Wow, got a mangina here and women bugging me about marriage

[Dark_Sol]

Ok, how to start this off. Alright, there I was in a office. Talking to another guy(call him D) about some missing money that we made today. We talked about it might have been a calculation error, but where was the mistake made. Then the vice president came in all depressed, angry in a way. We said what's up, trying to joke and shit. He said I ain't in the mood. I thought, OK no problem. But D had to ask what was wrong. The VP said he woke up in the morning from his wife crying. She cried because one of their cats died........The asshole in me wanted to say, "So? I thought it was something bad. It's just a cat, she'll get over it." Well, he's all sad cause she is sad. I just couldn't fathom it. D just said" Oh, I'm sorry." like he means it. All the while I am just keeping my mouth shut, cause it is nothing to get all down about. Then I remembered that they have no kids, even though they are in their 40's. Also, I remembered that he tried to hook me up with a friend. Said if I started to date her, I need to have the intention to treat her like a queen. f**k that shit. But man, I just wanted to give him advice about not being a mangina.

Now earlier that day, when doing bingo. Some of the ladies came up and started asking about me getting a girlfriend. Then the whole topic about me getting on my knees. My answer, "Haha, only way for me to get on my knees is a baseball bat." They laughed and said" oh come on, you would go on your knees to propose to a girl." Then I laughed and said "hell no, baseball bat or better yet. She gets on her knees for me, then I might think about it." They were pretty surprised I said that and kinda dropped the topic.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

Ok, how to start this off. Alright, there I was in a office. Talking to another guy(call him D) about some missing money that we made today. We talked about it might have been a calculation error, but where was the mistake made. Then the vice president came in all depressed, angry in a way. We said what's up, trying to joke and shit. He said I ain't in the mood. I thought, OK no problem. But D had to ask what was wrong. The VP said he woke up in the morning from his wife crying. She cried because one of their cats died........The asshole in me wanted to say, "So? I thought it was something bad. It's just a cat, she'll get over it." Well, he's all sad cause she is sad. I just couldn't fathom it. D just said" Oh, I'm sorry." like he means it. All the while I am just keeping my mouth shut, cause it is nothing to get all down about. Then I remembered that they have no kids, even though they are in their 40's. Also, I remembered that he tried to hook me up with a friend. Said if I started to date her, I need to have the intention to treat her like a queen. f**k that shit. But man, I just wanted to give him advice about not being a mangina.

Now earlier that day, when doing bingo. Some of the ladies came up and started asking about me getting a girlfriend. Then the whole topic about me getting on my knees. My answer, "Haha, only way for me to get on my knees is a baseball bat." They laughed and said" oh come on, you would go on your knees to propose to a girl." Then I laughed and said "hell no, baseball bat or better yet. She gets on her knees for me, then I might think about it." They were pretty surprised I said that and kinda dropped the topic.

You're alright by me, Dark_Sol! Going to DR and Ethiopia made you grow a pair even more so if you haven't done so already. MGTOW, sir! LOL hahaha!!!

Furthermore, I'd like to say that there was an AW whom came up to me in Starbucks the other day and overheard my phone-to-phone conversation via Skype. She merely interjected, "So you do IT huh?"

"Yes, I certainly do."

"Well can you help me with WordPress development?"

"Sure. Google it and there are a plethora of ways to download free e-books, blogs, online developer's network, etc."

"Yeah but I'm asking YOU if you can do it for me..if you can help me out here"

"I just helped you. I literally pointed you in the right direction."

Then 2-3 minutes later, a male acquaintance came out of nowhere and said, "What's up, guy?"

Then she had exhorted, "Huh? You know him????" (referring to me in the 3rd person like I am non-existent pretty much)

"Yeah we fix computers and talk about computers weekly."

She had replied, "Well I cannot see how he can be your friend because when I asked him if he can help me out with WordPress, he acted all "sadity"
like, "You can do it yourself" [which is a half-truth] ....[blah blah blah].."

He giggled, "Awww man he's cool peoples".

I guess she liked me until she found out her p.ussy pass is not accepted here.

Yeah like I`m going to do it for free and not get any p.ussy from it (not that I wanted any from her even though she wasn't fat at all).

So then he tried to court her, and after an hour of building rapport, she kind of mushed him in the face when he tried to kiss up on her neck.

Then I had taken out my newly-renewed passport and with a Bill-Cosby-pudding-pop eyeballs and a smile, I wiggled it at him while she was not looking!

The war here in America is imminent and insatiable!!

[Dark_Sol]

hahaha I just imagine all this going down as you being Bill Cosby.

[The_Hero_of_Men]

Hey E, have you been to Canada? If so, PM me on some good action locations.