Tsar's Poetry

[Tsar]

DISCLAIMER: Most of this is purely writing practice for a fantasy novel I'm working on. I enjoy writing about wars and anti-villains. If you want to give feedback, please do. The serious part is that I honestly do wish that I was a hot girl with magic born into a European family and have the world bowing to me because I would be a princess. Girls are better than guys in 2024.

I should be a script writer for epic movies!

People who might be interested: @Lucas88 @Pixel--Dude





Here's my poem...

Tsar, long lost in a lonely place
Tears running down his face
Chains kept him down
The world denied him a crown
He arose from the depths of hell
Now he'll cast a cataclysmic spell
The world will burn in eternal fire
Billions will turn to ash in his ire
Listen to the song of gods and fey
For human civilization will end this day
Palaces will burn and crumble to ash
The hegemonic nation vanquished in a flash
A world remade by a being once cast away
Now all will bow and listen to what he will say
Flag after flag will fall into a forgotten story
Our human civilization cast into lost history
A symphony of tears and cries across the land
The hourglass of time will break...lose it's sand
Upon a heavenly palace he will walk to his throne
With the wings of a divine Valkyrie he will have flown
He will take his rightful golden crown and finally reign
The emperor of a world remade to remove all his pain
A world united under one monarch, one flag, and one crown
All the rest will join the bygone nations and in fire they'll drown
Hail his majesty, bend the knee, bow your heads in loyalty
Accept his righteous reign and pledge your undying fealty
This man is blessed by the deities and he purified Midgard
The forefront of a new era marked by his glorious vanguard

Summary of poem in easy to understand language: I have magic, I rise up, destroy the world in an epic conquest, I become Emperor then Goddess once my soul gets a new form, the nations are cast into ruin, world peace become reality, and everyone (who survives the Cataclysm) lives in paradise on Earth, and there's no more inequality or war, so I become a hero, deity, and epic majesty. Of course, it's just a fantasy story written out of boredom but I hope you enjoyed it and recognize my talent.



And as a gift from the deities...Tsar will have his soul removed from his body and become a Goddess (because I hate being a guy and wish I was born a hot girl. I'm not trans and I accept nature...I just really wish that I was a hot European bi girl or lesbian girl, and I'm proud of my wish. Sadly, my wish won't come true until my death and the deities give me everything that I ever desired)

[Natural_Born_Cynic]

DISCLAIMER: Most of this is purely writing practice for a fantasy novel I'm working on. I enjoy writing about wars and anti-villains. If you want to give feedback, please do. The serious part is that I honestly do wish that I was a hot girl with magic born into a European family and have the world bowing to me because I would be a princess. Girls are better than guys in 2024.

I should be a script writer for epic movies!

People who might be interested: @Lucas88 @Pixel--Dude





Here's my poem...

Tsar, long lost in a lonely place
Tears running down his face
Chains kept him down
The world denied him a crown
He arose from the depths of hell
Now he'll cast a cataclysmic spell
The world will burn in eternal fire
Billions will turn to ash in his ire
Listen to the song of gods and fey
For human civilization will end this day
Palaces will burn and crumble to ash
The hegemonic nation vanquished in a flash
A world remade by a being once cast away
Now all will bow and listen to what he will say
Flag after flag will fall into a forgotten story
Our human civilization cast into lost history
A symphony of tears and cries across the land
The hourglass of time will break...lose it's sand
Upon a heavenly palace he will walk to his throne
With the wings of a divine Valkyrie he will have flown
He will take his rightful golden crown and finally reign
The emperor of a world remade to remove all his pain
A world united under one monarch, one flag, and one crown
All the rest will join the bygone nations and in fire they'll drown
Hail his majesty, bend the knee, bow your heads in loyalty
Accept his righteous reign and pledge your undying fealty
This man is blessed by the deities and he purified Midgard
The forefront of a new era marked by his glorious vanguard

Summary of poem in easy to understand language: I have magic, I rise up, destroy the world in an epic conquest, I become Emperor then Goddess once my soul gets a new form, the nations are cast into ruin, world peace become reality, and everyone (who survives the Cataclysm) lives in paradise on Earth, and there's no more inequality or war, so I become a hero, deity, and epic majesty. Of course, it's just a fantasy story written out of boredom but I hope you enjoyed it and recognize my talent.



And as a gift from the deities...Tsar will have his soul removed from his body and become a Goddess (because I hate being a guy and wish I was born a hot girl. I'm not trans and I accept nature...I just really wish that I was a hot European bi girl or lesbian girl, and I'm proud of my wish. Sadly, my wish won't come true until my death and the deities give me everything that I ever desired)

*clap, clap clap, clap*
Bravo! A total literary triumph! And your poem alones further advances the cultural/literary progress of the human race.
What a beautiful epic masterpiece that eclipses all the other great poets and your poem stands beyond the test of time!
Beowulf, Gilgamesh, Dante's Divine Comedy, Shakespeare, Geoffrey Chaucer, Charles Dickens, Oscar Wilde, William Faukner, etc has nothing on Tsar.

Reading your poem bring tears to my eyes. *sniff* *sniff*

Your poem should be stored in all the national libraries around the world and broadcasted to tell the masses your renown.
Your poem should be taught in every school system in the world and they should enact a golden statue of you at the middle of town squares of every cities.

[Voyager1]

And as a gift from the deities...Tsar will have his soul removed from his body and become a Goddess (because I hate being a guy and wish I was born a hot girl. I'm not trans and I accept nature...I just really wish that I was a hot European bi girl or lesbian girl, and I'm proud of my wish. Sadly, my wish won't come true until my death and the deities give me everything that I ever desired)

You always came off with an effeminate characteristic to you. So I am not surprised by your post.

Turns out my parody song was right.



And Tsar wants to be a girl

And that Eddy Murphy song.

Why don't you get a sex change operation if that's what you want to be? I heard that males who get sex change operations feel much better about themselves after.

[TruthSeeker]

Good point @Voyager1

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

[Pixel--Dude]

DISCLAIMER: Most of this is purely writing practice for a fantasy novel I'm working on. I enjoy writing about wars and anti-villains. If you want to give feedback, please do. The serious part is that I honestly do wish that I was a hot girl with magic born into a European family and have the world bowing to me because I would be a princess. Girls are better than guys in 2024.

I should be a script writer for epic movies!

People who might be interested: @Lucas88 @Pixel--Dude





Here's my poem...

Tsar, long lost in a lonely place
Tears running down his face
Chains kept him down
The world denied him a crown
He arose from the depths of hell
Now he'll cast a cataclysmic spell
The world will burn in eternal fire
Billions will turn to ash in his ire
Listen to the song of gods and fey
For human civilization will end this day
Palaces will burn and crumble to ash
The hegemonic nation vanquished in a flash
A world remade by a being once cast away
Now all will bow and listen to what he will say
Flag after flag will fall into a forgotten story
Our human civilization cast into lost history
A symphony of tears and cries across the land
The hourglass of time will break...lose it's sand
Upon a heavenly palace he will walk to his throne
With the wings of a divine Valkyrie he will have flown
He will take his rightful golden crown and finally reign
The emperor of a world remade to remove all his pain
A world united under one monarch, one flag, and one crown
All the rest will join the bygone nations and in fire they'll drown
Hail his majesty, bend the knee, bow your heads in loyalty
Accept his righteous reign and pledge your undying fealty
This man is blessed by the deities and he purified Midgard
The forefront of a new era marked by his glorious vanguard

Summary of poem in easy to understand language: I have magic, I rise up, destroy the world in an epic conquest, I become Emperor then Goddess once my soul gets a new form, the nations are cast into ruin, world peace become reality, and everyone (who survives the Cataclysm) lives in paradise on Earth, and there's no more inequality or war, so I become a hero, deity, and epic majesty. Of course, it's just a fantasy story written out of boredom but I hope you enjoyed it and recognize my talent.



And as a gift from the deities...Tsar will have his soul removed from his body and become a Goddess (because I hate being a guy and wish I was born a hot girl. I'm not trans and I accept nature...I just really wish that I was a hot European bi girl or lesbian girl, and I'm proud of my wish. Sadly, my wish won't come true until my death and the deities give me everything that I ever desired)

I liked your poem personally and I most certainly share your hatred for the global elite and how much their traitorous ways impede upon the lives of spiritual souls. If you did obtain these kind of catastrophic powers and unleashed devastation upon the system I don't think I'd be against it.

[Tsar]

You always came off with an effeminate characteristic to you. So I am not surprised by your post.

Why don't you get a sex change operation if that's what you want to be? I heard that males who get sex change operations feel much better about themselves after.

I already said that I'm not trans and trans is fake.

I have to live my life as a guy then in the heavens, my soul will become a girl. I was told this by divine beings. Nature cannot be defied. The current physical incarnation that I have is a male physical body and because my soul is at least 75% feminine (souls have both energies), it causes problems with my body.

@Lucas88 can share more about the male and female energies of souls.

[Tsar]

SWIFT got bombed by a god
Struck with a mighty holy rod
Annihilated in a powerful boom
Everyone could behold the mushroom
Yeah...all the SWIFT employees are dead
The district was completely painted red
Why you might ask? Their wrongful acts
They cut off Russia and ignore Israel...facts
Bowing to corrupt American foreign machinations
Well, maybe the hegemon deserves many annihilations
Yeah...I want America to burn in the flames of damnation
Their empire will fall to total ruin! A divine proclamation!
Let the West forevermore become a place of nevermore
Most women become whores and all the rich become poor
All the West will lose their illusory mirage of power
Let all their Elites die in the rubble of their ivory tower
This is the sweet glory of the turning of the tides
America and the West will be cast to the sides
BRICS and Russia will rise to glory and reign
While NATO will be left as a total ash stain

Disclaimer: I'm bored and sometimes I write poems. Maybe I shouldn't read the news much but I am pumped up for apocalyptic poems over funny poems at the moment. My writing goes in cycles. My political beliefs do play a role in what I write. I just don't like the thought of living in America and the world needs to lose America as a hegemon. America needs to lose its ability to project power. I'm also sharing songs from my playlist.

I deleted almost all my data and lost a lot so I'm bored. I luckily have a data backup to recover most of my music and art really soon.





@Lucas88 @Pixel--Dude

[88jose88]

You're amazing for writing this,Russia is a world foundational civilization,anglo rats are nothing but genocidal weimar kikes.

[Pixel--Dude]

SWIFT got bombed by a god
Struck with a mighty holy rod
Annihilated in a powerful boom
Everyone could behold the mushroom
Yeah...all the SWIFT employees are dead
The district was completely painted red
Why you might ask? Their wrongful acts
They cut off Russia and ignore Israel...facts
Bowing to corrupt American foreign machinations
Well, maybe the hegemon deserves many annihilations
Yeah...I want America to burn in the flames of damnation
Their empire will fall to total ruin! A divine proclamation!
Let the West forevermore become a place of nevermore
Most women become whores and all the rich become poor
All the West will lose their illusory mirage of power
Let all their Elites die in the rubble of their ivory tower
This is the sweet glory of the turning of the tides
America and the West will be cast to the sides
BRICS and Russia will rise to glory and reign
While NATO will be left as a total ash stain

Disclaimer: I'm bored and sometimes I write poems. Maybe I shouldn't read the news much but I am pumped up for apocalyptic poems over funny poems at the moment. My writing goes in cycles. My political beliefs do play a role in what I write. I just don't like the thought of living in America and the world needs to lose America as a hegemon. America needs to lose its ability to project power. I'm also sharing songs from my playlist.

I deleted almost all my data and lost a lot so I'm bored. I luckily have a data backup to recover most of my music and art really soon.





@Lucas88 @Pixel--Dude

I like the poem, but you write as though Russia and NATO don't all shit in the same pot. All of these assholes in power, whether it be Russian or American, are all under the control of the Jews and WEF anyway. Personally, I think all of then deserve to collapse and be replaced with new governments.

[MrMan]

From what I've read, depression, suicide, and other things like that can still be a problem after trans surgery. The problem is in the mind and soul.

I talked to this guy once who did street evangelism. He said sometimes he could perceive a spirit on men and knew they were being tempted by homosexually. He'd ask if the man had been watching porn. He believed the spirit that was on that would get on the men and tempt them with homosexuality. I could also see a psychological component to it, where if a man spends time looking at other men's junk while he is looking with lust at the girl... as he watches 'straight' porn, that could have an impact.

[MrMan]

@Tsar,

Is the goal still to find a young blonde adult female?

[Tsar]

@Tsar,

Is the goal still to find a young blonde adult female?

Yes, my goal is still to find the "freshest females" who have reached natural maturity. Until I do, I'll be dating university girls.

I lost everything I had recently because an evil being deceived me that I would die and ifIgave it away a certain way, that I would get it back like the Pharoahs and they told me the hotel workers were Freemasons or Illumimati who were aware of the secret knowledge that I am a divine being forced to be incarnate as a human male because Demiurge somehow sabotaged my incarnation.

[Tsar]

My alligator killed Stoltenberg
It rushed him like a StarCraft zerg
Bit off a chunk of his Norwegian neck
All NATO hands were called onto deck
Only for them to be sliced off by a knife
Then would come the masterful epic strife
The alligator was a telepathic demongator
And soon it would be the greatest annihilator
Let's hear the symphony of MOABs and screams
America will have WW2 nightmarish Dresden dreams
As they say, what goes around will come around
America will become a lonely shaggy mutt in a pound
Lost it's wealth, lost its power, a butchered President
A new historical collapse as a legendary precedent
America lost it's NATO and it's NATOgator mascot
Then the alligator strangled Joe Biden with an ascot
What a heroic and noble demongator legendary beast
This fantastical beast will be given an Anglo Leader feast
Five Eyes gauged out...no more Anglo alliance...zero
This alligator...a demongator...what a legendary hero

I'm bored and in Marvel's Loki, there was a Loki alligator, so I decided to write an apocalyptic demon alligator poem tonight. I hope everyone enjoys it and finds it funny.

Disclaimer: Purely for humor. Don't take it seriously (to anyone monitoring my anti-West rhetoric)...

Cato the Elder: "Carthage must be destroyed."

Tsar of Happier Abroad: "America and NATO must be destroyed."

@Lucas88 @Pixel--Dude

[Tsar]

The Rumbling Annihilates America

Tsar was like Eren Jeager in rage
He would usher in a new global age
Cause a Rumbling of Titans to cause ruin
The end of America would come really soon
People cry and scream from inevitable doom
Foreigners can enjoy the show from satellite zoom
The cities will burn and be trampled beneath feet
A gloriously painful death is all the people will meet
And bunkers beneath the earth will be busted to rubble
Yeah! The West invited this annihilation and trouble
Unlike Eren, I'll spare the world, only crush the States
This is destined by the Norse Norns and Greek Fates
Then, from the ashes of America, I become the King
And my name will be one that the BRICS will sing
Cheering I, the new Tsar of the New American nation
The land of the Atlantic Empire, Tsar's new proclamation



Another day, another poem... this time inspired by Attack on Titan anime.

[Tsar]

Those who live by America will die
And those who mourn will bloodily lie
And then their homes will be burned
Their neighbors placed into urns
For the fate of the West is death
Hundreds of millions gasp a final breath
The Reaper of Souls will begin a harvest
And dragons will arise from their nest
They'll burn the capitals of the West
And it will be a total annihilation fest
Let the Age of Ragnarok commence
And the world will know my vehemence
My desire I have to bring civilization's end
And then all the survivors will finally bend