Dr. Quack Counsels Winston - WTF?!

[Winston]

Here he poses as a duck asking for advice to my friend John Benneth, posing as an oracle, about me. It starts in the middle of this video after some of John's antics.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBdJ_DmsLW0[/youtube]

Description:

On 14 JAN 2010, General Quack contacted Winston Wu (operator of the http://www.HappierAbroad.com website) asking him to reconsider the debaucherous life he leads now that he has a son. Winston has been a valiant warrior against the skeptic crowd and is a stage actor friend of John Benneth (YouTube's Bandershot), but his behavior is scandalous, hurtful to women, hurtful to the mother of his son, and ultimately self-destructive.

Therefore, Dr. Quack proposed that Winston's public persona of basically soft-porn and womanizing might be transformed over time into something great and American patriot....if only Winston might desire to serve a cause greater than himself. Wu...Winston Wu...is an Asian who speaks a few languages, travels well, has lost his earlier wallflower ways, and -- if able to conquer his psychiatric difficulties among a childhood of torturous rejection by peers, deep anger, and extreme narcissism brought on by existence in psychological Regression....Dr. Quack believes no man is impossible to redeem or abandoned by God.

Outside of this, there is only one stud in all the world and that is Sir Ducksalot. Rescuer of the Queen; All princesses want him; All men want to be him. There is a difference between a lover of all the world's women, quack defense of their virtues, and a blatant womanizer. Dr. Quack shall proceed to provide public counseling and suggestion of homeopathic remedy to Winston Wu in the hopes that he may find his way.

PSYCHIC ORACLE, MOLA -- Played by John Benneth (YouTube's Bandershot; http://www.ScienceofHomeopathy.com)

DR. QUACK -- http://www.MolecularDyne.com
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[Nate]

Heh why would you want to work for the U.S. government? Seriously. It's a stifling bureaucracy full of middle aged midwestern type fairly conservative white people who look at the world in shades of black or white to the detriment of usually anyone who gets in the way of U.S. "interests." This wouldn't be a bad thing altogether but usually the interests are corporate or economic in nature and have nothing to do with freedom or anything of that sort.

Also if you think about it the intel gathering ability of the U.S. has been a joke and events of the past decade has pretty much proven that. The only place where it's glamorous is in Hollywood where CIA agents are kickass super suave guys like Jason Bourne. In reality they are just pencil pushing Dilbert types who get by on a government paycheck and do the dirty work of politicians and other demagogues.

No offense Winston but you also are pretty far from their ideal. They tend to target super wealthy American expats or corporate industrialist types who are willing to provide cover for them.

Not only that, but I am not corruptible and they want people who have no morals or conscience and believe that the ends justify the means too. I do have the resourcefulness and cunning to be a spy, but not the character.

Remember that movie where Matt Damon is some genius prodigy, and the CIA recruits him for intelligence work? I wonder if that happens in real life, where some child prodigy gets approached by intelligence operatives offering them a career. lol

Do any of you have any idea what intelligence ops really do? It seems not, so you might take the time to inform yourself. From cartoonish caricatures of dashing James Bond types to inept bumbling pencil pushers, those opinions seem informed more by political point of view than fact. Just like the military, there are people who work in offices, and those who do not. If you ever meet any of these actual field operatives , you will realize just how far off you are.

Beyond that...ya'all should stay on your meds!

[Mr S]

Yeah, I think there is a subconscious affiliation to his chosen persona name more then he realizes. Why would someone waste their time with useless dribble instead of putting efforts into something more constructive? I can't even understand what the puppets are saying half the time. There are some really lonely men out there in America land crying for help and attention...