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How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

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Re: How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

Postby Jonny Law » Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:56 pm

-HEAVEN FOR CHUBBY CHASERS-
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Re: How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

Postby sir_robert007 » Tue Apr 26, 2016 6:24 am

droid wrote:
I think he is avant garde actually. At the rate things are decaying everywhere, the south pacific might be the last HA refuge



My thoughts exactly. From what I have been researching on the internet and watching on youtube Tongans are a people that are still raised with family values and morals, something that is rapidly disappearing in western nations especially the US. Modest dress is also expected even when swimming. Tonga is also a deeply Christian nation were Sundays are devoted entirely to church, most businesses and shops being closed. Tongans also have a strong sense of cultural identity and pride being the only Polynesian country that has never been ruled by a foreign power.
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Re: How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

Postby Cornfed » Thu Apr 27, 2017 5:04 am

Does anyone know about the sexual mores of Tongan females? Some female seasonal workers have moved in next door. I'm considering hitting on them, but I'm a little worried about ending up in the cooking pot.
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Re: How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

Postby Jonny Law » Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:57 am


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Are American women too skinny for you?
https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/unexpected-countries-that-are-more-obese-than-the/

and New Zealand- SUPER FEMINISTS c**ts
http://www.returnofkings.com/88196/6-reasons-new-zealand-women-worst-western-world
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Re: How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

Postby Cornfed » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:46 am

Jonny Law wrote:
Jonny Law Review

Samoa, Tonga- BBW, super huge women! If you are a chubby chaser you will be in heaven.
Are American women too skinny for you?
https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/unexpected-countries-that-are-more-obese-than-the/

and New Zealand- SUPER FEMINISTS c**ts
http://www.returnofkings.com/88196/6-reasons-new-zealand-women-worst-western-world

I know all that but I'm talking about the Tongan females living next door to me, not all Tongan females. All I want to know is whether they are likely to beat the shit out of me for hitting on them, which, being Tongan, they are at least collectively able to do.
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Re: How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

Postby Cornfed » Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:14 am

This is serious. Does no-one know about Tongan females?
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Re: How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

Postby MarcosZeitola » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:05 am

Cornfed wrote:This is serious. Does no-one know about Tongan females?


I knew a Tongan girl who had a White Australian boyfriend. She was 17 and he was 29. He was often away for work and she would cheat on him a lot. She would even talk about it, publicly and shamelessly. She was kind of pretty because she was mixed with Italian. The pure ones tend to have shoulders that would make The Rock jealous, broad, flat noses and Neanderthal-like brow ridges. Not my type, but I suppose if you want strong progeny, this is the sort of woman that would produce it for you.
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Re: How is it in Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand?

Postby Cornfed » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:49 am

MarcosZeitola wrote:
Cornfed wrote:This is serious. Does no-one know about Tongan females?


I knew a Tongan girl who had a White Australian boyfriend. She was 17 and he was 29. He was often away for work and she would cheat on him a lot. She would even talk about it, publicly and shamelessly. She was kind of pretty because she was mixed with Italian. The pure ones tend to have shoulders that would make The Rock jealous, broad, flat noses and Neanderthal-like brow ridges. Not my type, but I suppose if you want strong progeny, this is the sort of woman that would produce it for you.

Well, I find the prettier ones hawt. I like big, shapely females. Yes, most of them are not the kind one could easily physically dominate, but that is part of the short term appeal. None of this has been helpful. Does anyone have any actual knowledge?
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