Could Having a Brunette = a DEATH SENTENCE?

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Not_Without_A_Fight
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Could Having a Brunette = a DEATH SENTENCE?

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The newest of a growing line of articles again emphasizing the key reasons WHY you SHOULD NOT chance living with a Brunette:

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12 ... rrel?lite=

Luckily for the man (THIS time!) that she didn't wait till he had already fallen asleep...

http://letter9.wordpress.com/2008/01/04 ... w-defense/
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And it appears that they keep getting younger and younger while learning TO kill...

http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/wva-t ... -of-friend
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Re: Could Having a Brunette = a DEATH SENTENCE?

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Not_Without_A_Fight wrote:The newest of a growing line of articles again emphasizing the key reasons WHY you SHOULD NOT chance living with a Brunette:
Luckily for me, I have always preferred blondes! :lol:
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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And The Brunette's Body Counts Continues

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Gosh even for a Brunette this young gal HAD been seriously 'working' OVER-time... :shock:

Teen Satanist: I've Killed at Least 22 Throughout Country
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tee ... try-n31481
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Post by Not_Without_A_Fight »

Looks like even having one as your Mom COULD spell a DEATH sentence... :(

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mot ... ion-n62131

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/missing- ... e-17060685
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Post by Not_Without_A_Fight »

And the cases just seem to KEEP pouring on it. I'm tellin' ya there IS a pattern here guys. Sheesh..!


Arizona Woman Gets Life Term For Hammer Killing (of her SLEEPING [Life insurance meal ticket]Husband)
http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/arizo ... er-killing

Utah Mom Kills Her 7 Newborn Babies One-by-One
http://www.allthingscrimeblog.com/2014/ ... ne-by-one/[/b]
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I work with a young brunette as a coworker at my part time job and she is f***ing INSANE! As in legitimately out of her mind.
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Post by Jester »

So I never quite understood the ending of Basic Instinct. Who was the real killer?

Jean Tripplehorn...
http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/13/31/32/29 ... 60x540.jpg
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Or Sharon Stone?
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LOL amusing thread. Not sure I would judge solely on hair color. I'm fond of brunettes. I've known many of all hair colors that were all equally batshit crazy haha

I've often wondered if women are just genetically more prone to expressing the human crazy gene than men.
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Post by Not_Without_A_Fight »

Starting to look like this dilemma applies to Brunette 'Moms' as well.
Some of us STILL remember you Kyron Horman...


Mother Charged in Death of Chronically Ill 5-Year-Old
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-court ... ld-n135566 :(
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Now this bar-hopping Brunette found herself a new way to 'pick up' men...

US Woman Jailed for Driving with Dying Man on Hood
http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/us-wo ... an-on-hood
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Not_Without_A_Fight wrote:Now this bar-hopping Brunette found herself a new way to 'pick up' men...

US Woman Jailed for Driving with Dying Man on Hood
http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/us-wo ... an-on-hood
I remember reading this story when it first came out, I couldn't believe it at first.

It just goes to show you how screwed up some women really are. She was driving her car with a dead man on her hood before some people in other automobiles forced her to stop her car. :shock:
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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jamesbond wrote:
Not_Without_A_Fight wrote:Now this bar-hopping Brunette found herself a new way to 'pick up' men...

US Woman Jailed for Driving with Dying Man on Hood
http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/us-wo ... an-on-hood
I remember reading this story when it first came out, I couldn't believe it at first.

It just goes to show you how screwed up some women really are. She was driving her car with a dead man on her hood before some people in other automobiles forced her to stop her car. :shock:
The irony is thick with this one. She was a substance abuse counselor who hit the poor bastard while drunk, and smoked a cigarette while bystanders tried to help the dying man. :roll:
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