The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

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The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

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Optimist - The glass is half full

Pessimist - The glass is half empty

Feminist - The glass is being raped :lol:
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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Re: The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

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Ghost wrote:
jamesbond wrote:Optimist - The glass is half full

Pessimist - The glass is half empty

Feminist - The glass is being raped :lol:
Why is the glass half full?

Feminist: Because patriarchy!

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Feminists love to blame the patriarchy for everything. :lol:
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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I was imagining a picture of Winston in a glass, and wondering how a Feminist Version of this was going to work.
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^ What a weird bunch of people. :lol:
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That was a good one.... :lol: :lol:
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