Winston ate Dog at the Yulin Dog Meat Festival?

[Tsar]

It was a sunny day in Yulin China. Winston Wu went to meet Yu Fan Li to partake in a festival of culinary art and joyous revelry! The Yulin Dog Meat Festival.

Of course, Winston was a vegetarian but he decided to sacrifice that to try to get the romance of Yu Fan Li.

He took one bite of the dog meat and it was like his mind exploded. He never tasted such a delicious delicacy.

Yu took our Great Wu to the Kitty Kitchen where he ate such a floral delicate meat, cat meat, seasoned by a Chinese Chef trained in Italy, France, and Switzerland.

Wu realized he was missing out on the most unique culinary greatness and converted from fanatic vegetarianism to omnivorous zealotry.

I think Winston Wu is now more manly now that he ate Dog Meat!

Congratulations! You're a Paleo again!

(Just a joke like most everything else I post)