Heres a sneak peak....Read the link for the rest...
Now I must state that her hair was short, barely reaching the bottom of her neck. I like to think of myself as having low thirst, but DC is a harsh environment and I had few pans simmering on the stove. I decided to be a touch looser with my standards.
Her face was plain and pale, without any makeup, but it was symmetrical and free of deformities. The best part was her body. In a city of mostly overweight people, she was tiny, on par to what I am used to in Eastern Europe. It also helped that she was young (23). I decided to pursue the interaction with full vigor.
There was some natural chemistry between us, helped by our “foreign†status, with her being from England and me a tourist in my own city. My clown game was received well and I successfully passed her tests of my masculinity. For example, she asked me what I did for a living. I replied, “I don’t mean to be rude, but I can’t talk about it.â€
The thirst is real in America my friends.....Do you think the thirst epidemic is f***ing up the dating game in America though? Serious question...