Pretending to be Gringo in Brazil to get laid

Rock · Post by **Rock** » June 29th, 2014, 12:47 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM4lyPDNoOw

Jester · Post by **Jester** » June 30th, 2014, 11:14 am

GREAT find.

This video makes CLEAR that Brazil **IS** a good place for American men.

Period, end of story, case closed.

Just watch the first 2 minutes or so, especially if you don't like PUA's, because the rest is a former PUA bragging about how he got laid., and has nothing to do with Brazil.

pete98146 · Post by **pete98146** » June 30th, 2014, 11:32 am

Again, it's been 10 years since I've been down there, but I was approached twice by university girls during my visits. Once my buddy and I were in a bar frequented by university students. One gal just sat down and wanted to know if she could practice her English. We had beers and a great chat. An hour later, her friend dragged her away saying "oh she loves Americans but we don't." Total c*ck block but oh well. This showed the great potential.

Other time, I was eating lunch all alone over on Copacabana. A flower girl came over to my table and I told her, no I don't want to buy any flowers. She said, "that girl over at the other table bought you flowers." Yes, no lie. It happened. She was there studying with her books out. Too bad she was cute but I was leaving town in a few days or she would have been a great prospect.

PUA? Ha! They both pursed me. Back to my earlier post, I do think these girls realize it takes $2000 a month to retire there so they are on the hunt. Plus let's face it, American men have a reputation of being good guys who treat women well.

So yes, I can understand why Brazilian guys are faking English accents.

Jester · Post by **Jester** » June 30th, 2014, 2:49 pm

pete98146 wrote:
Again, it's been 10 years since I've been down there, but I was approached twice by university girls during my visits. Once my buddy and I were in a bar frequented by university students. One gal just sat down and wanted to know if she could practice her English.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What town???

pete98146 wrote:
Other time, I was eating lunch all alone over on Copacabana. A flower girl came over to my table and I told her, no I don't want to buy any flowers. She said, "that girl over at the other table bought you flowers." Yes, no lie. It happened. She was there studying with her books out. Too bad she was cute but I was leaving town in a few days or she would have been a great prospect.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{smack}
That was me smacking you for not being a gentleman and following up!

pete98146 · Post by **pete98146** » June 30th, 2014, 3:08 pm

Jester wrote:
pete98146 wrote:
Again, it's been 10 years since I've been down there, but I was approached twice by university girls during my visits. Once my buddy and I were in a bar frequented by university students. One gal just sat down and wanted to know if she could practice her English.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What town???

Rio.

pete98146 wrote:
Other time, I was eating lunch all alone over on Copacabana. A flower girl came over to my table and I told her, no I don't want to buy any flowers. She said, "that girl over at the other table bought you flowers." Yes, no lie. It happened. She was there studying with her books out. Too bad she was cute but I was leaving town in a few days or she would have been a great prospect.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{smack}
That was me smacking you for not being a gentleman and following up!

I know...I know. She was lighter skinned and I really found myself drawn to the more Brazilian/Italian looking ladies. They to me were the REAL stunners and I'm sure they are the toughest to get. The cool thing about Brazil is that is has such a HUGE variety.

Jester · Post by **Jester** » June 30th, 2014, 3:25 pm

LOL

Let me get this straight Pete.

The PLETHORA of hot available women in Brazil is SO HUGE that you felt able to reject a hottie who f'n BOUGHT YOU A F'N FLOWER because......

{wait for it}

{wait for it}

{wait for it}

she was TOO F'N WHITE??????????????????????

Do I that (f'n) right????????????

pete98146 · Post by **pete98146** » June 30th, 2014, 4:21 pm

Jester wrote:LOL

Let me get this straight Pete.

The PLETHORA of hot available women in Brazil is SO HUGE that you felt able to reject a hottie who f'n BOUGHT YOU A F'N FLOWER because......

{wait for it}

{wait for it}

{wait for it}

she was TOO F'N WHITE??????????????????????

Do I that (f'n) right????????????

LOL...ok busted! I don't have a good excuse. Missed opportunity I guess...

Jester · Post by **Jester** » June 30th, 2014, 4:37 pm

lol

good to laugh anyway

In2dadark · Post by **In2dadark** » August 15th, 2014, 8:25 pm

Here take my flower..

Oh sorry, I'm going home in a few days..

I know, I know.. it's called piling on.. but he (she) had it coming.

manly5000 · Post by **manly5000** » August 19th, 2014, 5:49 pm

Well, don't guys in America pretend to be French or English to get laid?