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Go to school and get good grades.


Go to more school.


Get a good job.


Congratulations! Here is your reward!:


What? You think you deserve better? You are a MYSOGYNISTIC RACIST CIS TRANSPHOBIX HOMOPHOBIC FECALPHOBIC NAZI WHO WANTS TO KILL 10 MILLION JEWS!!!

America! Freedom! Yeah!

And here's me:

- graduate high school
- instead of college, avoid student debt by getting a job instead. (Started as a part time cashier at 7 Eleven 4 years ago, now Assistant Manager)
- saved money to get a month long vacation in Philippines, my cousin hooked me up with hot Filipina, who was very sweet and caring
- save money, apply for citizenship, and marry her. At least she loves me for who I am and not for my wallet