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Voyager1 Goes to Mars

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It was a hot summer day and Voyager1 went to a club. Voy was feeling depressed after Tsar announced he was victorious and there was nothing Voyager1 could do...Tsar was victorious in getting a 14 year old girlfriend.

Voyager1 ordered a cocktail, a mojito, thinking about how Cornfed went down to Cancun and was drowning in Latina poon. It seemed everyone was getting poon. Voyager1 was only getting the shaft...Shemp's shaft because they had to leave their girlfriends when Russia began the total annexation of Ukraine. Now, he and Shemp were sharing a ghetto apartment.

Then, a really beautiful girl walked in, and she smiled at him.

Voyager1 thought, is she really smiling at me? Must be! Must be my lucky day!

She started talking with him about how she had never seen him before at this club. She said that her name was "Natalie Mars." They really hit it off and soon, they were making out.

He brought her back to his hotel room. They were going to have some adult fun.

There, she said that she had a confession to make...two confessions.

First was that she was an adult performer in the pornography industry.

And then she revealed the second when she removed her miniskirt to reveal a bulge in her thong where her p***y should be outlined.

She said "I'm a trans girl. I hope you don't mind."

Voyager1 had been training his mouth and ass with Shemp so it was cool with him. She was more girly than Shemp who was an old man...

They had quite the fun and that's how Voyager1 got a famous transgirl friend with benefits.

Two pictures of Natalie Mars:

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Re: Voyager1 Goes to Mars

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Tsar wrote:
January 20th, 2022, 7:52 am
It was a hot summer day and Voyager1 went to a club. Voy was feeling depressed after Tsar announced he was victorious and there was nothing Voyager1 could do...Tsar was victorious in getting a 14 year old girlfriend.
He wants a kid. He wants a kiddie partner.

He's a pedo. At the bare minimum he's a hebe.
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Re: Voyager1 Goes to Mars

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Voyager1 wrote:
January 20th, 2022, 10:13 am
Tsar wrote:
January 20th, 2022, 7:52 am
It was a hot summer day and Voyager1 went to a club. Voy was feeling depressed after Tsar announced he was victorious and there was nothing Voyager1 could do...Tsar was victorious in getting a 14 year old girlfriend.
He wants a kid. He wants a kiddie partner.

He's a pedo. At the bare minimum he's a hebe.
Tsar loves every beautiful teen, maybe he's a Hebe. He'll be great when banging a sexy virgin teen girl, her name Phoebe.

:lol: :twisted: 8) :lol:
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