It's over, I'm actually Happier-In-North-America

[S_Parc]

She's done it again.

"Melissa" has added the Medicine Ball workout, to her Pilates/Yoga training, as a result of my recommendation that strength training needs to be added to maintain lean muscle tone and longevity. She is clearly a guy in disguise, 'cause she's got a 10 lb-er which most women are afraid of.

[S_Parc]

For the handful of guys, who're still curious about the matter, here's the best I could do, in terms of describing this person.

The following is a maturing Helen Hunt, so take some 5 years off there...

And we all know the following... Queen of the lesbian singers, Melissa Etheridge, though a bit of a younger pose there, so add 5 years there.



And then, if you could merge the two women above, or take a vector cross product, that's essentially what she looks like.

[Jester]

And then, if you could merge the two women above, or take a vector cross product, that's essentially what she looks like.

Nice. Haven't heard of THOSE in a few decades. Oddly enough, makes me nostalgic!!!

[S_Parc]

Nice. Haven't heard of THOSE in a few decades. Oddly enough, makes me nostalgic!!!

Yes, but unlike Helen Hunt, this person is man-ish and thus, doesn't turn me on in that way.

However, since we both shared lap dances with a couple of strippers, perhaps being turned on isn't needed, as the overall experience is greater than the sum of the parts

[Jester]

Nice. Haven't heard of THOSE in a few decades. Oddly enough, makes me nostalgic!!!

Yes, but unlike Helen Hunt, this person is man-ish and thus, doesn't turn me on in that way.

However, since we both shared lap dances with a couple of strippers, perhaps being turned on isn't needed, as the overall experience is greater than the sum of the parts

HAHA no I meant I was nostalgic for mathematics - matrices, vectors, etc.

The days when being a smart kid was the only work you had to do.

Aaahhh.

[Jester]

However, since we both shared lap dances with a couple of strippers, perhaps being turned on isn't needed, as the overall experience is greater than the sum of the parts

Sounds like it all "adds up" very well!

[Teal Lantern]

Yes, but unlike Helen Hunt, this person is man-ish and thus, doesn't turn me on in that way.

Whenever I see Hunt, I think of those sad looking dogs in the Sarah McLachlan "Angel" animal cruelty ads.
Can't get a stiffy for Droopy.

[Cornfed]

Is there a term for the male equivalent of a fag hag?

[S_Parc]

All right, I know from a 3rd party observer, it sounds like I'm gloating or being a bit whacked, but my life is clearly not was it was, when I first joined HA.

Just recently, *Melissa* put on her creative thinking cap and came up with an idea which stuck me as kinda unorthodox. Ok, it's unorthodox because it's normally something that only I would have thought about. Well, it was in essence that she realized that I never truly had this experience of dominating a woman's body. As a basic, “nice guyâ€￾, it was always a type of mutual experience for me.

So she got herself a bi-esc@rt and put together an interesting scenario. I can kinda talk about it now, as it's over and only a vivid memory.

Mel took the lady into her room did a bit of warming up and so forth. Since we shared a 2 bedroom hotel suite, she took the lady out and into the common living space. Mel was wearing a shirt, she didn't want me to see her fully naked, after all she's a lesbian, not bi. Mel had on a double-strap-on, so part was inside her and the other, prodding out and grinding against the lady. Thus, it produced mutual satisfaction. The escort was completely naked so I was checking her out.

Well, Mel decided upon a rear penetration and was kissing and prodding the escort from behind and finally told me to enter the escort from the front, and dominated her body. Well, you can kinda guess the rest. I dived in but strangely, so that none of us would collapse from the setup, I also had to the brace the whole situation by grabbing Mel's @ss, buttressing the whole framework in place. Mel whispered that that was ok, as I was a bit embarrassed by that hand movement. And then, we both went for it, grinding away at this hot naked woman with double penetration.

I don't know about you, but it honestly felt like, that for a few moments, that I was doing two women with the force of each thrust. I was elated, though it felt kinda weird that I was doing both the esc@rt and Mel, at the same time. I don't have romantic feelings for Melissa but the fact that we shared a combination like that, did make we feel something for her, not love nor even lust but a type of kinship.

I really hope that I can keep this whole thing together, as my life is now looking more a like a David Lynch movie or a Twilight Zone episode. This is no longer a HA subject; this is a brave new world that I'm in.

[have2fly]

S_Parc, you are a really smart guy, I enjoy reading your posts. But IMHO, this is a way to escape the reality. Any EE man will call this situation very perverted in many ways. You are replacing spiritual female sex-bonding with basic physical satisfaction, which is OK - we are animals afterall, but you remember why Roman Empire failed, right?

IMHO, this is a short term solution and your own escape from lonely real life in the U.S. I totally understand, since you have to adapt to survive in the U.S. culture, but I am becoming more conservative as I grow older. Conservative in the way of just enjoying time with girls that are sexually appealing and would lead into something, sex, fun, emotions etc.

[S_Parc]

S_Parc, you are a really smart guy, I enjoy reading your posts. But IMHO, this is a way to escape the reality. Any EE man will call this situation very perverted in many ways. You are replacing spiritual female sex-bonding with basic physical satisfaction, which is OK - we are animals afterall, but you remember why Roman Empire failed, right?

IMHO, this is a short term solution and your own escape from lonely real life in the U.S. I totally understand, since you have to adapt to survive in the U.S. culture, but I am becoming more conservative as I grow older. Conservative in the way of just enjoying time with girls that are sexually appealing and would lead into something, sex, fun, emotions etc.

The irony of your response is that it's the 69th one of this thread

And in my defense, I believe that my terminated relationship with the Brazilian lady, as explained in my discussion with publicduende, has given me both perspectives, one in a relationship which was supposed to have led to marriage and 3 kids and then, the state that I'm in today. And I believe that with limited emotional support from my immediate family of birth, most likely, other South American women wouldn't be too interested in settling down long term either. The idea here is that with traditional wives, one needs to have come from a happy household. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case for me.

With the above said, the Fall of Rome was due to Imperial outreach and then, outsourcing the defense of the Empire to Barbarian mercenary armies, which split the power structures. As for the sexual mores of the Patricians, they were doing kinky stuff (while maintaining a proper wife & household), between Hannibal's time and beyond that of Claudius's reign, the so-called height of the Old Republic and the Pax Romana of the Empire.

[S_Parc]

Ok fellas, this is getting kinda weird but I think this sort of makes sense.

Imagine for an instant, that your girlfriend or wife were physically handicapped. Well, it's obvious that you'd transfer your physical needs out of the situation and replace a type of emotional/mental onto your significant other, who's now, disabled from performing the act.

In a sense, this is what's happening here. Mel, being a lesbian, can't offer me straight intercourse without feeling ill or completely weird-ed out. In place of that, she's offering me other women, with whom I can perform my bodily needs, while at the same time, she gives me that added emotional comfort, which is needed by all people, who desire any sort of companionship.

I presume that if this relationship continues, Mel and I will be banging women together, as a couple of sorts.

She's happy with that, as she's content with our current setup. And from my p.o.v, why not?

[Manson Maan]

S_Parc man I dont care what any one says to you, from me its Max Respect !

Some of your stories remind me of when I had lesbian wing chic's back a decade ago. I had one girl , a friend from work , much like you, she was a lesbian and we were best mates but after a few years it took a turn and she confided in me that she wanted to try having sex with me.

I said yes of course , I mean she was hot, so I told her so it wasn't weird id just randomly make a move one night when we were having fun. And yes in the back of a night club I had her up against a wall near the kitchen and she went off like a frog in a sock. It was like having sex with a washing machine ! this was when I discovered squirting lol man it was hard holding us both while my shoes were slipping on the tiled floor... lol

SO yeah Lesbian friend ships are very cool ! I think what you got with Mel , why should that not be ok ? why would anyone tell you anything other than , man if its workin then spread the love.

After that I had to have sex with all of her lesbian friends , it was a challenge and boy was it fun. They were like guys but with vaginas.. and no im not confused , they were really cute , slim , girly , not masculine at all , just tom boys with the practicality and detachment of men.. man it was 4 years of guilt free, awesome sex.

[Jester]

Is there a term for the male equivalent of a fag hag?

{cringes} Ouch!

[Jester]

With the above said, the Fall of Rome was due to Imperial outreach and then, outsourcing the defense of the Empire to Barbarian mercenary armies, which split the power structures. As for the sexual mores of the Patricians, they were doing kinky stuff (while maintaining a proper wife & household), between Hannibal's time and beyond that of Claudius's reign, the so-called height of the Old Republic and the Pax Romana of the Empire.

WHOA dude does orgies but STILL knows his history!!!

Gimme an H,
Gimme an A,
GOD I LOVE HA!!