Winston Wu for President

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Natural_Born_Cynic wrote:
December 24th, 2023, 8:41 am
If Winston Wu becomes president

1) Definitely Legalize Prostitution in America.
2) Purge all the Social Justice Warriors, Feminists and others. Shut down all Feminist, leftist, mainstream news outlet.
3) Winston's E Book will be required reading in School curriculums. Kids will also study about Winston's childhood and biography and they will be on
State Exams.
4) The Mainstream media will constantly talk about how American men are lonely and how American women and society sucks
5) The Mainstream media will constantly talk about conspiracy theories like Flat Earth, Hitler is a good guy, Reptilian Humanoids, Murphy's Law,
NPCs, Demiurge, Archons, etc.
6) Forcing all American women to go on a diet, be more feminine, be more intellectual, be more wholesome, etc like women from 1970's America.
7) Subsidize all overseas travel expenses for Lonely White Males, Lonely Black Males and Lonely Asian Males and constantly encourage them to go "abroad". :lol:
8.) Let Taiwan be taken over by China and end U.S military protection of Taiwan. President Wu will be pro China and Russia. :wink:
9) Put anyone who criticizes President Wu in Jail or reeducation camp. Because you know, President Wu is always right, and the most logical and most freethinking Asian of all time in this planet.
I would definitely vote for @Winston if he ran for president :lol:

What would your policies actually be, Winston?
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Re: Winston Wu for President

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Pixel--Dude wrote:
December 26th, 2023, 7:52 am
Natural_Born_Cynic wrote:
December 24th, 2023, 8:41 am
If Winston Wu becomes president

1) Definitely Legalize Prostitution in America.
2) Purge all the Social Justice Warriors, Feminists and others. Shut down all Feminist, leftist, mainstream news outlet.
3) Winston's E Book will be required reading in School curriculums. Kids will also study about Winston's childhood and biography and they will be on
State Exams.
4) The Mainstream media will constantly talk about how American men are lonely and how American women and society sucks
5) The Mainstream media will constantly talk about conspiracy theories like Flat Earth, Hitler is a good guy, Reptilian Humanoids, Murphy's Law,
NPCs, Demiurge, Archons, etc.
6) Forcing all American women to go on a diet, be more feminine, be more intellectual, be more wholesome, etc like women from 1970's America.
7) Subsidize all overseas travel expenses for Lonely White Males, Lonely Black Males and Lonely Asian Males and constantly encourage them to go "abroad". :lol:
8.) Let Taiwan be taken over by China and end U.S military protection of Taiwan. President Wu will be pro China and Russia. :wink:
9) Put anyone who criticizes President Wu in Jail or reeducation camp. Because you know, President Wu is always right, and the most logical and most freethinking Asian of all time in this planet.
I would definitely vote for @Winston if he ran for president :lol:

What would your policies actually be, Winston?
Winston's Policy
No Bros left behind: All young American males can apply to overseas travel program and they can receive government stipend or tax credit on Overseas travel and overseas expenses such as dating, hookers, hotels, and food. All young American males will also receive full academic support/mental health assistance and will not be discriminated by the educational system and institution of higher learning. Affirmative action quota for women and LGBQT will be eliminated.

Get Informed now: All Americans are required to be informed of all conspiracy theories, Aliens, Matrix, Demiurge, Reptilian humanoids, metaphysical, spiritual stuff. They will be in the school curriculum and all students will have to take a "Conspiracy theory Class" in High School and have a State Test on them. If they don't pass then they will have to retake the class to Graduate.

Equalization Act: Women will be forced by the government to be more feminine, go on a diet, be more intellectual, pleasing, and care about men's welfare. Most Women will be urged to be stay at home mothers and bear children. Most will be barred from business, politics, and legal and women are not allowed to vote anymore. Women who commit adultery will be imprisoned for five years and women who commit false rape accusation will be imprisoned for five years. In divorce, women is only entitled 10% of men's assets and entitled to very limited alimony and limited amount of child support. Taking out most women in the workforce will increase the remaining men's wages by two to three times as employers are forced to accommodate men. Women who commit hypergamy by marrying a rich millionaire, billionaire class will be shunned and will not be entitled to men's assets and others in divorce.

Anti LGBTQ Act: All homosexuals will be sent to re-education camps. LGBTQ propagandists will be arrested and imprisoned. LGBTQ will not be allowed in Winston's America

Anti GMO ACt: All GMO frankenfood will be abolished.

Jewish Exclusion Act: All Jews will be kicked out of their position and will be exiled to Europe and other places.

Taiwan exclusion Act: The U.S will not protect Taiwan anymore. China can have Taiwan.
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