my perfect thai bride

[Jackfruits]

Hey fellas I am pretty drunk
Gad to rewrite ths coz it was wtiten terrible
Can hardly fuvking see fellad
I am making a confession about one of my deepest sectests
Fellas I have had a fantasy about becoming the object 8f my own desire
I have had a ffantasy about a surgeon using me like a piece of art and makeung me a fuckimg hot as f**k ladyboy with big tits
MY NIGHtmaee throat about surgeons breaking into my bedroom wasnt a nightmare at all but insread a dream about me becomubg a sexy ladybiy
When I was a teen I used to steal my mas panties and bras and tights and dance around listening to rammsteon and imaginationing that im the sexy snow white getting all the diamonds from the hard working men
In my science class there used to be a horse in a jar and I fantasieed about my cock in a jar on the mantlepiece
I had a fantasy about aliens abducting me and pinning me down and forcing me to become a sexy lady
It pissed me iff how girls are treated like fuckimg princesses and men get the shit enf of the stick
I deserve to be trwated like anprinvess as well
I could be a hot ladyboy and open a onlydans account to scam silly men
Ladyboys make my dick twicth fellas
But im not gay
This is to be beautiful
And to scam men coz I talked about dark capitalism and that us wat wanting
Dsrk caoitalism is how ool get ahead fellas
Dunt judge me eh
I know I am a handful sometimes but im only banter fellas eh
I f***ing love this forum and all the craxy bastards here
I am really free here to share my ideas
Merry christmas to you all fellas
Lots of love form your friend Skelebob
Xxxx

NOT SO SECRET GAY FAG

[CaptainSkelebob]

@Jackfruits
Ur jealousy of my alpha superiority is an indication that you have a tiny penis
And ur a poo muching shit stabber...

[Jackfruits]

You go fulfill your fantasy, cut off your dick and become a lady

[Pixel--Dude]

Hey fellas I am pretty drunk
Gad to rewrite ths coz it was wtiten terrible
Can hardly fuvking see fellad
I am making a confession about one of my deepest sectests
Fellas I have had a fantasy about becoming the object 8f my own desire
I have had a ffantasy about a surgeon using me like a piece of art and makeung me a fuckimg hot as f**k ladyboy with big tits
MY NIGHtmaee throat about surgeons breaking into my bedroom wasnt a nightmare at all but insread a dream about me becomubg a sexy ladybiy
When I was a teen I used to steal my mas panties and bras and tights and dance around listening to rammsteon and imaginationing that im the sexy snow white getting all the diamonds from the hard working men
In my science class there used to be a horse in a jar and I fantasieed about my cock in a jar on the mantlepiece
I had a fantasy about aliens abducting me and pinning me down and forcing me to become a sexy lady
It pissed me iff how girls are treated like fuckimg princesses and men get the shit enf of the stick
I deserve to be trwated like anprinvess as well
I could be a hot ladyboy and open a onlydans account to scam silly men
Ladyboys make my dick twicth fellas
But im not gay
This is to be beautiful
And to scam men coz I talked about dark capitalism and that us wat wanting
Dsrk caoitalism is how ool get ahead fellas
Dunt judge me eh
I know I am a handful sometimes but im only banter fellas eh
I f***ing love this forum and all the craxy bastards here
I am really free here to share my ideas
Merry christmas to you all fellas
Lots of love form your friend Skelebob
Xxxx

NOT SO SECRET GAY FAG

Every time I read his confession it cracks me up

[Yohan]

So this is why I require a hot ladyboy to become my bride.
I will still sleep with other women on the side ...

Up to you of course, but keep in mind that Thai ladyboys are known to be often violent, stealing etc. Many have a criminal record.

I think you are not a straight man. For a straight man like myself a sexual relationship with any person who is not a straight woman since birth is clearly a NO WAY to go, totally out of consideration, better to stay even alone.

[CaptainSkelebob]

So this is why I require a hot ladyboy to become my bride.
I will still sleep with other women on the side ...

Up to you of course, but keep in mind that Thai ladyboys are known to be often violent, stealing etc. Many have a criminal record.

I think you are not a straight man. For a straight man like myself a sexual relationship with any person who is not a straight woman since birth is clearly a NO WAY to go, totally out of consideration, better to stay even alone.

Listen fella...
If you wanna be my butler in my siberian dome then you better stop all this wet talk about fkin ladyboys being gay....
Some of them are hotter than real women
If I got with a ladyboy and she was violent id break her fuvking nose fella
Put the cunt in her place....
Thats what some women need anyway eh

[MrMan]

So this is why I require a hot ladyboy to become my bride.
I will still sleep with other women on the side ...

Up to you of course, but keep in mind that Thai ladyboys are known to be often violent, stealing etc. Many have a criminal record.

I think you are not a straight man. For a straight man like myself a sexual relationship with any person who is not a straight woman since birth is clearly a NO WAY to go, totally out of consideration, better to stay even alone.

Listen fella...
If you wanna be my butler in my siberian dome then you better stop all this wet talk about fkin ladyboys being gay....
Some of them are hotter than real women
If I got with a ladyboy and she was violent id break her fuvking nose fella
Put the cunt in her place....
Thats what some women need anyway eh

Fighting women in self defense is stigmatized. But fighting men in self-defense isn't as stigmatized.