Review; The VIP Gentlemen's Club in Key West, Florida.

[kangarunner]

In the USA and Canada, you can't make friends or even socialize any longer; all interactions are strictly business-related and are strictly for business reasons only.

Unless you have something valuable to offer others, for the average guy in America, you're basically invisible. You're seeing the world go on around you, but you yourself are lonely and isolated because no one wants to associate with you. That's how it was with me. America is a country for the powerful and tyrants. The rest of us are just pawns on the chess board.

In Vietnam, I was able to make friends easily. I was able to pick up hot girls every day. Every day was a sunny, happy day.

In America, I dreaded every day. Every day was trudging along my miserable existence closer to death.

[traveller]

As single guys drawn to The VIP Gentlemen's Club in Key West also know, pornography on the Internet and also in magazines is nothing but boring! Whether it's xvideos, xhamster, pornhub, pichunter, playboy, or such, it's that same copypaste hardcore gruel. Pinching, biting, touching only with the mouth, his thing in her mouth, slapping, tying, foreign objects, and then he's boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! into her rear, all repeating over and over like a broken record in every single video, category, and website, with the cameras zoomed in and focusing on the grinding genitals in many cases.

Guys that do pornography with the pornstars never like to touch the pornstar's boobs except with their mouth. The guys are always biting her nipples, they're hitting and slapping her, inserting foreign objects into the genitals, tying the women up, and are nothing but physically abusive, like domestic violence or even rape. In many videos found in just about all categories, whether it be saggy boobs, pointy boobs, nipples, or whichever it is, the guys are endlessly boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! into her rear with the cameras zoomed in and focused on the grinding genitals. The guys that do touch her boobs with his hands, the guys are squeezing them too hard, pulling on her nipples as if trying to tear them off, slapping them around, and grabbing them only to bite them with their mouths, the guys never like to just hold them from underneath or support them from underneath in a romantic way without the biting. You try to look up videos and pictures of women resting their boobs on tables and desks. The results don't ever give you videos or pictures of women resting their boobs on tables and desks at all, instead they give you that same ruddy copypaste gruel (pinching, biting, touching only with the mouth, his thing in her mouth, slapping, tying, foreign objects, and then he's boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! into her rear) that repeats over and over like a broken record in every single video result! Only difference is, they're doing it on a table or they're doing it "doggystyle." You do a search for "romance" on, for example, xvideos or pornhub. The results don't give you romance like you might see with, for example, couples watching a concert at a park and getting affectionate with the guy's arms wrapped romantically around her stomach, pushing her boobs up from underneath. Instead, the results give you that same repeating copypaste hardcore gruel that keeps repeating in every single result like a broken record!

You even look at the page of a certain pornstar on xvideos or pornhub. You look through about 500 of her videos for something soft and romantic and affectionate. But every single one of her videos is the same copypaste hardcore gruel! Pinching, biting, touching only with the mouth, his thing in her mouth, slapping, tying, foreign objects, and then he's boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! into her rear. The same thing, the same thing, the same thing, repeating over and over and over like a broken record in every single one of her videos!

I know what you guys are thinking, too, yes it would be great if you could videotape your romantic sexy session there so you can watch that at home instead of that boring, painful, copypaste hardcore gruel that repeats over and over like a broken record on xvideos, xhamster, pornhub, pichunter, and in every single porn website, video, gallery, and category. Unfortunately, taking pictures and videos is prohibited at The VIP Gentlemen's Club in Key West. Which leaves all guys with only Key West's annual Fantasy fest where you can take pictures and videos that you can watch at home instead of that copypaste gruel on xvideos, pornhub, and such that repeats over and over like a broken record. America, porn industries and all, is bent on denying all men their true fetishes and displaying only false fetishes all over the Internet and in magazines.

If pornography were an aircraft, no doubt it would be that clipped wing plane, the Dodo, in the PlayStation 2 game "Grand Theft Auto III." And I'm sure many who played that game have tried to fly that plane at Liberty City's Francis International Airport that had it's outer wings sawed off right where the braces attach and got all frustrated and disgruntled at how, every time you try to take off and fly, the plane goes up a few feet, stalls, and crashes right back down on the runway. And if you fly off the end of the runway and try to fly it around Liberty City, more often than not, the plane often just nosedives right into the water, or it stalls and crashes into the water, drowning the player, or it crashes into the highway encircling Staunton Island. And I'm sure it's made many a player jealous of the full-wing version of the Dodo that flies around the north end of Liberty City, the one that the player can shoot down with a bazooka, only to immediately gain a 4-star Wanted level.

Oftentimes, you could well even just say, the United States of America as a country flies like a Dodo.

The pornography industries, by the way, are based in California, or so I hear. I especially have read that the majority of pornographic videos are usually filmed in and around Los Angeles, especially in the San Fernando Valley area.

My fetishes are;

-Putting my arms under a woman's boobs, lifting them up from underneath, and basically supporting them on top of my arm(s) and open hands, kind of like a makeshift bra or boob support. No pinching, no hard squeezing, no biting, no pulling, and no hitting. Simply letting them rest on top of my arms under their own weight. I also sometimes like to lift them up and down like lifting weights at the gym, too.

-Stroking a woman under her chin, putting my hand gently under her chin so that her face looks like it's getting supported from underneath. For women that might have a slight bit of a double chin, especially when they have a lot of neck below it, I like how, when I put my hand or fingers against it, it kind of pushes that slight double chin back up. And I also love kind of lifting it up on top of my fingers and letting it back down, like a massage, basically in that way that most women, especially at the strip clubs, say that it feels relaxing. No squeezing the neck, however, as that turns me off.

And you're right, that kind of stuff doesn't ever appear anywhere on any website or in any magazine.

[traveller]

I recently went to The VIP Gentlemen's Club in Key West. The total cost was a lot more than $360, it was closer to $1,000, and for only maybe 15 minutes! If anything, prices there have shot through the roof over the past two years! As of October 2023, $300 is now just the cover charge. The dancers there have been charging outrageously heinous prices, we're talking $1,000, even $1,500 per session! Add in the $300 cover charge, and you're looking at close to $2,000 or more per session, even close to the cost of a small Chihuly glass sculpture, with some of those dancers! They literally are charging the kinds of prices you'd see even in Los Angeles. San Francisco, even! Prices and costs capable of overdrawing your bank account and even maxing out your credit card! A lot of them don't even like to charge a fixed price, either, they like going all haywire and continuing to add onto the price of a session. Some of those dancers are even known to invisibly charge up to 8 to 10 times the cover charge in there, too!

[Mercury]

I recently went to The VIP Gentlemen's Club in Key West. The total cost was a lot more than $360, it was closer to $1,000, and for only maybe 15 minutes! If anything, prices there have shot through the roof over the past two years! As of October 2023, $300 is now just the cover charge. The dancers there have been charging outrageously heinous prices, we're talking $1,000, even $1,500 per session! Add in the $300 cover charge, and you're looking at close to $2,000 or more per session, even close to the cost of a small Chihuly glass sculpture, with some of those dancers! They literally are charging the kinds of prices you'd see even in Los Angeles. San Francisco, even! Prices and costs capable of overdrawing your bank account and even maxing out your credit card! A lot of them don't even like to charge a fixed price, either, they like going all haywire and continuing to add onto the price of a session. Some of those dancers are even known to invisibly charge up to 8 to 10 times the cover charge in there, too!

I think it's time to take those rising prices and price gouging as a sign. A sign that it's time to go abroad. If those girls in there are charging 2k and higher per session, it would make more sense to set that kind of money aside towards GETTING OUT of America! That place, and those new dancers in there, clearly have been taking advantage of America's fake, inauthentic, toxic, soulless, disconnected, man-hating, and superficial culture. Saving 2k per year can get you a new home in the Philippines in about half a decade. If those dancers are charging those kinds of prices, it's time to stay away from that place, stay away from all American and Canadian women, in fact stay away from all women on the continent of North America, save up that money, and GET OUT of North America! Go mingle and get sexual with a European woman in France, Germany, or Greece! Go relieve your fetishes with an Asian woman in Southeast Asia, or Australia. Latin women in South America also make for great romance.

[traveller]

There is a trick that can be used by guys that go to The VIP Gentlemen's Club on Duval Street in Key West that I hope would teach those dancers to not charge such heinous prices and make them realize they're not in Los Angeles anymore.

The cover charge to get into the club is $300. After that comes paying the dancers tips and gratuity. A number of Yelp and Google reviews unfortunately reveal a bunch of scams that have occurred there (at The VIP Gentlemen's Club on Duval Street in Key West). Reviewers on Yelp and Google have reported dancers there asking for up to $400 in gratuity, then asking again for another $200 or $400 more, and then adding another $500 or so on top of that, and so forth. A few reviewers report having paid as much as $2,500 and even $3,500 total for a 1 hour (60 minutes) session, with the dancers being absent from the room for up to 40 to 45 minutes total in a number of cases. A lot of those reviewers also report the dancers asking for credit cards, bank cards, and money orders to pay those heinous prices, resulting in cases of credit card fraud and even identity theft, with even lawyers becoming involved in a few cases. It also is reported that their ATM charges a 25 percent fee for withdrawals (which would be, as an example, $25 for withdrawing $100, and $50 for withdrawing $200).

If you feel like you must try out The VIP Gentlemen's Club on Duval Street in Key West, use cash only. Once again, the cover charge to get in is $300. And $300 is a lot of money. If after paying the cover charge, let's say you have $200 left in cash. When the dancer asks you for a tip, tell them you only have $200 to give her. If she asks you for more, be firm and tell her that you can not give her any more than $200. If she asks you for a credit card or bank card, tell her you don't have it with you (and it would actually in fact be wise to not bring any credit, debit, or bank cards with you to The VIP Gentlemen's Club, instead, leave them in your hotel room, or if you live in Key West, leave the credit cards at home). In other words, treat The VIP Gentlemen's Club in Key West as if it were a cash-only facility.

In general, if they want patrons to go there, The VIP Gentlemen's Club in Key West needs new dancers. Dancers that will go easy on guys that don't have a ton of money to spend, and after paying that $300 cover charge, might only have maybe $200 or even just $75 (or even $50) left for tips and gratuity during a 1 hour (60 minutes) session. Those dancers they have right now that charge $750 and $1,500 and $2,500 and more for tips and gratuity during a 1 hour session need to go back to California and work at the VIP clubs in Los Angeles and San Francisco, where they can charge customers those outrageous gratuity prices and where they have reason to charge those heinous gratuity prices. Los Angeles and San Francisco are two of the most expensive cities and metro areas in the United States, with numerous residences selling for millions and even tens of millions of dollars. Houses in Los Angeles cost, on average, 6 times what they cost in Cape Coral, Florida. A house that costs $100,000 in Cape Coral would cost $600,000 in Los Angeles. Key West is not Los Angeles, and Key West is not San Francisco.