Best Place for Under the Table Guns

zacb · Post by **zacb** » April 11th, 2013, 3:23 am

I have heard some people say the PI. Is this true? And what are the fines?

Devil Dog · Post by **Devil Dog** » April 11th, 2013, 8:13 am

If you are in Michigan and want to buy an illegal firearm just dial (616) 301-6100 and request the type of gun you would like to buy. They will probably be willing to meet with you for delivery.

OutWest · Post by **OutWest** » April 11th, 2013, 9:12 am

zacb wrote:I have heard some people say the PI. Is this true? And what are the fines?

No place is best. You must think you will like your new home in prison. It is rather a foolish question. If you are a felon, you usually cannot own or possess a weapon. Some people buy guns from private parties in the USA to keep off the record, but illegal types of weapons are a different matter.

If you really think you are up to trafficking in guns or just buying them in a country you do not know and do not speak the language and would stand out like a foolish sore thumb, help yourself. They are not likely to "Fine" you in the Philippines.
They will put you in prison if caught or then again the army and police here can be quite trigger happy...

Outwest

zacb · Post by **zacb** » April 11th, 2013, 3:18 pm

Ok, thanks for the tip. I am just tired of everyone being so legislation happy. And the only other places that are decent for guns is the Mid East, Czech Republic, Pi, and Chile.

abcdavid01 · Post by **abcdavid01** » April 11th, 2013, 3:43 pm

Devil Dog wrote:If you are in Michigan and want to buy an illegal firearm just dial (616) 301-6100 and request the type of gun you would like to buy. They will probably be willing to meet with you for delivery.

That's paper thin and you're an asshole.

Cornfed · Post by **Cornfed** » April 11th, 2013, 4:33 pm

I guess the question being posed is - is there any "Wild East" anymore, in the way that Cambodia was an anarchic paradise for guns and drugs in the late 90s? Regrettably it would seem not.

zacb · Post by **zacb** » April 11th, 2013, 4:50 pm

Devil Dog wrote:If you are in Michigan and want to buy an illegal firearm just dial (616) 301-6100 and request the type of gun you would like to buy. They will probably be willing to meet with you for delivery.

How much do I need to bribe them for?

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » April 11th, 2013, 5:42 pm

@zacb,

Don't fuc.kin' dial that number. Dude is scapegoating hook bait and switching on you.

abcdavid01 · Post by **abcdavid01** » April 11th, 2013, 7:07 pm

Yeah, that's an ATF number.

zacb · Post by **zacb** » April 11th, 2013, 8:44 pm

I appreciate the concern, but I never planned on that. Our cops may be crooks, but they are not that slippery. I insinuated it was a joke by the bribe bit. Checked the number online for curiosity sake.

Devil Dog · Post by **Devil Dog** » April 11th, 2013, 9:40 pm

abcdavid01 wrote:Yeah, that's an ATF number.

No shit, Sherlock. The OP posted what is perhaps the stupidest question that I have ever seen on any message board. Good thing you came to the rescue, because no way would anyone think that a phone number posted in response to a criminal request would be anything other than 100% legit. You are one seriously dumbass little shit.

zacb · Post by **zacb** » April 11th, 2013, 9:48 pm

Be nice. And why is that so wrong? p4p is technically illegal in the Philippines, but people turn the other way. All I wondered is if the bribe logic applied to gins. Be careful what you post.

Devil Dog · Post by **Devil Dog** » April 11th, 2013, 9:52 pm

Here is the difference, you keep your wits about you and dabble in a little p4p in the Philippines and your chances of being arrested are close to zero. You go to PI and put some feelers out about buying some illegal weapons and you have an excellent chance of going to jail.

Teal Lantern · Post by **Teal Lantern** » April 11th, 2013, 10:31 pm

zacb wrote:I appreciate the concern, but I never planned on that. Our cops may be crooks, but they are not that slippery. I insinuated it was a joke by the bribe bit. Checked the number online for curiosity sake.

Yeah, but what search engine did you use?

Cornfed · Post by **Cornfed** » April 11th, 2013, 11:44 pm

Devil Dog wrote:
abcdavid01 wrote:Yeah, that's an ATF number.
No shit, Sherlock. The OP posted what is perhaps the stupidest question that I have ever seen on any message board. Good thing you came to the rescue, because no way would anyone think that a phone number posted in response to a criminal request would be anything other than 100% legit. You are one seriously dumbass little shit.

It is a perfectly valid general question. Different technically illegal things are tolerated in different places. For example, marijuana was tolerated when I was in Cambodia a few years ago despite being technically illegal. It was apparently the same with guns there in the late 90s. I suggest Winston follow your suggestion for improving the civility of this forum by banning asshole trolls like you.

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