there about our girlfriends."

To prevent the story from getting really perverted and x-rated, I will summarize the rest of the story.

Shemp describes his really perverted girlfriends and how he was really perverted after his first girlfriend was a corrupting influence, and how losing his first girlfriend was really life-changing. His first girlfriend was murdered in college on college summer break by her father when he caught her engaging in zoophiliac sex with her dog. Began having all his future girls become zoophiliacs. He's the one who corrupted all his future girlfriends to mimic the feelings he experienced with his first girlfriend, the Zoophiliac.

Then, a "Turkish Bear" walks into the sauna. Voy's hard-on gets the Turkish guy hard. But Voy is too inexperienced yet to be full on gay and just go for flings. But he's really open to the idea. But the Bear that's like a Goliath tank with a Goliath manhood takes the initiative and begins frotting with Voy. Shemp is happy being a voyeur and wanks off. First, Voy shoots his load. Then the Bear. Then Shemp.

That's the best sauna experience they had and they're really invigorated for the rest of the day ahead.

Then they are walking to tell their girlfriends. Shemp's is cool. But Voy's is unhappy and begins to insult Voy. Sensitive boy Voy runs off crying. Shemp helps Voy's girlfriend come to terms and accept Voy being a bisexual man.

But tragedy happens...

When outside a synagogue, members of the Jewish Mafia that are also dual citizen Israelis, jump Voy. They call him Goy Boi and Fag Goi Fuk Boi Toy. It's not that he's a fag, it's that he is a Goyim who is considered less than dirt. They rape him in an alley. Leaving him crying, broken, and leaking cum while laying in a puddle as a victim.

His girlfriend and Shemp find him and see the group of men who did it but not realize at what happened. His girlfriend kisses him while Shemp gives him a blowjob.

Voy goes for an STD test! He has HIV! Not really, it's a false positive.

He reports the rape. But Voy is arrested for homosexuality. A US diplomat goes to help negotiate his release but requires a favor. You know what that means, a blowjob. Voy gives US Diplomat Weinstein a blowjob.

Then he's released. He feels really dirty because first he's gangraped by the Jewish mafia then he's forced to give a US Diplomat a blowjob to get released after being imprisoned because he was homosexually gangraped.

He gets a Welcome Homecumming where he, his girlfriend, Shemp, Shemp's girlfriend, and Shemp's girlfriend's dog have an orgy. A foursome + dog orgy. Or maybe it can be called a fivesome since the dog makes five?

Voy, because of his rape by Goy-hating Jewish mafia, takes up the mask and cape, to become Vigilante Voy, to save Society from villains. That explains why Voy became a vigilante.

The End! Hope everyone enjoyed the story.
Tsar, do you know how gay it looks to be writing gay fanfic about whole ass men?
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HouseMD wrote:
January 20th, 2022, 1:41 pm
Tsar, do you know how gay it looks to be writing gay fanfic about whole ass men?
I know it can look or seem gay, but Hollywood and authors and other people do it all the time. Many of those people aren't gay or bi, but they might write gay scenes.

Gay has its own unique culture and being in America, it's almost 24/7 Gay propaganda and outside America, American entertainment is gay propaganda but more often interracial propaganda. I am fine with writing gay fanfic because I am not gay and I know I only like girls. I don't question my sexuality because I know I am heterosexual which means I like girls and the tight p*ssy of girls.

It's meant to be funny, not serious.
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Tsar wrote:
January 20th, 2022, 2:14 pm
HouseMD wrote:
January 20th, 2022, 1:41 pm
Tsar, do you know how gay it looks to be writing gay fanfic about whole ass men?
I know it can look or seem gay, but Hollywood and authors and other people do it all the time. Many of those people aren't gay or bi, but they might write gay scenes.

Gay has its own unique culture and being in America, it's almost 24/7 Gay propaganda and outside America, American entertainment is gay propaganda but more often interracial propaganda. I am fine with writing gay fanfic because I am not gay and I know I only like girls. I don't question my sexuality because I know I am heterosexual which means I like girls and the tight p*ssy of girls.

It's meant to be funny, not serious.
You wouldn't know what to do with it even if you actually got it :lol: pathetic
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HouseMD wrote:
January 20th, 2022, 3:43 pm
You wouldn't know what to do with it even if you actually got it :lol: pathetic
I can't even understand your stupid statement because your dirty dick STD must have damaged your dirty brain. Did the disgusting doctor get syphilis?

@HouseMD You should read the short story I wrote about you a few days ago! LOL :lol:

The Fanfic Yaoi of Voyager1 and Shemp is mainly for them to read. You read your own story in the NSFW section! :lol:

I wouldn't mind writing another much more nasty than Yaoi fanfic! :lol:
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