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The Women of L.A.

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Funny spoof of the dating situation in L.A. sent to me by Odbo:



Is L.A. really that bad? ....Sheesh...well, actually, when you think about: city filled with narcissistic jerks, faux celebrities, rich cunts, and fake Hollywood personalities = the worst city in the United States?
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actually I think San Diego, San Francisco, and maybe some other spots with a bad male to female ratio and a surplus of feminist porkers (like Seattle) are even worse for finding single women. However the quality of the women in Los Angeles area is probably as low as anywhere in America and I imagine the world. Except for the recent immigrants, but they learn to act like valley girls quickly. Thing is, LA sucks in general, where as those other trouble spots only suck for women.
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sounds like southern california.... I lived there 4 years and left with a distate for the place
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Re: The Women of L.A.

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zboy1 wrote:Funny spoof of the dating situation in L.A. sent to me by Odbo:



Is L.A. really that bad? ....Sheesh...well, actually, when you think about: city filled with narcissistic jerks, faux celebrities, rich c**ts, and fake Hollywood personalities = the worst city in the United States?
That video is hilarious and very true! Women in LA are the most materialistic women in the world! If your not a wealthy guy and you live in southern California, you have to resign yourself to overweight single mothers! :shock:
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First of all, LA women have zippo to do with Jim Morrison's classic.

The other moniker used to describe 'em is *Wilshire Gold Digger Brigade*, Wilshire Boulevard being to LA, as Broadway to NYC :wink:
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LA hinterland women are friendly and attractive. This video is geared towards the hollywood/westside/beach crowd.
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S_Parc wrote:First of all, LA women have zippo to do with Jim Morrison's classic.
They were more like the song when LA Woman was written. But the culture changed :(
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Too funny. If I was a man and a woman treated me the way they treated that guy in the video..there would be a lot of L.A women with shattered egos.I don't care how beautiful someone is you're not superior to me in no shape of way. I would say you're lucky I wanted your 65 pounds soaking wet, coke snorting behind oh and by the way get some new weave and a better tan.LOL
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Wow, look at the comments too. The Feminists are out today!
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would be a few laughs if it weren't so true. overseas is like a different planet...no actually america is the disfunctional planet

bottom line...even a a girl who is a 7 thinks she is am 8.5 and will hold out for a 9+

this leaves 90% of guys with scraps or multi year dry spells
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innovatorsclub wrote:would be a few laughs if it weren't so true. overseas is like a different planet...no actually america is the disfunctional planet

bottom line...even a a girl who is a 7 thinks she is an 8.5 and will hold out for a 9+

this leaves 90% of guys with scraps or multi year dry spells
Yes, you have some women in the US who look like the one pictured below, who think they deserve a rich, handsome man! These women think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread! :lol:

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abcdavid01 wrote:Wow, look at the comments too. The Feminists are out today!
Feminists? What does that even mean. They're just your average modern skanks trying their best to imitate a "Jewish American Princess", the irony is that the most worthless women are also the ones who can't take any criticism.

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Re: The Women of L.A.

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zboy1 wrote:Funny spoof of the dating situation in L.A. sent to me by Odbo:



Is L.A. really that bad? ....Sheesh...well, actually, when you think about: city filled with narcissistic jerks, faux celebrities, rich c**ts, and fake Hollywood personalities = the worst city in the United States?
Great video.

A lot of truth to this in the nicer areas like West LA, also in beachy areas of Orange County.

I personally wouldn't choose NY City though. Well-dressed ugly people abound. Thus its pretty scary to think about L.A. being SO bad that New Yorkers want to go back to uglytown. Can't argue with their point, though. In my experience, easy to make friends in New York compared to here.

Years ago, when I moved here after living in Georgia, going to school in NJ, and visiting New York and Massachusetts, I noticed that the East Coast is generally masculine (men are bigger, people have real jobs and are proud of their work), and the West Coast is essentially feminine (people preen, brag, show off, work on their bodies). And women wear the pants more out here.
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Misogynistic video?

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Now many Americans are saying this video is misogynistic (what the?).

'Women of L.A' : The Anti-Female Anthem of 2013
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/erin-gibs ... 87022.html

'Women Of LA' Creators DJ Lubel & Jamie Abrams Explain Misogynist Video
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/1 ... 19728.html

Viral misogyny alert: “The Women of LAâ€￾
http://feministing.com/2013/02/18/viral ... men-of-la/


A new video spoof: The Nice Guys of L.A.




Men of L.A.

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