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Falcon
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Non-human HA members

Post by Falcon » October 31st, 2012, 12:16 am

Wow, we've got quite a gathering of:

Animals
Wolves - AmericanInMexico
Doggies - Dogboy86
Pandas - Xiongmao, samurai_panda
Jackals - Jackal
Foxes - Fox
Falcons - Falcon
Hummingbirds - Colibri
Walruses - Walrusface
Moose - FlyingMoose
Lions - Lionchild

Imaginary creatures
Dragons - Dragon
Phoenixes - PhoenixSosa
Heroes - The Hero of Men, Hero
Ghosts - Ghost, Wraith
Terminators - Terminator
Darth Vader - E_Irizarry

Food
Celeries - Celery2010
Peas - MrPeabody
Peaches - Momopi
Corn - Cornfed
Tacos - Taco
Bananas - Banano
Cereals - CerealKiller
Sushi - Sushiman
Cheese - CheezeRaider, Smallcheese
Gingers - Ginger

Awesome toys
Skateboards - Skateboardstephen
Lanterns - Teal Lantern
Rocks - Rock, Rocky Top
Hooks - Hook
Guitars - GuitarGuy996
Feathers - Teathered feather

This really is some anthropomorphism gone wild. I wonder how many HA members are actually human. Just imagine all of us bouncing out of American zoos and grocery stores to invade foreign countries. :lol:


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OK, maybe some humans.

Clowns - Jester
DJ's - djfourmoney
Sailors - ExpeditionSailor, Navigator
Chemists - Chemist
Messiahs - Professor Jesus
Oddballs - odbo
Cops - Repatriate
Taxi drivers - Winston


HA is always boatloads of fun. :D
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Re: Non-human HA members

Post by Dragon » October 31st, 2012, 12:49 am

Falcon wrote: Imaginary creatures
Dragons - Dragon
Phoenixes - PhoenixSosa
Heroes - The Hero of Men, Hero
Ghosts - Ghost, Wraith
Terminators - Terminator
Darth Vader - E_Irizarry
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Screw you. Dragons are real, bitch.

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Post by Winston » October 31st, 2012, 1:31 am

Who knows. Many people seem programmed. We could be living in a matrix and whoever or whatever runs our simulation could insert artificial intelligences, like the Sentinels in the Matrix.

A growing number of futurists, physicists and techno-geeks are beginning to believe that we are living in a computer simulation.

http://simulism.org/Simulism

http://www.simulation-argument.com
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Post by momopi » October 31st, 2012, 7:45 pm

Well! I'm a fruit.

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Momo = Peach

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Post by Falcon » October 31st, 2012, 8:05 pm

So what does the "-pi" in Momopi mean?

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Post by Dragon » October 31st, 2012, 8:55 pm

Falcon wrote:So what does the "-pi" in Momopi mean?
3.14159

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Post by Falcon » October 31st, 2012, 10:06 pm

But peaches aren't even spherical. :evil:

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Re: Non-human HA members

Post by Jester » October 31st, 2012, 10:23 pm

Falcon wrote:
OK, maybe some humans.

Clowns - Jester
DJ's - djfourmoney
Sailors - ExpeditionSailor, Navigator
Chemists - Chemist
Messiahs - Professor Jesus
Oddballs - odbo
Cops - Repatriate
Taxi drivers - Winston


HA is always boatloads of fun. :D
Great post...

+1 for making Winston the punch line!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Non-human HA members

Post by Ginger » November 2nd, 2012, 8:23 am

:)
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I do not promise to be gingerly :P

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Re: Non-human HA members

Post by Falcon » November 2nd, 2012, 10:28 am

Ginger wrote:add me to the food items please, or make up a SPICES category :P haha, this made me laugh
Done. You're now on the awesome list!

And Momopi too. :P

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