This is why guys can't get a date online

OzGuy · Post by **OzGuy** » January 3rd, 2013, 11:49 am

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Last year I did a lot of online dating. Here are my tips:

1. This is perhaps my only real tip. MOVE THINGS OFFLINE FAST. Online dating isn't weird. Telling a random stranger on the internet your entire life story IS weird. And the more you reveal online, the less you'll have to talk about when you meet. And the more they reveal online, the less they'll seem like what you'd imagined.

2. Okay, maybe this tip is real too. Trust your instincts. You don't want to have a second date with every guy you meet in the produce department or at the parking meter. You don't have to give every online date a second chance either. I'm sure my number of online dates last year was somewhere between twenty and thirty, of which THREE led to second dates and ZERO led to third dates.

3. Wear whatever the f**k you want. Chances are really, really, really good you're not going to like the guy, so it won't matter anyways.

4. Go somewhere that you can extricate yourself from quickly. Meeting for drinks? Go right after work or after dinner, but not in that pre-dinner time during which your date might want to order an appetizer and you'll feel like you have to stick around while he finishes it. Coffee? Aim for the hour before the coffee shop closes (and order herbal tea so you'll be able to sleep when you get home).

5. Block everyone. I rotate between profiles on three sites in a city of 1.1 million. I've blocked more than 600 people from messaging me. Blocking every guy that sends you a message that says "hey" makes YOU feel in control.

6. Consider some kind of spreadsheet. I know some guy got publicly humiliated for his spreadsheeting, so be discreet, but once you're at the point where you've blocked 600 men you start to have a hard time remembering who you have and haven't communicated with. I've also received messages from TWO guys I've been out with IN PERSON who didn't seem to recall us going out. If only they'd been spreadsheeters!

That's right fellas, many women block you for simply saying hello. No wonder so many of them never reply! It seems the first thing women do on dating sites is locate the block button so they can use it extensively.

OzGuy · Post by **OzGuy** » January 3rd, 2013, 12:06 pm

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pete98146 · Post by **pete98146** » January 3rd, 2013, 12:09 pm

I'm kinda giggling to myself. Trying to recall how many filipinas I blocked when I was actively looking for women on Cherry Blossoms.

sfexcellence · Post by **sfexcellence** » January 3rd, 2013, 9:42 pm

Ah, emotionally insecure and undeveloped North Americans. You certainly wouldn't find this attitude in parts of Europe, that's for sure.

marklambo · Post by **marklambo** » January 3rd, 2013, 9:52 pm

OzGuy wrote:http://jezebel.com/5972725/looking-for- ... t=55765263

Last year I did a lot of online dating. Here are my tips:

1. This is perhaps my only real tip. MOVE THINGS OFFLINE FAST. Online dating isn't weird. Telling a random stranger on the internet your entire life story IS weird. And the more you reveal online, the less you'll have to talk about when you meet. And the more they reveal online, the less they'll seem like what you'd imagined.

2. Okay, maybe this tip is real too. Trust your instincts. You don't want to have a second date with every guy you meet in the produce department or at the parking meter. You don't have to give every online date a second chance either. I'm sure my number of online dates last year was somewhere between twenty and thirty, of which THREE led to second dates and ZERO led to third dates.

3. Wear whatever the f**k you want. Chances are really, really, really good you're not going to like the guy, so it won't matter anyways.

4. Go somewhere that you can extricate yourself from quickly. Meeting for drinks? Go right after work or after dinner, but not in that pre-dinner time during which your date might want to order an appetizer and you'll feel like you have to stick around while he finishes it. Coffee? Aim for the hour before the coffee shop closes (and order herbal tea so you'll be able to sleep when you get home).

5. Block everyone. I rotate between profiles on three sites in a city of 1.1 million. I've blocked more than 600 people from messaging me. Blocking every guy that sends you a message that says "hey" makes YOU feel in control.

6. Consider some kind of spreadsheet. I know some guy got publicly humiliated for his spreadsheeting, so be discreet, but once you're at the point where you've blocked 600 men you start to have a hard time remembering who you have and haven't communicated with. I've also received messages from TWO guys I've been out with IN PERSON who didn't seem to recall us going out. If only they'd been spreadsheeters!
That's right fellas, many women block you for simply saying hello. No wonder so many of them never reply! It seems the first thing women do on dating sites is locate the block button so they can use it extensively.

No wonder dating sites are an ultimate fail. If it's filled with these kinds of cunts, there just is NO REASON to even sign up. Total waste of time. Look at her response, just disgusting. Typical angry AW. Even with so many choices, she is still lonely and still sounds so angry at men. AW really don't realize how good they have it here. Stupid cunts like this make me sick.

terminator · Post by **terminator** » January 3rd, 2013, 10:10 pm

marklambo wrote:
OzGuy wrote:http://jezebel.com/5972725/looking-for- ... t=55765263

Last year I did a lot of online dating. Here are my tips:

1. This is perhaps my only real tip. MOVE THINGS OFFLINE FAST. Online dating isn't weird. Telling a random stranger on the internet your entire life story IS weird. And the more you reveal online, the less you'll have to talk about when you meet. And the more they reveal online, the less they'll seem like what you'd imagined.

2. Okay, maybe this tip is real too. Trust your instincts. You don't want to have a second date with every guy you meet in the produce department or at the parking meter. You don't have to give every online date a second chance either. I'm sure my number of online dates last year was somewhere between twenty and thirty, of which THREE led to second dates and ZERO led to third dates.

3. Wear whatever the f**k you want. Chances are really, really, really good you're not going to like the guy, so it won't matter anyways.

4. Go somewhere that you can extricate yourself from quickly. Meeting for drinks? Go right after work or after dinner, but not in that pre-dinner time during which your date might want to order an appetizer and you'll feel like you have to stick around while he finishes it. Coffee? Aim for the hour before the coffee shop closes (and order herbal tea so you'll be able to sleep when you get home).

5. Block everyone. I rotate between profiles on three sites in a city of 1.1 million. I've blocked more than 600 people from messaging me. Blocking every guy that sends you a message that says "hey" makes YOU feel in control.

6. Consider some kind of spreadsheet. I know some guy got publicly humiliated for his spreadsheeting, so be discreet, but once you're at the point where you've blocked 600 men you start to have a hard time remembering who you have and haven't communicated with. I've also received messages from TWO guys I've been out with IN PERSON who didn't seem to recall us going out. If only they'd been spreadsheeters!
That's right fellas, many women block you for simply saying hello. No wonder so many of them never reply! It seems the first thing women do on dating sites is locate the block button so they can use it extensively.
No wonder dating sites are an ultimate fail. If it's filled with these kinds of c**ts, there just is NO REASON to even sign up. Total waste of time. Look at her response, just disgusting. Typical angry AW. Even with so many choices, she is still lonely and still sounds so angry at men. AW really don't realize how good they have it here. Stupid c**ts like this make me sick.

I've been telling everyone online and sms dating, etc, are just SCAMS - you either get strung along and dumped, or blocked - just delete all your profiles on US dating sites in protest. You have almost zero chances of finding a AW.

marklambo · Post by **marklambo** » January 3rd, 2013, 10:20 pm

terminator wrote:
marklambo wrote:
OzGuy wrote:http://jezebel.com/5972725/looking-for- ... t=55765263

Last year I did a lot of online dating. Here are my tips:

1. This is perhaps my only real tip. MOVE THINGS OFFLINE FAST. Online dating isn't weird. Telling a random stranger on the internet your entire life story IS weird. And the more you reveal online, the less you'll have to talk about when you meet. And the more they reveal online, the less they'll seem like what you'd imagined.

2. Okay, maybe this tip is real too. Trust your instincts. You don't want to have a second date with every guy you meet in the produce department or at the parking meter. You don't have to give every online date a second chance either. I'm sure my number of online dates last year was somewhere between twenty and thirty, of which THREE led to second dates and ZERO led to third dates.

3. Wear whatever the f**k you want. Chances are really, really, really good you're not going to like the guy, so it won't matter anyways.

4. Go somewhere that you can extricate yourself from quickly. Meeting for drinks? Go right after work or after dinner, but not in that pre-dinner time during which your date might want to order an appetizer and you'll feel like you have to stick around while he finishes it. Coffee? Aim for the hour before the coffee shop closes (and order herbal tea so you'll be able to sleep when you get home).

5. Block everyone. I rotate between profiles on three sites in a city of 1.1 million. I've blocked more than 600 people from messaging me. Blocking every guy that sends you a message that says "hey" makes YOU feel in control.

6. Consider some kind of spreadsheet. I know some guy got publicly humiliated for his spreadsheeting, so be discreet, but once you're at the point where you've blocked 600 men you start to have a hard time remembering who you have and haven't communicated with. I've also received messages from TWO guys I've been out with IN PERSON who didn't seem to recall us going out. If only they'd been spreadsheeters!
That's right fellas, many women block you for simply saying hello. No wonder so many of them never reply! It seems the first thing women do on dating sites is locate the block button so they can use it extensively.
No wonder dating sites are an ultimate fail. If it's filled with these kinds of c**ts, there just is NO REASON to even sign up. Total waste of time. Look at her response, just disgusting. Typical angry AW. Even with so many choices, she is still lonely and still sounds so angry at men. AW really don't realize how good they have it here. Stupid c**ts like this make me sick.
I've been telling everyone online and sms dating, etc, are just SCAMS - you either get strung along and dumped, or blocked - just delete all your profiles on US dating sites in protest. You have almost zero chances of finding a AW.

Yep, and if you do find one to date, chances are she will look nothing like the photos and 50 pounds heavier with a triple chin and back boobies.

Andrewww · Post by **Andrewww** » January 3rd, 2013, 10:29 pm

Another online dating topic...there must be a new one each week.

Think about it, why would a (normal...as in not mentally sick) beautiful woman ever use a dating website in the US ? Beautiful women get courted just by going to a cofee shop. Not to mention the countless dance clubs that offer special treatment to women (free drinks from men included), the gym (where there's a majority of men), even the freaking supermarket.

So it's not surprise that in the links you posted these women mock other men, they are plain f***ed up in the head and the guys are trully pathetic.

You can go in any country, no women (outside of escorts) will pay you any attention if you are desperate: hey i'm a nice guy, pick me!!!1!11!

That's why it's a good idea to leave your emotional crap behind if you go abroad. I haven't checked the dating websites abroad but even there I would watch out for gold diggers.

marklambo · Post by **marklambo** » January 3rd, 2013, 11:11 pm

Andrewww wrote:Another online dating topic...there must be a new one each week.

Think about it, why would a (normal...as in not mentally sick) beautiful woman ever use a dating website in the US ? Beautiful women get courted just by going to a cofee shop. Not to mention the countless dance clubs that offer special treatment to women (free drinks from men included), the gym (where there's a majority of men), even the freaking supermarket.

So it's not surprise that in the links you posted these women mock other men, they are plain f***ed up in the head and the guys are trully pathetic.

You can go in any country, no women (outside of escorts) will pay you any attention if you are desperate: hey i'm a nice guy, pick me!!!1!11!

That's why it's a good idea to leave your emotional crap behind if you go abroad. I haven't checked the dating websites abroad but even there I would watch out for gold diggers.

Beautiful women in the US don't use the dating sites here. It's all filled with women who are either fat, ugly, mental, or all 3 combined. Dating sites abroad are a little different, depending on the countries.

Banano · Post by **Banano** » January 4th, 2013, 12:24 am

i wonder if PH women on DIA or cherry blossom date local filipino guys?

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » January 4th, 2013, 2:48 am

pete98146 wrote:I'm kinda giggling to myself. Trying to recall how many filipinas I blocked when I was actively looking for women on Cherry Blossoms.

Hey, man. How many Filipinas did you block when you were on there and why?

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » January 4th, 2013, 2:57 am

sfexcellence wrote:Ah, emotionally insecure and undeveloped North Americans. You certainly wouldn't find this attitude in parts of Europe, that's for sure.

Well ya! Of course because the Pilgrams and the Puritans came here to this country in its humble (no pun intended to the Puritans necessarily) beginnings.
I heard that they wanted to get away from "sex-crazed" Europe even back then. So much p.orn in Europe has cougars getting "smashed" by late-adolescent male teens, and NOBODY is having a cow over it! Awesome I'd say.

America has the highest age of consent practically in the western world/Anglosphere. That was done by design.

Sex is thrown in the face of people almost ubiquitously around the world, and in MOST of those places, HIV/AIDS and out-of-wedlock births are not as a big problem here in the U.S.
of Gay.

I saw a TV show in one of my favorite countries out there, and a semi-attractive woman, DURING PRIMETIME TV, was demonstrating how to masturbate on a talk show as a regular host.

Even though I sounded like a prude the other day when I talked about Canada's Naked News (tm), but it was to demonstrate that this is done in a feminist country, not in a resound virtuous cool-a.ss country like somewhere outside of the Femosphere.

I hope that what I'm saying isn't too cryptic nor would fall onto deaf ears (or inert/idle fingertips - for keyboard's sakes!) LOL

P.S.: look at my current, new avatar: this was a still I had taken from a RUSSIAN amateur porn snippet! Yes Russian "creepy-looking" middle-aged guys can f**k curvy, but not fat women. In America, he would be talking to himself all the time (not having sex for years on-end due to reasons that have been beat like a dead horse) and probably residing in a homeless shelter being mentally-disturbed or some s.hit.

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » January 4th, 2013, 3:19 am

Andrewww wrote:Another online dating topic...there must be a new one each week.

Think about it, why would a (normal...as in not mentally sick) beautiful woman ever use a dating website in the US ? Beautiful women get courted just by going to a cofee shop. Not to mention the countless dance clubs that offer special treatment to women (free drinks from men included), the gym (where there's a majority of men), even the freaking supermarket.

So it's not surprise that in the links you posted these women mock other men, they are plain f***ed up in the head and the guys are trully pathetic.

You can go in any country, no women (outside of escorts) will pay you any attention if you are desperate: hey i'm a nice guy, pick me!!!1!11!

That's why it's a good idea to leave your emotional crap behind if you go abroad. I haven't checked the dating websites abroad but even there I would watch out for gold diggers.

...and it's good to leave most American paranoia and prudishness & racial baggage at home. I had a talk with a well-known member on here; he knows who he is. He got in my a.ss (figuratively of course) saying that I should stop dressing like a stateside thug. If I had done that, and wore well-fitted conservative neat suits abroad, I would attracted the upper-echelon of FW.

On the contrary, I was mostly attracting pro's when i was wearing my Hip-Hop gear.

Good example, guys: one day back in 2007 in the Philippines (AC to be exact), I went into a bar, and I kid you the fcuk not: a girl ALREADY went to the back (to the women's dressing room for bargirl dancers) and STARTED CHANGING HER CLOTHES SO SHE CAN GO HOME WITH ME WITHOUT ME EVER REALIZING WHO THE F.UCK SHE WAS.

I say this because the mamasan (the grandma pimp and owner of the bar) said, "Don't worry, sir. Your date already picked you, and she's in the back changing her clothes getting ready to spend night with you".

I was (in my mind), "WTF? What if she were ugly???"

She came out with BeyoncÃ© hips in regular girl clothes! And she was light-skinned with juicy Rosario Dawson mulatta lips and face! She looked like Rosario Dawson in the face, but like BeyoncÃ© in hips and the waist! The before-she-had-Jay-Z's-child BeyoncÃ© with the wide hips!!

To make the long story not as long, she and I got into bed butt-naked. W/hen I finally had gotten on my back, and then she was on all fours over me. I reached for her p.ussy, my hand flew down her p.ussy crack at the speed of light as if it were black ice on a cold, Siberian winter road or something.

I was like, "Damn. Your p.ussy is that wet??"

She replied, "My kitty really likes you, sir".

LOL yup in AC in the Philippines you guys!

The p.ussy was so freakin' good that I couldn't c.um because I didn't want to lose the feeling I was experiencing.

After 4 hours of f.ucking her bareback, she became annoyed and said, "My p.ussy is mad at you. You are f.cuking her too long now even though she's' still soaking wet".

Funny sh*t. She only cost me P1,200 (Filipino pesos) for the whole night.

So she went to Metro-Manila like two weeks later to move there (in order to move to a w.horehouse there so she can make more money).

The mamasan stood her up at the bus terminal, and she came back to AC.

Since she had gotten back to AC, but the w.horehouse she used to live at that I met her at the first time was closed so she couldn't get in touch with the mamasan. ...which

I think is a lie because methinks she wanted to spend time with me.

And that she did.

It was the first time ever I f.cuked a stripper/bargirl for free!!!! Paid the first time, get one free! Ha!

Then the last time I had spoken to her on email she married a Black guy from Boston whom she had met at the same bar in AC.

Craz-zay. I didn't care. They are others! P.ussy isn't going obsolete anytime soon!

jamesbond · Post by **jamesbond** » January 4th, 2013, 3:53 am

Andrewww wrote:Think about it, why would a (normal...as in not mentally sick) beautiful woman ever use a dating website in the US ? Beautiful women get courted just by going to a cofee shop. Not to mention the countless dance clubs that offer special treatment to women (free drinks from men included), the gym (where there's a majority of men), even the freaking supermarket.

Women in english speaking countries get hit on all the time, that's why they don't have to use internet dating. Only hidious looking women, obese women and single mothers use internet dating in the anglosphere.

noog · Post by **noog** » January 4th, 2013, 9:20 am

<quote>You don't want to have a second date with every guy you meet in the produce department or at the parking meter. You don't have to give every online date a second chance either. I'm sure my number of online dates last year was somewhere between twenty and thirty, of which THREE led to second dates and ZERO led to third dates.
</quote>

The elephant in the room that these women aren't talking about is that so many of them are not using the domestic dating sites to find long-term relationships, instead they are using them to fill their enormous over-inflated egos. To women like this, every rejection is another feather in her cap. What was just said above is all the proof you'll ever need.

Maybe I shouldn't have read this article, it just ticks me off more.