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The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

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The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

Post by jamesbond » May 13th, 2015, 1:47 pm

Optimist - The glass is half full

Pessimist - The glass is half empty

Feminist - The glass is being raped
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Re: The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

Post by jamesbond » August 4th, 2016, 5:10 pm

Ghost wrote:
jamesbond wrote:Optimist - The glass is half full

Pessimist - The glass is half empty

Feminist - The glass is being raped
:lol:
Why is the glass half full?

Feminist: Because patriarchy!

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Feminists love to blame the patriarchy for everything. :lol:
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Re: The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

Post by pandabear » August 14th, 2016, 5:12 pm

I was imagining a picture of Winston in a glass, and wondering how a Feminist Version of this was going to work.

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Re: The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

Post by pandabear » August 15th, 2016, 1:47 am

^ What a weird bunch of people. :lol:

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Re: The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

Post by starchild5 » August 15th, 2016, 2:28 am

That was a good one.... :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Feminist Version of "The Glass is Half Full"

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