Are Prostitutes Better Than Normal Women?

[JohnDoeBigBaller]

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[Shemp]

Too much wetness? Since when is that a problem? You don't know how to f**k, JDBB.

Well Retired Colonel Frank, please do teach me! Teach me how I can f**k a wet soft washcloth and actually get off on it.

I'm going to answer this question seriously, though I don't expect anyone, including JDBB, to understand or follow my advice.

First, the man's erection comes from arousal and this should be independent of the woman's looseness and lubrication. If you are under 40 and practice sexual kung fu, getting and keeping a strong erection with minimal simulation should be easy if you are healthy. When I was in my twenties, I was still getting boners at work thinking about girls and then had to make excuses not to stand up and reveal myself, while desperately reciting multiplication tables in my head to make the boner go away. If you have trouble staying hard, you need to stop having peak orgasms and/or get your health checked.

Second, making yourself cum should be easy, regardless of how tight or loose the girl is, especially if you practice sexual kung fu. Your orgasm should be valley style, of course, in that case. A loose p***y has the advantage of making sexual kung fu easier. I just wish women in their forties were loose and wet. Instead, they tend to be fairly tight and dry, so lubrication is needed. I prefer astroglide, but the bottle leaks when traveling, and also all glycerin types lubes can cause yeast infections in some women, so now I use bodyglide, which is silicone-based.

Third, to make the woman come vaginally when she is very loose, you need to tease her with your cock. Pull out, the hold the cock against the lips and wait until you can sense she wants it, then insert partway, then immediately pull out so that she feels disappointed, then push it in all the way, etc. That is, your rhythm should be unpredictable, both the timing and depth of the strokes. This will cause her to become aroused quickly, and her arousal will make you more aroused, so you don't lose your erection. If you get too aroused, pull out until the urge to cum subsides.

Fourth, prostitutes normally deliberately try to avoid orgasms (which is why they don't get wet), since this tires them out. If you dislike faking, just tell her you don't expect her to come. I would still recommend practicing the f***ing technique in point three even with prostitutes, at least part of the time, just to keep your skills up.

Fifth, this isn't about the man's technique, but you should always advise a new woman to take up vaginal weightlifting. Most will ignore this advice, just as most men will ignore my advice about sexual kung fu. See kimanami.com for more on vaginal weightlifting. You can get the stone eggs she discusses cheap on amazon. Interesting conversation topic with a new girl. Don't criticise her current lack of muscle tone, just say you want her to develop stronger vaginal muscles so as to be able to "milk" you.

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[Rock]

Anyone ever tried a ladyboy? It's a very exciting experience, because it's a woman with a penis, so watching her CUM, it's like watching a cumshot along with a female or***m face. There's really nothing hotter than that, and it's sort of the best of both worlds, if you know what I mean.

So you are bisexual?

Because a ladyboy is not "a woman with a penis", it is in fact just a confused man who took female hormones and wears make-up. It's still, at the end of the day, a man. Just a feminine one. Getting off on that, well, that's kinda gay bro. Not judging you here, but lets call a spade a spade and not get into that feminist mindset of "a tranny is a woman with a penis", because that sort of Bruce Jenner bullshit is such nonsense...

Interesting post. But sexual attraction is a very visual thing. The hormones and other treatments can in some very exceptional cases transform a biological man into the physical image of a hot woman.

Think about this:

1. Imagine a few women you know who rate exceptionally high with you on sexual draw and physical attractiveness. Then one day, you find out one or more of them was not born as a woman. You may be repulsed by that new information but before you found out, that person or persons definitely elicited sexual attraction in you, right?

2. Now imagine a woman who happens to have a very masculine build (wide shoulders, narrow hips, big arms, etc.). She's a biological woman who was born with a vagina and can bear children. Are you gonna be attracted to her even though she looks manly due to her natural vagina and child bearing ability? I think sexual attraction men feel for women is much more visual based and it's a matter of the whole form, not just one body part. Anyway, some of the best trans even do have nice looking surgically produced vaginas I believe (see Bananao's post lol).

3. Finally, imagine one more thing. Being attracted as an adult to underage girls (under 18) is considered an illness and big sin by so many. But if you see a very hot woman who looks say early 20s and you find out she's just 14-15, do you suddenly loose your natural lust cus of what she is in reality (an adolescent) or what she looks like (a hot full grown women).

Men tend to be drawn more by what their eyes see than what someone actually is. For example, there are exceptional ladyboys who look just as convincing as this women in the following prank video where she actually pretends to be a tranny lol. But she's still hot right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXpL5HzVel0

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Anyone ever tried a ladyboy? It's a very exciting experience, because it's a woman with a penis, so watching her CUM, it's like watching a cumshot along with a female or***m face. There's really nothing hotter than that, and it's sort of the best of both worlds, if you know what I mean.

So you are bisexual?

Because a ladyboy is not "a woman with a penis", it is in fact just a confused man who took female hormones and wears make-up. It's still, at the end of the day, a man. Just a feminine one. Getting off on that, well, that's kinda gay bro. Not judging you here, but lets call a spade a spade and not get into that feminist mindset of "a tranny is a woman with a penis", because that sort of Bruce Jenner bullshit is such nonsense...

Its actually the reverse. Ladyboys Want to be Women First if ever given a choice..They are born in a mans body and save 1000s of pesos/bhat to get a va*gina for a reason....They are inside FEMALE. They DO NOT THINK LIKE MEN.

Never heard about Ladyboys, wanting to increase their Penis size ever but heard, read plenty of places ladyboys wanting vagina

No ladyboys are proud of their D*ck. They take hormones to become more feminine. It cannot be just a confused man, when you have natural boobs growing...the hormone stuff comes much much later and even then, they do not want to be masculine but rather feminine...Its overwhelmingly that way all over the world...

[S_Parc]

Anyone ever tried a ladyboy? It's a very exciting experience, because it's a woman with a penis, so watching her CUM, it's like watching a cumshot along with a female or***m face. There's really nothing hotter than that, and it's sort of the best of both worlds, if you know what I mean.

So you are bisexual?

Because a ladyboy is not "a woman with a penis", it is in fact just a confused man who took female hormones and wears make-up. It's still, at the end of the day, a man. Just a feminine one. Getting off on that, well, that's kinda gay bro. Not judging you here, but lets call a spade a spade and not get into that feminist mindset of "a tranny is a woman with a penis", because that sort of Bruce Jenner bullshit is such nonsense...

Marcos, w/o having to get into the whole *Bruce Jenner* thing because one, I believe he's 100% pussywhipped by the Kardashians and two, that he's a weirdo, but I don't buy into the bi-thing, just because a woman is kinda strange.

In one of our gigs, Mel dressed up like Catwoman, but wore a strap-on, while doing the Jennifer Lopez look-a-like, while J Lo was giving me a blow job. Now, throughout this time, the Mrs and I were caressing each other. Does this make me *gay* due to Mel's prosthesis?

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Anyone ever tried a ladyboy? It's a very exciting experience, because it's a woman with a penis, so watching her CUM, it's like watching a cumshot along with a female or***m face. There's really nothing hotter than that, and it's sort of the best of both worlds, if you know what I mean.

I guess it is the best experience for someone who is gay homosexual and enjoys feeling foreign penises

Most of people here on this forum are straight though

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The big advantage to me of ladyboys is personality. I often talked to trannies when I was living in San Francisco and they were always fun to be around. "Fun" is not a term I associate with women, unfortunately: "royal pain in the ass whose only purpose in my life is sex" is more like it. However, I never had sex with a tranny and I'm not interested in trying. Even a post-op tranny is a poor imitation of the real thing and those with a penis are just freaks. I could see having both a woman and a tranny. The woman to have sex with, the tranny to talk to and help me deal with the pain in the ass woman.

And no, it's not all visual for me. Smell is the dominant sense where sex is concerned, with hearing also important. An annoying voice is a big turnoff and a sexy voice a very big turn on. Touch had never been a problem, since most women feel the same. Visual appearance is actually of little importance to me, well below personality, voice sound and smell.

[Adama]

Anyone ever tried a ladyboy? It's a very exciting experience, because it's a woman with a penis, so watching her CUM, it's like watching a cumshot along with a female or***m face. There's really nothing hotter than that, and it's sort of the best of both worlds, if you know what I mean.

I guess it is the best experience for someone who is gay homosexual and enjoys feeling foreign penises

Most of people here on this forum are straight though

That's not true. Some men here are really into ladyboys. They are not heterosexual. Too bad. So sad.

I used to have a friend who wanted to go to Brazil, but each time I tried to set something up with him, he declined, saying that it would ruin him. I had also met two men who always said that if they went to Brazil and met a ladyboy who looked sufficiently like a woman, they wouldn't hesitate to have intercourse with them. After that, I understood what my lost friend meant by getting ruined in Brazil. See I wanted to do things with women. I figure that he wanted to do things with some women and some men who look like women. Neither of us have ever been there though.

[Adama]

The big advantage to me of ladyboys is personality. I often talked to trannies when I was living in San Francisco and they were always fun to be around. "Fun" is not a term I associate with women, unfortunately: "royal pain in the a** whose only purpose in my life is sex" is more like it. However, I never had sex with a tranny and I'm not interested in trying. Even a post-op tranny is a poor imitation of the real thing and those with a penis are just freaks. I could see having both a woman and a tranny. The woman to have sex with, the tranny to talk to and help me deal with the pain in the a** woman.

And no, it's not all visual for me. Smell is the dominant sense where sex is concerned, with hearing also important. An annoying voice is a big turnoff and a sexy voice a very big turn on. Touch had never been a problem, since most women feel the same. Visual appearance is actually of little importance to me, well below personality, voice sound and smell.

I actually like women. That is submissive women who have no problem doing what I want. I would not put up with an annoying woman though. There are other women out there who are not annoying. I also couldn't see a sane woman trying to piss me off the way the disobedient and angry women do. A sane woman at least realizes that she has an obligation to please her man if she expects him to stick around. A stubborn woman lacks knowledge and awareness and is just a beast meant to be discarded as soon as it is discovered that she's like that.

Those poor ladyboys though, and the trannies, and the homos, if only they knew those things that will happen to them because of what they've chosen. I also wonder how does a man get this kind of desire in his heart to go and do those things, especially when there are lots of women available to use for that purpose.

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Some men here are really into ladyboys.

I used to have a friend who wanted to go to Brazil, but each time I tried to set something up with him, he declined, saying that it would ruin him. I had also met two men who always said that if they went to Brazil and met a ladyboy who looked sufficiently like a woman, they wouldn't hesitate to have intercourse with them.

So that must be the apogeum for lonely men who can't get girls even if they pay for sex... to find a way out of their desperate loneliness by getting f***ed in their ass by other dicks , and ending up sucking on penises of some foreign whores with lots of STDs... I can't imagine a life sadder than that

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If a new user stumbles upon HA and reads this thread, he'll think HA is a gay forum and run away with the highest speed out and never return