American women = OWNED!

[odbo]

The wealthy men in this country who have foreign brides, compared to the number of wealthy foreigners who are married to American women is a number that should tell you all need to know about how desirable foreign men consider you. Marrying an American woman is the biggest mistake one can make. They are like maintaining a white elephant. They are most likely to ditch you in old age. Why do American women talk through their noses? You know, that horrible whiney nasal delivery that so many American females affect. Personally I find it so grating and unpleasant that I often have to turn off newscasts and videos as I can't stand listening to it. Listen to a German woman or a Japanese woman or to any other kind of woman talking. They speak normally from the mouth and throat. But from the nose? Yech!

bahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[odbo]

I didn't get any responses, do any of you know why they talk like that? Think Fran Fine from "The Nanny" (New York accent) but even worse! And in a patrionising tone! Where or when did it begin?? No man on earth finds that appealing.

American women aren't just annoying and fat, they're useless! They whine more than they work. Foreign women wipe the floor with them. You heifers and whores are officially owned!

[OutWest]

The wealthy men in this country who have foreign brides, compared to the number of wealthy foreigners who are married to American women is a number that should tell you all need to know about how desirable foreign men consider you. Marrying an American woman is the biggest mistake one can make. They are like maintaining a white elephant. They are most likely to ditch you in old age. Why do American women talk through their noses? You know, that horrible whiney nasal delivery that so many American females affect. Personally I find it so grating and unpleasant that I often have to turn off newscasts and videos as I can't stand listening to it. Listen to a German woman or a Japanese woman or to any other kind of woman talking. They speak normally from the mouth and throat. But from the nose? Yech!

bahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not many American women in my neck of the woods...in fact, I NEVER remember seeing one
in my neighborhood...guess I was just born lucky...

Outwest
Misamis Oriental, Mindanao

[odbo]

She's telling California, the 4th largest economy in the world, it can "be rich in cotton... silk worms"

[ErikHeaven]

and ah em well". I think primarily American White girls talk in that nasal whiny way because they either think its sexy or cute. I wish someone would tell them its quite annoying to hear this. I could only listen to a few seconds of that video before i turned it off.
Imagine sleeping next to that. Not only that everywhere you look all of these American women have on flip flops and pajamas on. Look you cannot run with flip flops on so you are easier to be assaulted or raped. Same thing with pajamas just pull them down and do your business. They really do not think about anything do they?

[odbo]

[odbo]

classy as always!

men know american women are only good for one thing..

..arguing!

[odbo]

How can any man stand her, is she Asian-American? If you're ever abroad and homesick about America just watch that video and it will cure you!


Anglo-Asian women are generally very obnoxious and perhaps even more mentally unstable than their White/Anglo counterparts. This one from CNN married MAURY, (an obviously homosexual Jew) to advance her career!





These two Asian-Ameriskank journalists, probably used to getting their way because they are women in mangina land, broke North Korean law and were imprisoned for several months and sentenced to 12 years in a labour camp before they were pardoned. Maybe they weren't so whiny and entitled when they came back to their husbands, for a while at least.

[odbo]

I thought of something. Since Winston attracts bullying like no one else I've come across, but is also very greedy and too lazy to work, why doesn't he marry such a woman then start an online 24/7 candid-camera reality show. People (like all the rivals and enemies he's made over the years) would pay to watch him whine and suffer at the hands of such a woman. Or better yet send his story down to Hollywood and maybe he'd get on the tv with a professional camera-crew following him around filming his thoughts and shenanigans and deterioration into a middle-aged fat blob. I think it has promise. People are attracted to watching screw ups because it makes them feel better about themselves. And the "beta male" market is huge. And television executives love over-representation of racial minorities while an "outside of the box" Asian is hard to find.

[jamesbond]

I thought of something. Since Winston attracts bullying like no one else I've come across, but is also very greedy and too lazy to work, why doesn't he marry such a woman then start an online 24/7 candid-camera reality show. I think it has promise. People are attracted to watching screw ups because it makes them feel better about themselves. And the "beta male" market is huge.

I think if Winston had he's own reality tv show, the ratings would be very good. He could be the Asian "Hugh Hefner" and show American men what life is like with foreign women.

We could see the good, the bad and the ugly of what Winston's life is like when he travels to foreign countries and tries to meet girls.

[Mr S]

She's telling California, the 4th largest economy in the world, it can "be rich in cotton... silk worms"

She sounds like my 7 year old daughter trying to explaining economics, actually my daughter could probably give an easier to understand explanation.

I bet her tits have done more thinking and talking for her and that is how she has gotten through life so far, there is no other way to explain it. Big tits will let you go a long way nowadays.

[anamericaninbangkok]

I thought of something. Since Winston attracts bullying like no one else I've come across, but is also very greedy and too lazy to work, why doesn't he marry such a woman then start an online 24/7 candid-camera reality show. I think it has promise. People are attracted to watching screw ups because it makes them feel better about themselves. And the "beta male" market is huge.

I think if Winston had he's own reality tv show, the ratings would be very good. He could be the Asian "Hugh Hefner" and show American men what life is like with foreign women.

We could see the good, the bad and the ugly of what Winston's life is like when he travels to foreign countries and tries to meet girls.

I gotta admit, this is some pretty funny shit.

Who was that Asian guy who used to do the late night commercials where he was always on a yacht with beautiful women? Can't remember his name but it must have been 25 years ago or so.

[Mr S]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Vu

Tom Vu

Tommy Vu
Nickname(s) Tommy
Residence Orlando, Florida
World Series of Poker
Money finish(es) 4
Highest ITM
Main Event finish 22nd, 2005
Information accurate as of 25 February 2010.

Tuan "Tommy" Vu is a Vietnamese-American poker player, real estate investor and speaker best remembered as an infomercial personality in the late 1980s and early 1990s.

His late night infomercial featured Vu surrounded by luxury items: mansions, yachts, expensive cars and most visibly, collections of young bikini clad women. He promoted his free 90-minute seminar to learn the same secrets he used to make millions. As a Vietnamese immigrant, he presented himself as the classic "rags to riches" story.
Vu's investment theory involved finding "distressed" properties: foreclosures, bankruptcies, divorces, tax liens, and selling them at a profit.
Vu's somewhat loose grasp of the English language and his use of beautiful models as backdrops made him one of the more humorous and memorable personalities of the infomercial genre.
Formerly of Longwood, Florida and later a California resident, Vu has retired from real estate and lives in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Professional poker career

Vu continues his parallel career as a tournament poker player. As of 2010, he has won more than $1,500,000 in casino poker tournaments, including a second place finish in a no limit Texas hold 'em event at the 2007 World Series of Poker[1] and a 22nd place finish at the 2005 World Series of Poker championship event.[2] His 4 cashes at the WSOP account for $678,633 of his lifetime tournament winnings.
In April 2006, he finished ninth in the Season Five World Poker Tour championship event, earning $216,585.

Quotes

"Are you man enough to get off your lazy American ass and go to Vu’s seminars?"
"A lot of your friends will tell you, 'Don't come to the seminar. It's a get-rich-quick plan.' Well, tell them, it is a get-rich-quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow."
"Tom Vu says his system is different than other experts'."
"Okay. You've seen me make a lot of money. You've seen my students who are average people make a lot of money. Isn't it about time for you to go out and make a lot of money?"
"Don't say someday you will do it. Someday may never come. Come to my free 90-minute seminar now."
"There's two kinds of work in America: hard work and smart work. Which one are you doing now?"
"This is not a country club! This is my house!"
"Are you afraid to ask your Boss for the day off to come to my seminar? Well then you don't deserve to be rich"
"Today I'm gonna show you how to drive a sports car. First, you need a lot of money!"
"Don't listen to your friends. They're losers!"
"Do you think these girls like me? NO, they like my money!"
"At first I got lots of discouragement from friends and stranger who are loser! You know what these people kept telling me? They kept saying, 'Well Tom Vu, you a crazy nut, here you are, a poor immigrant, poor minority, speak no English, no contact, on and on, and you trying to be rich in America! You crazy, man! Look at people out there! They smarter than you are, they not even rich! Who are you to try?' And you know what? I have to keep telling these people every time, I kept saying, 'You are loser! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!'"

References in popular culture

Tom Vu was lampooned in the fourth-season Family Guy episode "Brian Sings and Swings".
Tom Vu is mentioned in the lyric "I'm like Tom Vu with yachts and mansions" in the song "Professor Booty" on the album Check Your Head by American hip hop group the Beastie Boys.
"Johnny Vong" appeared on Castle episode "Sucker Punch", clearly inspired by Tom Vu.
Courage the Cowardly Dog featured an episode where Di Lung is shown in an infomercial with beautiful women and may be a recurring character inspired by Tom Vu.
Tom Vu made an appearance in "Peace, Love and Understanding," the second pilot episode of Beavis and Butt-head.
Tom Vu is referenced in the title of a song by Unagi Patrol on the Highways Over Gardens compilation album on the Carpet Bomb record label.
A recurring gag on the animated series King of the Hill involves a get-rich-quick infomercial featuring an Asian spokesman named "Dr. Money," parodying Tom Vu's videos. In one episode, Kahn Souphanousinphone creates a similar persona named "Dr. Quarters".
The Rich Jerk website was loosely based on Tom Vu
The 2013 movie Pain & Gain features a profane and sexist Asian mogul named Johnny Wu (played by Ken Jeong) who promotes a get-rich-quick scheme using the same tactics used by Tom Vu.

[anamericaninbangkok]

Tom Vu, that's him. Funny stuff. I remember watching his infomercials just thinking, "It can't be true." Maybe it was but he made for good TV. Del Dotto was another. I looked him up, he now has a wine vineyard in Napa Valley. Unreal...