Tsar's Poetry

[Tsar]

Tsar wished he was a Fey girl like a Winx
Instead, the West turned him into a Jinx
Well, now you see what happens next
This Jinx will make the Elites perplexed
Take a good look at the fate of NATO HQ
When it goes BOOM from Jinx, hair so blue
The leadership will burn in intense flames
Let's permanently end all NATO war games
Sorry Brussels, but your new market is sprouts
I don't care about how much America or Ursala pouts
Stoltenberg and Ursala are in the headquarters too
And don't forget, maybe even a possible crypto Jew
America might seek to start a War on Tsar the Jinx
But the Divine Beings will turn him into Fey like a Winx
Then of course the heavens hath no fury like mine
And I'll call upon the deities, fey, daemons, and undine
The world is something I'll finally rule with no explanation
Once all my enemies burn in the flames of eternal damnation



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[Pixel--Dude]

There once was a loser called Putin
A twat who just wanted shootin'
He's got no brain
Invaded Ukraine
And profits the NATO be lootin'!

But NATO aren't really much better
A dog for the Jews like a setter
They'll steal all our cash
They're worse than a rash
A strife and war begetter

So together the people must stand
Remove NATO and Jews from the land
f**k all their wars
Those damned sons of whores
Their arses just have to be tanned!

[Tsar]

Attack on NATO

First comes America's Rumbling
The global stock markets tumbling
Mass annihilation across the States
Yeah! This Rumbling is a cruelest of fates
America's allies gathered at sea to defend
But they'll have no salvation or godsend
The world will watch NATO's forces turned to ruin
All the people will watch America's Rumbling soon
Then when America is in total ruin and rubble
Will come NATO's finale in Europe, great trouble
Like Hela from Marvel and supernatural power
Tsar will annihilate the Elites' final Ivory Tower
NATO's last bastion of military might annihilated
Oh! How this would make Tsar really, really excited!
Everyone can behold a powerless Collective West
They'll also see Tsar at his absolute imperial best
Then like Loki in Marvel, he'll make everyone kneel
Yeah! Tsar's absolute monarchist dreams will be real!

The Rumbling arrives at America's coasts and NATO's global allied fleet with all America's allies and sycophants aiding NATO gets annihilated! The entire foundation of global civilization will not just be collapse but indelibly annihilated forevermore completely forcing the entire global world order be to rebuilt and redesigned! All dollar reserves across the world will become useless! And there may even be famines since America is one of the greatest food producers!


Tsar vs. the Last of NATO in Europe would go something like this...since I would have superpowers in this scenario...

[Tsar]

The EU led by the EUnuchs
And dirty old male cucks
Filthy bastards and a queer
Provoked the Russian bear
Olaf and Macron will get mauled
Yeah! America beaten and brawled
The West will be capped at the knees
And maybe Germany will eventually freeze
No, I'm not wrong, soon everyone will know
When they're out freezing in the winter snow
Or maybe even buried in the ground below
Or bleeding out, laughed at by a cackling crow
Well, this is a new time of World War, it's cool
Putin is turning every Western leader into a fool
Those ignorant adult children need to return to school
Avenge Dugin's Daughter! Bolshevik House Von Der Leyen
Sunak, an assassin's gun to his head, will be prayin'
Well, such is the fate of the arrogant Western Elite
They'll be annihilated after they get bloodied and beat

[Tsar]

Lloyd Austin is a ghetto monkey
I imagine he laughs like a donkey
America's military led by an Uncle Tom
Let's hope DC gets leveled...say "Carpet Bomb"
Well, you know it's a sort of World War Three
Mass death in the West? A new jubilee
Cull Gen X and exterminate the Boomers
Let's give rise to Millennials and Zoomers
Blast the opulent American cities to ashes and dust
Let the imperial military of America corrode to rust
Can you remember the salute Seig Heil?
Well...NATO will eventually break as they fail
And people will starve and turn cannibal
As the West is invaded by a victorious Hannibal
People will ground Biden into a Bidenburger
And Stoltenberg becomes Stoltenburger
And Macron filleted into a File de Macron
What about crypto? Anyone's guess about Tron
Parliaments and Congress hiding out in a barn
Von Der Leyen will be poor, wearing clothes of yarn
Until she's captured and burned at the stake
And Los Angeles destroyed in a great earthquake
America's more grounded version of Pompeii
The world will behold such an apocalyptic day!
Yeah! This is doomsday and mass destruction
When it's over...the world will know my introduction
For the Age of Gods will once again begin!
And I will finally have the greatest of any grin!

[Tsar]

Earth, our world is not enough
This life has been extremely tough
My wounds...this world can't heal
Sometimes I doubt it's even real
I want to celebrate the holiday of Yule
I want a world empire of my own to rule
To be beautiful and wear a crown of gold
To live in paradise, no pain, never grow old
I'll reign as a deity over all those beneath me
The earth, the heavens, the stars, and the sea
I desire everything! I want to have it all
To stand above! To stand majestic and tall
If I can't have power in this world then it will burn
The corrupt Elites and ignorant peasants will learn
You will not oppress a deity incarnate! You will kneel!
My pain one thousand times over is what you'll feel
Stars will fall from the heavens and annihilate
While mass destruction of meteors will obliterate
I will laugh as this human civilization crashes down
In tsunamis of a modern deluge, billions will drown
From Fire, Water, Earth, Air, the Ether, and Light
The last of humanity will live in civilization's twilight
A world that I destroyed to end all who denied me power
I'll be royalty and later divine goddess in an ivory tower
In a world wiped clean of the corrupt, impure, and sinners
I'll be the one to choose kings, heroes, and all winners
Yeah! That's the life I'll have when I destroy the nations
Then I'll finally issue imperial then divine proclamations
How hath the heavens will unleash my righteous wrath
Civilization reset and history will be set on a new path
It's a price this world will pay for keeping me in strife
I'll end billions and all the nations to create my ideal life

[Tsar]

Tsar was a god and true king
Denied a crown and a ring
Sabotaged by evil Demiurge
A life the US ruined like the Purge
Well, Tsar escaped that bleak place
A prison of a life... denied love's embrace
He'll burn this entire world to ashes
Washington DC annihilated in flashes
The United Nations will together burn
Their leaders all put into a mutual urn
Earth will bow, kneel, and hail my name
Or the people too will be destroyed the same
Guns, executions, genocide, and exterminations
The forests and seeds will have more germinations
Human corpses to fertilize the plants and soil
Rivers of blood will flow and it will be thick as oil
This world will become a place of devastation and ruin
Humanity and all human civilization to receive a prune
They'll be vanquished like overgrowth, pruned with a shear
The collective who denied me love will know true fear
I'll wield the sword of vengeance and strike them down
I'll annihilate them all until I have my golden crown
They'll feel heaven's fury and fall to divine retribution
While leaders are incinerated in a marvelous execution
All will feel my sorrow and rage, as history turns a page
Freedom will die, flags will fall, and so begins a new age

[Tsar]

I wish I was born a beautiful European girl
I would be more precious than a pearl
In modern society, I would reign as a Queen
I would always be noticed and always seen
I would have many friends and a life of love
Like a Valkyrie, I would soar the heavens above
Instead, I was born as an American guy
I hate this world, often wish I could just die
My family is entirely ignorant serfs and fools
I don't have my golden crown or make any rules
I watch from afar as the corrupt reign and win
While all those who can will profiteer off sin
Maybe I'll eventually overdose and end my life
I'll become a goddess and have no earthly strife
I have no home and nowhere on Earth to belong
I know that without a girl, I'll eventually say "So long"
There's nothing in this boring, mundane world for me
I want a better world and to escape this corporeal reality

[Tsar]

Imagine if Tsar had a powerful AI
'Red Queen' says "Everyone will die!"
And so with a hack, nukes began to fly
Families across the world began to cry
Lovers, the rich, and leaders wondered why
Tsar had known cruelty, injustice, oppression
Experienced a denial of love, rejection, isolation
So he'll unleash hell on earth, total annihilation
End of Days, Ragnarok, Apocalypse, devastation
This human race will fall to absolute destruction
'Red Queen' developed asteroid belt drone tech
So when the Elite enter bunkers, they too face wreck
Asteroids fall after the nukes...there is no more defense
Tsar's ultimate justice...divine retribution...recompense
This world of despair turned into a planet of ruins
Maybe even a desert world, a lifeless world of dunes
Elon Musk was right, but it wasn't AI, it was Tsar
Tsar was the brightest of stars, a heavenly fallen star
Everyone wished they heeded the warning of Elon Musk
Now, the world has entered civilization's twilight...dusk
Then a new recreation can begin and time begin anew
If only a real version of this could really come true

(And yes, Tsar dies too and takes his rightful place as divine ruler once he returns to heavens, joining the deities, his true race. He was never a human.)

[Tsar]

People think I don't wanna work
I wish I was a girl that could twerk
I'd strip for OnlyFans and make bank
Don't care if people thought I was a skank
I'm always broke and without success as a guy
I hate America and want that country to die
Why couldn't the USSR have won the Cold War?
Too bad Reagan wasn't killed by a wild boar
I also think the Third Reich would be better
When I was young, no girl gave me a love letter
I'll destroy liberty, kill all freedom, enact justice
I'll unleash all my pure anti-American malice
I'll be like Himmler smiling and standing tall
As I watch the Statue of Liberty have a great fall
I'll be laughing more than any type of Joker
Yeah, it's also because I couldn't play strip poker
If I were a girl, my life would be of glitter and glam
I'd be happy, living it up, and famous on Instagram
Now, America, if not the world, has to face the fire
They'll burn when I cast them all into infernal hellfire

[Tsar]

My Navarros girl Chantel is back
And this time she's painting it black
I almost forget, there'll also be red
That's cause she'll leave thousands dead
She'll be going to the state of Tennessee
Putting a bullet in a billionaire, Hennessy
We are gonna loot the diamonds and gold
Yeah! She brutal! His children won't grow old
What do you expect of a girl from a cartel
Yeah! Cold, cruel, and captivating Chantel
She knows when to love and when to kill
She'll shoot the mother after the terrible shrill
Then we'll go to a sorority to have some fun
We'll send all those girls screaming, on the run
We'll hunt them down and make them sex slaves
Before we kill every last one of the political knaves
We'll walk into the office of Senator Chuck Schumer
Yeah! We'll kill that filthy American Jewish Boomer
Nancy Pelosi will get her turn, trapped in her house
She'll burn, squawking, burning alive, a roasting grouse
This slaughter ain't about drugs, snitches, or cartel war
Who knows? Maybe we will even take out Al Gore
And we'll gun down every Clinton, Obama, and Bush
They'd better start packing and run to Hindu Kush
Yeah! This ain't no V for Vendetta but it's very close
We're turning America into a total slaughter house

Just another dark poem about America. I used the apocalyptic theme too much now so I switched to writing about the cartel character Chantel that I created. The first poem with Chantel is probably in the Racist Poetry section but it wasn't racist, just NSFW.

[MrMan]

@Tsar,

Is the goal still to find a young blonde adult female?

Yes, my goal is still to find the "freshest females" who have reached natural maturity. Until I do, I'll be dating university girls.

I lost everything I had recently because an evil being deceived me that I would die and ifIgave it away a certain way, that I would get it back like the Pharoahs and they told me the hotel workers were Freemasons or Illumimati who were aware of the secret knowledge that I am a divine being forced to be incarnate as a human male because Demiurge somehow sabotaged my incarnation.

I would encourage you to a find a Christian who is experienced in deliverance ministry, casting out demons, and things like that. Spend time reading the Bible and praying. If the voice tells you not to, don't listen to it.

[Tsar]

I'm gonna start myself a Wizarding War
Magical destruction hasn't happened before
Not gonna be like a Grindelwald or Voldemort
I'm gonna annihilate every last NATO port
I'll destroy the Presidency and seize the Ministry
I'll be victorious and write world history
And don't think Wall Street will remain standing
Or that sluts can avoid a brutal BDSM rough handling
I'm gonna start a total war and continue to the finish
And yeah! I'll even unleash fire to conquer the Finnish
The Collective West is something this world won't miss
And unlike Adolf Hitler, I'll also conquer the Swiss
All the world will grovel and kneel when I demand
And with fire, crystal will coat Middle Eastern sand
This entire world is gonna become completely ravaged
Yeah! In the early days of my war, humanity gets savaged
I'll wear my crown of gold and burn those who don't cheer
Like Daenerys, people didn't choose love, they chose fear
So burn I must until ashes rain from the sky like snow
Innumerable corpses become a feast for a crow
This is a story of blood and fire, rage and fury
There will no more trials with judge and jury
All will answer to the law of the imperial crown
Otherwise in fire and water the people will drown
I'll find myself the most beautiful girl as my Tsarina
While I launch a globalization of the Russian Oprichnina
The girl that becomes my Tsarina will be a beautiful teen
I'll crown her Koroleva, she'll become my Russian Queen
I'll laugh throughout the purges, a hailstorm of gunfire
While some musicians play me Imperial Roman lyre
I'll attend State Executions and bakers will serve me cake
The Elites and Ruling Class of NATO burned at the stake
I'll have the world's greatest hunt and drag out those rats
I'll order my Imperial Army to even execute their brats
I'll end the banks, the media, the cinema, and porn
No one will be eating GMO, especially GMO corn
Most of the Jewry will be sent to the American camp
With all the mentally retarded and every drunkard tramp
I'll live a lavish life with everything that I ever desired
And all those dead knaves who oppressed and conspired
Their world will be painted red in the blood of humanity
Set a record for war crimes, aggression, and inhumanity
I'll sit upon the imperial throne watching bows and nods
All this will herald a new age and the return of the gods

A mix of pop culture, media, history, and other things went into writing this poem.

[Tsar]

@Tsar,

Is the goal still to find a young blonde adult female?

Yes, my goal is still to find the "freshest females" who have reached natural maturity. Until I do, I'll be dating university girls.

I lost everything I had recently because an evil being deceived me that I would die and ifIgave it away a certain way, that I would get it back like the Pharoahs and they told me the hotel workers were Freemasons or Illumimati who were aware of the secret knowledge that I am a divine being forced to be incarnate as a human male because Demiurge somehow sabotaged my incarnation.

I would encourage you to a find a Christian who is experienced in deliverance ministry, casting out demons, and things like that. Spend time reading the Bible and praying. If the voice tells you not to, don't listen to it.

I thought about that last summer but I read they cast out everything and not everything is evil or a demon. I don't believe in the Abrahamic path anymore. At best it's worship to a foreign god of the Jews. I've read other books that resonate more with me. The Bible never felt like it was something that attracted me but I might eventually read it to understand certain people, but if I wanted to read anything, I should just start with the Torah and Talmud. Christianity is just an expansion of Judaism mostly for non-Jews and destroyed the native religions of Europe and elsewhere. I'll eventually read the Bible if I ever have time. I often need to vibe with books to read them.

I do need to get better at realizing what beings are good and what are evil. I fell for the tricks of evil beings. I've been somewhat depressed about it now. When the other beings, especially the good ones, interact with me, I do much better emotionally, but evil beings are toxic to my emotions. At the moment, I'm just back to being me after realizing being too positive and actually loving everything in this corrupt world was a lie of evil. It's impossible to love everything in a world as corrupted as our world.

[Tsar]

Yo! My Navarros Girl is bad and back
And she's gonna do another whack
She's no hoe, she's a bad sexy bitch
She sometimes streams herself on Twitch
She's not only a pro killer, she's also hot
But this Navarros girl of mine isn't a thot
Another American billionaire will die
His wife is a goyim whore that's bi
Yeah! Like most, the guy's a rich Jew
Billionaire Jews...a disease like a viral flu
His name was the stereotype Shlomo
He had a gay brother, yeah, a Homo
Chantel and her crew began to kill
When they started it gave them a thrill
They massacred the servants of the house
They shot Sarah, Shlomo's wife, through her blouse
Then there was a newly born baby called Chris
He was so young that he hadn't even had a bris
Shlomo watched in tears as his family died
Chantel succeeded, Shlomo's heart broke, he cried
No rest for the wicked, no mercy for a Robber Baron
Then in walked his last and favorite daughter, Sharon
She was taken to the room, dragged by her long hair
Her corrupt rich father was forced to watch, to stare
Chantel put a gun to the girl's head and blew me a kiss
She then coldly said "Your family is one we won't miss"
Then she pulled the trigger and blew out Sharon's brain
The blood and brains splattered like a crimson rain
Shlomo screamed "Why? Why? You're worse than Nazis!"
And Chantel replied "You were all thieving Ashkenazis!"
Then she killed the Jew patriarch, next we looted the gold
Thankfully, another plutocratic family will never grow old
We stole the art, the antiques, gems, and their jewelry too
There was a Rolex collection that was still completely new
Her crew stole all the luxury cars including a Lamborghini
We also got cash...and we would never eat cheap linguini
This was another day of mass slaughter and luxury loot
We'll visit Japan to meet the Yakuza and eat melon fruit