Middle aged American mother still has unbelievable pickings!

[MatureDJ]

http://yahoo.match.com/cp.aspx?cpp=/cpp ... iontimeout

So let me get this straight. A 50 y.o. woman with a couple of kids divorces her husband (I'm sure she took him to the cleaners), and then decides that she wants another man to fix her fuses, etc., so she puts an online ad and gets 84 responses the first night (with a "thousand" more as the time goes on)! Then after sifting out the "players", she starts to date some of them. Poor Steve gets rejected because he didn't quite treat cab drivers and waiters the "right" way. Evidently poor Robert treated these folks OK, but since he "let his career slide", she gave him the pink slip. Dashing Phil tipped well, but there something about his "coldness". Finally, lucky Walter was able to beat the spermatronical odds to get her.

Would a 50 y.o. Russian mother be able to be anywhere near this picky? She would have to choose between drunk and charming Boris, poor and semi-sober Ivan, and good career, but plenty of mistresses Vlad (who has the occasional taste for Russian Cougar.)

Sheesh!